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12-03-2007, 06:30 AM | #1 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ohio
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| Could You Use Another Smile Hospital chart bloopers > *************Actual writings from hospital charts***************** > > 1. The patient refused autopsy. > > 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. > > 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another > Hospital. > > 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her > Husband states she was very hot in bed last > Night. > > 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left > Side for over a year. > > 6. On the second day the knee was better, and on > The third day it disappeared. > > 7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. > She also appears to be depressed. > > 8. The patient has been depressed since she > Began seeing me in 1993. > > 9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. > > 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, > Mentally alert but forgetful. > > 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia > For lunch. > > 12. She is numb from her toes down. > > 13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated > And sent home. > > 14. The skin was moist and dry. > > 15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches. > > 16. Patient was alert and unresponsive. > > 17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size > Thyroid. > > 18. She stated that she had been constipated for > Most of her life, until she got a divorce. > > 19. I saw your patient today, who is still under > Our car for physical therapy. > > 20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light > And accommodation. > > 21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is > Circus sized. > > 22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. > > 23. Skin: somewhat pale but present. > > 24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor. > > 25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other > Abnormalities. > > > > >
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12-03-2007, 06:32 AM | #2 |
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| HAHAHAHAHAHA That was too funny |
12-03-2007, 07:16 AM | #3 |
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12-03-2007, 07:22 AM | #5 |
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| Oh I needed that today!!!! Too funny!!!
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