I was in the waiting room of my NH vet about 7 years ago and this woman comes storming in with her dog and proceeds to rant and rave about the lack of her dogs testicles.
He had been neutered the day before--(shouldn't she have left him home resting?)---wanting to know if they still had them, etc...
What exactly did she think neutering meant? She was in her 30's---she must've had way better things to worry about, but there she was, insisting they look at her poor boy, sans testicles, how embarrased he must be, etc.....
When she finally stormed out, we all just burst into fits of hysterics.