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YorkieMom55 · 06-10-2007, 04:39 AM

Just a thought

Maybe it was self-inflicted and JoJo was the CSI

Doodlebug · 06-10-2007, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by my2boyz

I'd like to thank you all for your votes of confidence in Jo...however, there was no intruder involved...I caught him in the act and it wasn't accidental like he implied. I was shocked, he's never 'killed' like this before.
There is some hope though...judging from his strange bark after the fact he was either drunk with an adrenalin rush or he was in fact sorry for his actions...at least he didn't roll in his 'fresh kill'! Hopefully we'll have no more 'accidents' like this one...

ohhhh, I hate to be the one to break it to you but....EXPECT MORE OF THE SAME!!! Once they taste "blood", they can't get enough! I'm afraid you will have more casualties.

Lilacss · 06-10-2007, 04:49 AM

That was too cute!Great post!

IluvLucy · 06-10-2007, 05:17 AM

Mommy -----you know that cow started it! I was minding my own business, and then.........................

Dior'sMom · 06-10-2007, 05:22 AM

That is too funny, but so cute @ the same time. lol. That cow didn't have a fighting chance.

Belindtch · 06-10-2007, 05:32 AM

Poor cow! It never had a chance! My Alyssa does the same thing. She has learned that if she can get a hold of the tag she can get inside to the stuffing. When I buy stuffed toys I always cut the label off so her teeth will not pull the label out. She always removes the eyes and usually the nose on all of her stuffed animals. We do best with the cheap latex toys. So far she has not destroyed them and they are her favorite.

yorkiemalt · 06-10-2007, 05:38 AM

I'm not so sure Jo Jo is guilty! I see no evidence of blood (stuffing) anywhere around his mouth! Perhaps it was the "ghost yorkie".....

my2boyz · 06-10-2007, 05:40 AM

Well...neither Jo or Riley are talking so we may never get to the bottom of this without a trial. I think Jo may need a lawyer...

jp4m2 · 06-10-2007, 06:07 AM

This thread was so funny!! Love it!

paulapoo · 06-10-2007, 08:07 AM

As his peers, Otis and Oliver say "not guilty". Jo Jo was provoked, acted in self defense, and the evidence is circumstancial. Case dismissed. And they still say the cow had it comin.

wemple2 · 06-10-2007, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by paulapoo

As his peers, Otis and Oliver say "not guilty". Jo Jo was provoked, acted in self defense, and the evidence is circumstancial. Case dismissed. And they still say the cow had it comin.

This is one of the funniest threads I've ever read...Jo Jo is innocent until proven guilty...and the evidence is all circumstantial.
Winston wants to be a juror...he's seen it all before...dead toys appear at our house too...have never been able to convict Winston. I think there's a serial killer running lose...that must be stopped!!!

my2boyz · 06-10-2007, 05:36 PM

Lucky for Jo...everyone seems to think he's innocent...if you only knew! I'm still considering all the evidence at hand...interviewing character whitnesses...dusting for paw prints. It may be a long road but we need to get to the bottom of this for the safety of the other toys that live here.

The trial will begin on Thursday...that will give proper time for mourning the cow...the big green hearse will take him on Tuesday.

Jo needs a lawyer...we need a judge and a jury. Any volunteers? Poor Jo...he's oblivious...and he's got another toy...I better go supervise.

Pipersmommy · 06-11-2007, 08:13 AM

Great Post. I got a good laugh after a long weekend of working. Poor cow, didn't know it was coming.

my2boyz · 06-11-2007, 05:51 PM

We have a new developement in this case ladies...here are the facts to ponder:

Joey kills the cow...claims he had nothing to do with it and Riley ain't talkin'.

There was no intruder, doors and windows were all locked and we were home at the time.

So...tonight I come home and the boyz are watching The Sopranos and the light finally comes on. This was no addicent at all, there was no 'Humpty-Dumpty' copy cat comitting herford suicide...this was a HIT!

You guys were right after all...maybe the cow did have it comin'!

Now we just need to find out who ordered it...I bet it was that lamb.....

SJK1113 · 06-11-2007, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by my2boyz

Lucky for Jo...everyone seems to think he's innocent...if you only knew! I'm still considering all the evidence at hand...interviewing character whitnesses...dusting for paw prints. It may be a long road but we need to get to the bottom of this for the safety of the other toys that live here.

The trial will begin on Thursday...that will give proper time for mourning the cow...the big green hearse will take him on Tuesday.

Jo needs a lawyer...we need a judge and a jury. Any volunteers? Poor Jo...he's oblivious...and he's got another toy...I better go supervise.

