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Hospital chart bloopers
> *************Actual writings from hospital charts*****************
>
> 1. The patient refused autopsy.
>
> 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
>
> 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another
> Hospital.
>
> 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her
> Husband states she was very hot in bed last
> Night.
>
> 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left
> Side for over a year.
>
> 6. On the second day the knee was better, and on
> The third day it disappeared.
>
> 7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly.
> She also appears to be depressed.
>
> 8. The patient has been depressed since she
> Began seeing me in 1993.
>
> 9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
>
> 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male,
> Mentally alert but forgetful.
>
> 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia
> For lunch.
>
> 12. She is numb from her toes down.
>
> 13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated
> And sent home.
>
> 14. The skin was moist and dry.
>
> 15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
>
> 16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
>
> 17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size
> Thyroid.
>
> 18. She stated that she had been constipated for
> Most of her life, until she got a divorce.
>
> 19. I saw your patient today, who is still under
> Our car for physical therapy.
>
> 20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light
> And accommodation.
>
> 21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is
> Circus sized.
>
> 22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
>
> 23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
>
> 24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
>
> 25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other
> Abnormalities.
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