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01-16-2007, 02:20 PM | #1 |
I Love My Monkeys! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Falling Waters, WV
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| A Letter To Simon and Hallie From Their Mother! Dear Simon and Hallie~ 1. I call you monkeys b/c I think monkeys are cute NOT because I always think you belong in a zoo. 2. I do not leave in the morning to go play with other doggies (regardless of what you think I do). 3. I work because we need shelter, food, soccer balls and grooming. And you both know darn well that you get groomed more than I do. I do not work because I don't want to spend time with you. 4. Simon, I sit on the floor while you eat not to hand feed you, but to keep Hallie out of your bowl. 5. Hallie, I am not starving you. You are on a diet so you can live a long long time and it's winter, seriously, neither of us exercise as much as we need to. 6. Simon, I took Molly away so you won't hurt yourself. It's not that I don't want you to have a girlfriend but you need to treat her better. 7. I love you both very much so if we don't go outside it's not that I don't love you, it's because there is freezing rain and ice falling off the building. I am not trying to deprive you of outside time. 8. Hallie, I take away the squeeky toys at night b/c Simon and I need to sleep. Waking up at 2am to play isn't very nice. 9. Joe, the trainer, comes over to make you polite members of society. Not to rub your belly Hallie and not to play ball Simon. Again, I work so I can pay him. 10. I apologize that not every bag that comes in the apartment doesn't contain a new chewie or toy. But it's ok that you need to thoroughly check it out. Sincerely, Your Mother~ |
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01-16-2007, 02:22 PM | #2 |
Mia, Max and Moe's Mom Donating Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Las Vegas, NV
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| That is sooo cute and true!!!
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01-16-2007, 02:27 PM | #3 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!! hahahahha you made my DAY !!! that was TOO FUNNY !! You need to send that to your mom !! and Simon....Cheri wants to know WHAT exactly you're doing with 'Molly' that your mommy has to take her out of your reach & is worried you'll hurt sumptin....you aren't cheating again are you ???? Didn't we talk about this already ? You have a REAL girlfriend in Cheri ...she's way cuter than that Molly.... she said you need a REAL yorkie girl not some stuffed imitation. and Hallie.....the trainer IS there to rub your tummy - don't let mommy fool you ...you just keep rolling on your back sweetie - that tummy is IRRESISTABLE !!! |
01-16-2007, 02:28 PM | #4 |
Loved by Layla Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Canada
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| oh god.. crying i'm laughing so hard... i love it!! esp when you are telling Hallie she needs to be on a diet... poor girl! welll done! |
01-16-2007, 02:32 PM | #5 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Alabama
Posts: 11,432
| OMG!! That is SO funny! |
01-16-2007, 02:33 PM | #6 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: panama city
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| that is sooooo sweet! |
01-16-2007, 02:34 PM | #7 |
Just me 'n my boys Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Murphy, TX
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| very cute
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01-16-2007, 02:36 PM | #8 |
Donating YT 30K Club Member | That is so funny!!!
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01-16-2007, 02:55 PM | #9 |
I Love My Monkeys! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Falling Waters, WV
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| I forgot one........... 11. Hallie, I do not take you to daycare for punishment. I take you for socialization and so that I do not have to worry about you at home alone all day. I know you would rather stay home with your bed and your toys and your space but I promise, it is good for you to get out of the apartment twice a week. Work with me on this, ok? |
01-16-2007, 02:59 PM | #10 |
My little Beach Bums Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Southern CA
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| Too cute for words, and no doubt exactly the way they feel..........
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01-16-2007, 03:02 PM | #11 |
I Love My Yorkies Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana
Posts: 37,147
| That is so cute and true
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01-16-2007, 03:12 PM | #12 |
I Love My Stinkers Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Alameda, CA
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| LoL. That is so cute! |
01-16-2007, 04:12 PM | #13 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Irving, TX
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| Too funny...I can relate to several of those!!!
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01-16-2007, 04:20 PM | #14 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama
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| That was a BELLY LAUGH kind of post.... Thanks for making my day! #6 needs more explaination. |
01-16-2007, 04:25 PM | #15 |
and Bernie's mom too!" Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Pennsylvania
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| Aww, that's great! I can't decide whether to laugh or cry!
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