Let me tell ya, if OJ can commit murder and leave a blood trail from the crime scene to his home and still get away with it, then little Jo has a chance. I'd be happy to represent him. If the paw doesn't fit, you must acquit!

06-10-2007, 04:39 AM	#31
YorkieMom55 All Dogs Go To Heaven Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: By The Lake Posts: 2,727	Just a thought Maybe it was self-inflicted and JoJo was the CSI __________________ Jeanie I am @ the Lake Jackson, Maggie, Sunshine, Bailey, Rocky, Emmie & Jack Last edited by YorkieMom55; 06-10-2007 at 04:40 AM. Reason: I can't spell this morning

06-10-2007, 05:17 AM	#34
IluvLucy Lovin' Lucy & Rebel Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 4,438	Mommy -----you know that cow started it! I was minding my own business, and then......................... __________________ Kim , Rebel ,and baby Dixie RIP my sweet Lucy

06-10-2007, 05:22 AM	#35
Dior'sMom Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: New York Posts: 2,900	That is too funny, but so cute @ the same time. lol. That cow didn't have a fighting chance. __________________ Proud Mom 2 Dior

06-10-2007, 05:38 AM	#37
yorkiemalt Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Northern NJ Posts: 3,468	I'm not so sure Jo Jo is guilty! I see no evidence of blood (stuffing) anywhere around his mouth! Perhaps it was the "ghost yorkie"..... __________________ KimPhoebiChandler

06-10-2007, 06:07 AM	#39
jp4m2 Love my Boys Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: w/ my boys Posts: 5,056	This thread was so funny!! Love it! __________________ B.J.mom to : Jake J.J. Jack & Joey, momma misses you..... The joy found in the companionship of a pet is a blessing not given to everyone. The two most powerful words when we’re in struggle: me too..

06-10-2007, 04:49 AM	#33
Lilacss Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: B.C, Canada Posts: 787	That was too cute!Great post!

06-10-2007, 05:32 AM	#36
Belindtch Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Rossville, Georgia Posts: 972	Poor cow! It never had a chance! My Alyssa does the same thing. She has learned that if she can get a hold of the tag she can get inside to the stuffing. When I buy stuffed toys I always cut the label off so her teeth will not pull the label out. She always removes the eyes and usually the nose on all of her stuffed animals. We do best with the cheap latex toys. So far she has not destroyed them and they are her favorite.

06-10-2007, 05:40 AM	#38
my2boyz Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my house :) Posts: 5,219	Well...neither Jo or Riley are talking so we may never get to the bottom of this without a trial. I think Jo may need a lawyer...

06-10-2007, 08:07 AM	#40
paulapoo Blessed by Otis & Ollie Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Plainfield, Indiana Posts: 2,884	As his peers, Otis and Oliver say "not guilty". Jo Jo was provoked, acted in self defense, and the evidence is circumstancial. Case dismissed. And they still say the cow had it comin. __________________ ~Paula~ proud mommy of ~Otis (yorkie) & Oliver (shih-poo)

06-10-2007, 05:36 PM	#42
my2boyz Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my house :) Posts: 5,219	Lucky for Jo...everyone seems to think he's innocent...if you only knew! I'm still considering all the evidence at hand...interviewing character whitnesses...dusting for paw prints. It may be a long road but we need to get to the bottom of this for the safety of the other toys that live here. The trial will begin on Thursday...that will give proper time for mourning the cow...the big green hearse will take him on Tuesday. Jo needs a lawyer...we need a judge and a jury. Any volunteers? Poor Jo...he's oblivious...and he's got another toy...I better go supervise.

06-11-2007, 08:13 AM	#43
Pipersmommy Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: SW Fl Posts: 1,808	Great Post. I got a good laugh after a long weekend of working. Poor cow, didn't know it was coming. __________________ Debbie (mommy to) Misha, Piper & Maximillion

06-11-2007, 05:51 PM	#44
my2boyz Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my house :) Posts: 5,219	We have a new developement in this case ladies...here are the facts to ponder: Joey kills the cow...claims he had nothing to do with it and Riley ain't talkin'. There was no intruder, doors and windows were all locked and we were home at the time. So...tonight I come home and the boyz are watching The Sopranos and the light finally comes on. This was no addicent at all, there was no 'Humpty-Dumpty' copy cat comitting herford suicide...this was a HIT! You guys were right after all...maybe the cow did have it comin'! Now we just need to find out who ordered it...I bet it was that lamb..... Last edited by my2boyz; 06-11-2007 at 05:52 PM.