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06-22-2005, 12:25 AM | #1 |
Proud of my Sully! Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: beautiful CHARLESTON, S.C.
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| Dogs vs. Cats (funny!) A dog's diary: 8am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite 10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite! 11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite! Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite! 1pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite! 3pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite! 4pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 5pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite! 7pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite! 9pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite! A cat's diary: Day 183 of my captivity My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded -- must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair -- must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time...
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06-22-2005, 04:11 AM | #2 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | I LOVE that - it's sooooo true ! That's perfect for those who have both cats AND a dog ....lol...funny post - thanks ! |
06-22-2005, 04:29 AM | #3 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | OMG i was cracking up the entire time i was reading that!!!!!!!!!! it is the first funny thing i've seen all day (except for the dog attacking the slipper and the cat staring at him like he is an idiot)lol. my cat thinks she is the queen and i think she's right. lol thanks for sharing did you make that up or did you find it somewhere. that sounds waaaaaaaaay to much like my house except i have 2 cats one thinks she's queen and rules all of us and the other thinks he's a dog. lol
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06-22-2005, 04:29 AM | #4 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Effingham, Illinois
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| That is hilarious!
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06-22-2005, 04:34 AM | #5 |
Lily Loves Maximus Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missouri
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| That is great!!! Has to be exactly what they think too!
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06-22-2005, 04:40 AM | #6 |
& Bailey & Bella Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ohio
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| That funnnneeeee!! I'm pretty sure that MY CAT wrote that... how did you get that??!! DID he sent it to you??!! I told him to stop mailing things!!~~
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06-22-2005, 04:59 AM | #7 |
Currently Suspended! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida
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| It's not only funny it's so true. I have 1cat, and the rest are dogs, and I could just invision this happening. |
06-22-2005, 05:27 AM | #8 |
and Tucker's too! Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Boston, MA
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| That's awesome! Too true!
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06-22-2005, 05:32 AM | #9 |
Maximus "Lily's Love Slave" Join Date: May 2005 Location: san ramon, ca
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| Ha-Ha...that was soo funny...I even had that little conspiring tone that the cat must have had in my head..lol
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06-22-2005, 05:33 AM | #10 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Central NY state
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| I love that- "Day 183 of my captivity" So true! It's amazing how different cats and dogs can be! |
06-22-2005, 08:22 AM | #11 |
I love my Monster! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Elkhart, IN
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| How funny! That read straight out of a spy movie! |
06-22-2005, 09:27 AM | #12 |
My Precious Pup Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: New York City
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| Hilarious!!!!!!! |
06-22-2005, 09:47 AM | #13 |
and Tucker's too! Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Boston, MA
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| The cat reminds me of Stewie on the Family Guy...
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