Fixed! Implants For Neutered Dogs Restore That Natural Look

[sunyluvsma]

I love my little boy but I presonally like the "smooth" look. No dangles for me!

[AngelWorks]

I was in the waiting room of my NH vet about 7 years ago and this woman comes storming in with her dog and proceeds to rant and rave about the lack of her dogs testicles.

He had been neutered the day before--(shouldn't she have left him home resting?)---wanting to know if they still had them, etc...

What exactly did she think neutering meant? She was in her 30's---she must've had way better things to worry about, but there she was, insisting they look at her poor boy, sans testicles, how embarrased he must be, etc.....

When she finally stormed out, we all just burst into fits of hysterics.

[ARCHIE]

In my opinion if Buddy had a choice between testicles and treats
he would pick the treats
Like I said once before, all you need is a gimmick to get rich and this is someone's key to a fortune.
We'll read in a year or so how pets are getting cancer from these inplants
and then the law suits follow. Same old story different subject.
I wish I could understand why people fall for this crap!

[Catrina]

wow this is by far the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard.. next to that sex doll toy for dogs...

[TatumsMom]

Originally Posted by Desert Dogs

WHY????? lol
Like anyone wants to look at them.....NOT!!

My thoughts exactly when my BIL made his point about why he didn't get his Great Dane neutered. It's not like they are attractive!! Especially on very large dogs.... ICK!

[TatumsMom]

Originally Posted by JCarlson2004

Made from polypropylene ($119 a pair), solid silicone ($249) or a liquid-filled "ultra-plus" model with lifelike veins ($889), Neuticles were introduced in 1995 by Missouri inventor Glenn A. Miller.

I hear ya, V! That part grossed me out!

[judyeve]

"We did it so Truman could still walk proudly down the street," says Penny Glazier, a Manhattan restaurateur, of her 8-year-old bullmastiff.

"We felt it would be good for him psychologically," she adds. "He actually still marks trees, though I'm told neutered dogs aren't supposed to do that anymore."

Penny G. - you are one sick chick with way too much time and money on your hands!

I do understand the guys' point of view though, and the vasectomy is really a good idea for a neuter-resistant dog daddy. This way everybody's happy, excerpt the dog who could care less.

[Ozzie'sperson]

In a word: "WHY?"

This take ridiculous to a whole new level!

[Sadie's Mom]

I had to share this article with my coworkers. We're still laughing. This is sooooo stupid!! I mean, why do they need to feel real? And "lifelike veins?" Um....ick.

[Anna Banana]

Originally Posted by Sadie's Mom

I had to share this article with my coworkers. We're still laughing. This is sooooo stupid!! I mean, why do they need to feel real? And "lifelike veins?" Um....ick.

Ick. My feelings exactly.

[La_Man]

lol...best quote of the day.

"fake Balls?...thats just NUTS."