Dogs vs. Cats (funny!)
 

:animal-sm A dog's diary:

8am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite

10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!

11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!

Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!

1pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!

3pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!

4pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!

5pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!

7pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

9pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!

:cat: A cat's diary:

Day 183 of my captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.

The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while
they were walking almost succeeded -- must try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again
induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair -- must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches.

The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return.

He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time...

I LOVE that - it's sooooo true ! That's perfect for those who have both cats AND a dog ....lol...funny post - thanks !

OMG i was cracking up the entire time i was reading that!!!!!!!!!! it is the first funny thing i've seen all day (except for the dog attacking the slipper and the cat staring at him like he is an idiot)lol. my cat thinks she is the queen and i think she's right. lol thanks for sharing did you make that up or did you find it somewhere. that sounds waaaaaaaaay to much like my house except i have 2 cats one thinks she's queen and rules all of us and the other thinks he's a dog. lol

That is hilarious! :D

That is great!!! Has to be exactly what they think too!

That funnnneeeee!!
I'm pretty sure that MY CAT wrote that... how did you get that??!! DID he sent it to you??!! I told him to stop mailing things!!~~ :eyetearss

It's not only funny it's so true. I have 1cat, and the rest are dogs, and I could just invision this happening.

That's awesome! Too true!

Ha-Ha...that was soo funny...I even had that little conspiring tone that the cat must have had in my head..lol

How funny! That read straight out of a spy movie!

Hilarious!!!!!!!

The cat reminds me of Stewie on the Family Guy...