Guilty or Innocent? (in need of a jury) - Page 3 - YorkieTalk.com Forums

gidget529 · 10-13-2011, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Buster Brown

Love that face! Have you considered that fact he might be a budding surgeon and was performing a radical squeakectomy ?

valerieam · 10-13-2011, 06:21 AM

I'm concerned you may have a serial killer on your hands. I would warn the other stuffed animals to be on the look out for Max.

chattiesmom · 10-13-2011, 06:35 AM

The evidence is circumstancial. Where are the eye witnesses? Look closely in picture #4 - Max looks truly aggrieved for the injuries sustained by Bob. It is the defense's stand that Max was FRAMED!

Namor · 10-13-2011, 07:00 AM

Maybe Bob was the one who WANTED some body sculpting. How could such a little angel intentionally do damage????

richards6402 · 10-13-2011, 09:58 AM

I suggest both Bob and Max lawyer-up and not talk to anyone. There seems to be alot of finger pointing going on here.

AbbyMax · 10-13-2011, 10:24 AM

I showed the pics to my Max - a true jury of your Max's peer. My Max said clearly Bob must have pinched his tongue or some other offense and probably had it coming. At the most, Max was guilty of over play. Punishment - a new stuff in free toy.

My Max suggests the Mini-Skinneeez - specifically the raccoon.

AbbyMax · 10-13-2011, 10:26 AM

Oh, Max suggested I send a pic of the raccoon.

Squeaker in the head and the tail - fun all around.

Teresa1965 · 10-13-2011, 10:57 AM

How could you find that sweet face guilty. lol

Gatord · 10-13-2011, 11:06 AM

I have 2-stuff toy killers also. We learned the hard way, no stuffing for me 2.

I keep my bros 2-dogs (1-min pin, 1-datson) you should have seen the mess they made the first time I left them. They destroyed their sleep pillow that went into their crate. It was not a small one either.

yorkietalkjilly · 10-13-2011, 11:15 AM

Oh, Jilly always looked sorry after she had slayed her latest toy - usually a brand new one barely an hour or two old - but slay it she did, with the greatest efficiency and dispatch once she settled down in her bed with her new prize! She was so little - the runt of her litter - and weighed in just over 3 lbs. full grown and so delicate looking. But she was a true toy assassin at heart and obviously felt it was her sole job in life to shred whatever the latest and greatest toy was. As long as a toy had any squeal at all left in it, she was frenzied in her haste to desqueak it and worked over it with her little shoulders hunched up and her back legs widespread apart as if her own life depended on how quickly she could dispose of it! But once it was squeakless and shredded into several parts, she would sit back and look up as if to say, "Well, what in the world happened to my toy?" and turn her innocent-looking little eyes on me with such question in them! Occasionally she would play with the pieces for a while longer but soon she was up and off to conquer new worlds and I would collect the toy pieces and dispose of them, acutely aware of the dollars I was trashing only hours after placing the toy in my basket at the store! But kill them she would and buy her new ones I would - just so I could watch her go through the obvious enjoyment of tearing that thing to shreds! She was a born and bred toykiller from her puppyhood, little and dainty though she was. I never understood why such a little lady in all her other ways ever lived to trash toys the way she did!

capt_noonie · 10-13-2011, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by QuickSilver

I don't know. I find it a little disturbing that he is rolling around in his "friend"'s guts.

This thread is too funny!

1Ieisha · 10-13-2011, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by valerieam

I'm concerned you may have a serial killer on your hands. I would warn the other stuffed animals to be on the look out for Max.

Of course I told all the othe stuffed animals... and now they are refusing play!!!

1Ieisha · 10-13-2011, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Namor

Maybe Bob was the one who WANTED some body sculpting. How could such a little angel intentionally do damage????

Lol this little angel has black wings!!! Maybe he's a moth instead!!!

1Ieisha · 10-13-2011, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by AbbyMax

I showed the pics to my Max - a true jury of your Max's peer. My Max said clearly Bob must have pinched his tongue or some other offense and probably had it coming. At the most, Max was guilty of over play. Punishment - a new stuff in free toy.

My Max suggests the Mini-Skinneeez - specifically the raccoon.

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Originally Posted by AbbyMax

Oh, Max suggested I send a pic of the raccoon.

Squeaker in the head and the tail - fun all around.

What a cute baby!!! And tell your Max I said thank-you!!

