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rrosenberry · 06-09-2005, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biddy's Mom

There once was a dog names Biddy
Others thought she was very pretty
She loved her dad and her mom
If she went to High school she'd be queen of the prom

(OK - that was dumb)

There once was a puppy named Tucker
He thought his mom was really a sucker!
His dad had a mouth like a trucker
He often called Tuck a little ...

I guess I won't finish that one...

.... that actually made me spit my water all over the screen!!

lily's mom · 06-09-2005, 12:22 PM

There once was a pup from Sicily
her mom often called her Lilybean
she drank all the rum
now her mom has none
guess she'll just keep on whistling

O wow, that one is BBBBBBAAAAAADDDDD!!!!!

Midge5353 · 06-09-2005, 12:28 PM

Ha! These are so funny! By the way, Lily's Mom, Lily is gorgeous! ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! What a beauty!

browniesmom622 · 06-09-2005, 12:31 PM

brownie needs some beano
hes alittle meano
im gonna hire a nannie
to spank his fannie

brownie loves greenies
when he eats them hes gets meanie
hes a little weenie

wollfy · 06-09-2005, 12:32 PM

LOL! Lily's Mommy.

You Say Your Poems
Are Not So Cool
But Actucally
They Totally Rule
The Things You Say
Alway Brighten My Day
Well Good-Bye Lily's Mom-ay

wollfy · 06-09-2005, 12:34 PM

LOL! That was a good one, Brownie's Mom.

browniesmom622 · 06-09-2005, 12:36 PM

there once was a pup named brownie
he smelled like downy
his mom dressed him frilly
and he looked so silly !

brownie looks like a bear
he sits in a chair
he has lots of hair
him and kayko are a special pair

browniesmom622 · 06-09-2005, 01:08 PM

brownie is so handsome
there gonna offer me randsome
they just want my money
they dont want my honey!

lol

wollfy · 06-09-2005, 01:11 PM

LOL! Brownie's Mom. You're just poppin up with these.

browniesmom622 · 06-09-2005, 01:21 PM

ive been rhymeing all day i can stop everything i say come out in a rhyme LMAO

wollfy · 06-09-2005, 01:23 PM

Hey Jeremiah
Ow There Goes A Fly-ah
Hey Jeremiah
Your Mommy Goin Cry-ah
There Is Baby Janan
Goin To Lanan's
Hey Jeremiah
I Gotta Say Bye-ah

klogan · 06-09-2005, 03:11 PM

Here is mine.... What do you think? It is kind of long (be prepared!)

I call Stomper my baby,
because I love him so much,
he gives the best kisses,
and I love his little touch,
Sometimes he makes me smile,
other times he makes me mad,
but I couldn't live without him,
or I would be very very sad,
He is a feisty little devil,
and an angel at times,
he follows me around,
is over loyalty a crime?
He might be a little whinny,
and a toy thief I must say,
he always wants to eat,
and always wants to play!
He can't get enough attention,
boy he wants it all,
he might be little,
but Stomper thinks he is TALL,
He is a runner and a jumper,
independent and strong,
and I will love him...
forever long!

lily's mom · 06-09-2005, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midge5353

Ha! These are so funny! By the way, Lily's Mom, Lily is gorgeous! ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! What a beauty!

Thank you very much!!! How nice of you! I tell her someone besides mommy thinks she pretty.

letty00 · 06-09-2005, 04:33 PM

You guys are too funny!!!!

iheartyorkies · 06-10-2005, 04:25 AM

Kimberly, your poem about Stomper is awesome! Good job!

