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02-27-2008, 08:30 AM | #1 |
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| installing a husband (a funny) Installing A Husband > > Dear Tech Support, > > Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to > Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in > overall system performance -- particularly in > the flower and jewelry applications, which > operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. > > In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other > valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and > Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed > undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, > and Golf Clubs 4.1. > > Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and > Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. > I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these > problems, but to no avail. What can I do? > > Signed, Desperate > ------------------------------------- > Dear Desperate: > > First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an > Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an > Operating System. > > Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved > Me.exe', try to download Tears 6.2 and don't > forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that > application works as designed, Husband 1.0 > should then automatically run the applications > Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, > overuse of the above application can cause > Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, > Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very > bad program that will download the Snoring > Loudly Beta. > > Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law > 1.0 It runs a virus in the background that > will eventually seize control of all your system > resources. Also, do not attempt to reinstall > the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and > will crash Husband 1.0 > > In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but > it does have limited memory and cannot learn new > applications quickly. You might consider > buying additional software to improve memory and > performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. > > Good Luck, Tech Support
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02-27-2008, 08:34 AM | #2 |
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| I think we all encounter this problem once we upgrade to Husband 1.0.
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02-27-2008, 08:40 AM | #3 |
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| Thanks for sharing!!!!
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02-27-2008, 08:43 AM | #4 |
Furbutts = LOVE Donating Member Moderator | Also, I find that Beer 6.1 inevitably starts "I'm So Sexy 10.Million", along with Booze Breath 2.1, and Slur Speech 4.3 - at which point I have to initiate the tried and true HARD SHUT DOWN.
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02-27-2008, 08:46 AM | #5 |
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02-27-2008, 08:50 AM | #6 |
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| LOL Keep them coming!
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02-27-2008, 08:59 AM | #7 |
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02-27-2008, 09:18 AM | #8 |
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| too cute! im forwarding this to all my friends...thanks for sharing!! lol |
02-27-2008, 09:43 AM | #9 |
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| Headache 5.0 is also an invaluable program...
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02-27-2008, 10:10 AM | #10 |
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| I agree, unfortunately Hubby thinks he's SO sexy when he's had a few, but nothing could be further from sexy
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02-27-2008, 10:28 AM | #11 |
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| Love it
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02-27-2008, 11:36 AM | #13 |
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| Here's what I have noticed: Once you run Boyfriend 5.0 for 3 years, he starts to perform JUST LIKE Husband 1.0, so why waste your money upgrading to Husband 1.0??
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02-27-2008, 11:37 AM | #14 |
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| that is really funny and cute! I think if you go back to Bf 5.0- you have to get a whole new set up! LOL!!!
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02-27-2008, 12:59 PM | #15 |
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| LoL. i needed that today..I got married in June and boy has everything gone down hill! |
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