1Ieisha · 10-13-2011, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by yorkietalkjilly

Oh, Jilly always looked sorry after she had slayed her latest toy - usually a brand new one barely an hour or two old - but slay it she did, with the greatest efficiency and dispatch once she settled down in her bed with her new prize! She was so little - the runt of her litter - and weighed in just over 3 lbs. full grown and so delicate looking. But she was a true toy assassin at heart and obviously felt it was her sole job in life to shred whatever the latest and greatest toy was. As long as a toy had any squeal at all left in it, she was frenzied in her haste to desqueak it and worked over it with her little shoulders hunched up and her back legs widespread apart as if her own life depended on how quickly she could dispose of it! But once it was squeakless and shredded into several parts, she would sit back and look up as if to say, "Well, what in the world happened to my toy?" and turn her innocent-looking little eyes on me with such question in them! Occasionally she would play with the pieces for a while longer but soon she was up and off to conquer new worlds and I would collect the toy pieces and dispose of them, acutely aware of the dollars I was trashing only hours after placing the toy in my basket at the store! But kill them she would and buy her new ones I would - just so I could watch her go through the obvious enjoyment of tearing that thing to shreds! She was a born and bred toykiller from her puppyhood, little and dainty though she was. I never understood why such a little lady in all her other ways ever lived to trash toys the way she did!

Wow she sounds like sone kind of toy killing villain!!!

10-13-2011, 06:35 AM	#33
chattiesmom Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama Posts: 17,674	Innocent The evidence is circumstancial. Where are the eye witnesses? Look closely in picture #4 - Max looks truly aggrieved for the injuries sustained by Bob. It is the defense's stand that Max was FRAMED! __________________ Silk Step-In Harnesses www.foxypups.etsy.com

10-13-2011, 07:00 AM	#34
Namor Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 1,504	Maybe Bob was the one who WANTED some body sculpting. How could such a little angel intentionally do damage???? __________________ Mary & Deuce

10-13-2011, 09:58 AM	#35
richards6402 Love My Girls Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Decatur, IL Posts: 1,507	I suggest both Bob and Max lawyer-up and not talk to anyone. There seems to be alot of finger pointing going on here. __________________ Karen, mama to Macy and Molly It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. (Mark Twain)

10-13-2011, 10:24 AM	#36
AbbyMax Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Arizona, USA Posts: 481	I showed the pics to my Max - a true jury of your Max's peer. My Max said clearly Bob must have pinched his tongue or some other offense and probably had it coming. At the most, Max was guilty of over play. Punishment - a new stuff in free toy. My Max suggests the Mini-Skinneeez - specifically the raccoon. Attached Thumbnails

10-13-2011, 10:26 AM	#37
AbbyMax Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Arizona, USA Posts: 481	Oh, Max suggested I send a pic of the raccoon. Squeaker in the head and the tail - fun all around. Attached Thumbnails

10-13-2011, 06:21 AM	#32
valerieam Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: California Posts: 449	I'm concerned you may have a serial killer on your hands. I would warn the other stuffed animals to be on the look out for Max.

10-13-2011, 10:57 AM	#38
Teresa1965 Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Goodlettsville TN Posts: 144	How could you find that sweet face guilty. lol

10-13-2011, 11:06 AM	#39
Gatord ♥ Jack & Josie ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: FL Posts: 1,235	I have 2-stuff toy killers also. We learned the hard way, no stuffing for me 2. I keep my bros 2-dogs (1-min pin, 1-datson) you should have seen the mess they made the first time I left them. They destroyed their sleep pillow that went into their crate. It was not a small one either.

10-13-2011, 11:15 AM	#40
yorkietalkjilly ♥ Love My Tibbe! ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: D/FW, Texas Posts: 22,140	Oh, Jilly always looked sorry after she had slayed her latest toy - usually a brand new one barely an hour or two old - but slay it she did, with the greatest efficiency and dispatch once she settled down in her bed with her new prize! She was so little - the runt of her litter - and weighed in just over 3 lbs. full grown and so delicate looking. But she was a true toy assassin at heart and obviously felt it was her sole job in life to shred whatever the latest and greatest toy was. As long as a toy had any squeal at all left in it, she was frenzied in her haste to desqueak it and worked over it with her little shoulders hunched up and her back legs widespread apart as if her own life depended on how quickly she could dispose of it! But once it was squeakless and shredded into several parts, she would sit back and look up as if to say, "Well, what in the world happened to my toy?" and turn her innocent-looking little eyes on me with such question in them! Occasionally she would play with the pieces for a while longer but soon she was up and off to conquer new worlds and I would collect the toy pieces and dispose of them, acutely aware of the dollars I was trashing only hours after placing the toy in my basket at the store! But kill them she would and buy her new ones I would - just so I could watch her go through the obvious enjoyment of tearing that thing to shreds! She was a born and bred toykiller from her puppyhood, little and dainty though she was. I never understood why such a little lady in all her other ways ever lived to trash toys the way she did! __________________ Jeanie and Tibbe One must do the best one can. You may get some marks for a very imperfect answer: you will certainly get none for leaving the question alone. C. S. Lewis