06-09-2005, 12:22 PM	#47
lily's mom Lily Loves Maximus Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missouri Posts: 2,633	There once was a pup from Sicily her mom often called her Lilybean she drank all the rum now her mom has none guess she'll just keep on whistling O wow, that one is BBBBBBAAAAAADDDDD!!!!! __________________ Lily and Dawn

06-09-2005, 12:31 PM	#49
browniesmom622 Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: ny Posts: 11,253 Blog Entries: 5	brownie needs some beano hes alittle meano im gonna hire a nannie to spank his fannie brownie loves greenies when he eats them hes gets meanie hes a little weenie __________________ We Love our Yt Angel! My Website< > FB page

06-09-2005, 12:32 PM	#50
wollfy JereBo On the Go Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jax, Florida Posts: 1,094	LOL! Lily's Mommy. You Say Your Poems Are Not So Cool But Actucally They Totally Rule The Things You Say Alway Brighten My Day Well Good-Bye Lily's Mom-ay __________________ Jhordan, Jane, Jeremiah, and Buddy

06-09-2005, 12:34 PM	#51
wollfy JereBo On the Go Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jax, Florida Posts: 1,094	LOL! That was a good one, Brownie's Mom. __________________ Jhordan, Jane, Jeremiah, and Buddy

06-09-2005, 12:36 PM	#52
browniesmom622 Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: ny Posts: 11,253 Blog Entries: 5	there once was a pup named brownie he smelled like downy his mom dressed him frilly and he looked so silly ! brownie looks like a bear he sits in a chair he has lots of hair him and kayko are a special pair __________________ We Love our Yt Angel! My Website< > FB page

06-09-2005, 12:28 PM	#48
Midge5353 BANNED! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: North East Ohio Posts: 1,297	Ha! These are so funny! By the way, Lily's Mom, Lily is gorgeous! ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! What a beauty!

06-09-2005, 01:08 PM	#53
browniesmom622 Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: ny Posts: 11,253 Blog Entries: 5	brownie is so handsome there gonna offer me randsome they just want my money they dont want my honey! lol __________________ We Love our Yt Angel! My Website< > FB page

06-09-2005, 01:11 PM	#54
wollfy JereBo On the Go Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jax, Florida Posts: 1,094	LOL! Brownie's Mom. You're just poppin up with these. __________________ Jhordan, Jane, Jeremiah, and Buddy

06-09-2005, 01:21 PM	#55
browniesmom622 Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: ny Posts: 11,253 Blog Entries: 5	ive been rhymeing all day i can stop everything i say come out in a rhyme LMAO __________________ We Love our Yt Angel! My Website< > FB page

06-09-2005, 01:23 PM	#56
wollfy JereBo On the Go Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jax, Florida Posts: 1,094	Hey Jeremiah Ow There Goes A Fly-ah Hey Jeremiah Your Mommy Goin Cry-ah There Is Baby Janan Goin To Lanan's Hey Jeremiah I Gotta Say Bye-ah __________________ Jhordan, Jane, Jeremiah, and Buddy

06-09-2005, 03:11 PM	#57
klogan YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 661	Poem about Stomper! Here is mine.... What do you think? It is kind of long (be prepared!) I call Stomper my baby, because I love him so much, he gives the best kisses, and I love his little touch, Sometimes he makes me smile, other times he makes me mad, but I couldn't live without him, or I would be very very sad, He is a feisty little devil, and an angel at times, he follows me around, is over loyalty a crime? He might be a little whinny, and a toy thief I must say, he always wants to eat, and always wants to play! He can't get enough attention, boy he wants it all, he might be little, but Stomper thinks he is TALL, He is a runner and a jumper, independent and strong, and I will love him... forever long! __________________ Kimberly & Stomper Last edited by klogan; 06-09-2005 at 03:15 PM.

06-09-2005, 04:33 PM	#59
letty00 Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: May 2005 Location: Banning, CA Posts: 333	You guys are too funny!!!!

06-10-2005, 04:25 AM	#60
iheartyorkies Boppin' Bo! Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Indiana Posts: 2,719	Kimberly, your poem about Stomper is awesome! Good job! __________________ ~~~ i yorkies ~~~ Cynthia Turbo and Suri!