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My Dale is 13.5 lbs! He was #4 in a litter...his mom and dad both weigh 5 lbs, and this breeding pair has long lines behind them that throw small dogs! the other 3 babies in his litter were 3.2#, 3.6#, 7# and my precious little cowdog, Dale!! And NO, there was not ever a chance that another male got there.......!!!! He is just a massive throw back! To the dinosaur age, I think! |
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:bananna:Brew celebrated by breaking though both of the squeakers on his brand new ostirch "skinnies" toy at lunch today :bananna: what a bruiser! :we're #1: |
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2 paws up!!!!! I am embarassed and yet proud to say I think Miss Mini can join this club too, she came in at a whopping 8.2 (morbidly obese, I know) however; like me, I think its the age!!! And according to the growth chart on here Miss Mia would tentatively like to submit her application as at 10 weeks she was 3.2 and apparently is on her way to teapot status as well...:):):):):) ei yie yie yie! Please let us know the status of our applications soon!!! p.s. Is there a weight limit??!! |
Allow me again, to re-Post the Application criteria... Application Criteria, for Membership in the YT TeaPot Club: Name: (cute names get priority) Age: (no age limitations) Weight: (minimum of 7.1 lbs / 3.1 kg)(no maximum) Current Picture: (attached to your Application Post) A Brief Description: (of the applicant’s demeanor/disposition) and any other related comment you would like to give. (preferred but not a requirement)(grandiose bragging is permitted) Note: There is no actual Application Form, please use/follow the above list to apply, and... There is no limit to how many applications can be rendered from a single household, but the above information is needed for each applicant. |
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:rockhard::woohoo::bananna::headspin::excited2::pa nic::jester3::2party::elephant::happyboun Party while the folks are out of town! |
1 Attachment(s) oscar would like to be a member of the teapot club. this morning he weighed in @ 7 lbs 3 ozs. oscar is almost 28 wks old. his birthday is 9/18/2011 |
Brandy would love to join to.. In Feb her last weight in was 8lbs on the nose.. the vet says she is healthy and is still growing nicely.. please consider us to become a member.. hugs.. |
Application for teapot club.. Application Criteria, for Membership in the YT TeaPot Club: Name: Brandy Nieves-Rodriguez Age: 7 months Weight: 8lbs Current Picture: avatar picture.. A Brief Description: Brandy is 14 inch long with shirt curly hair, she loves to be around people because she is a star in our family. Brandy spends her day playing sleeping and napping. Hobbies are watching mommy cook, going on YT, and jumping around the house. SHe has a big Brother named Gavriel he is a skin baby. her hair is gold and salt and pepper but will change soon to sliver and gold according to the vet. She is the best thing that has happen to my family and I and her forever home loves her so much we can't let her go... |
3 Attachment(s) Please accept Bailey into the Teapot Hall of Fame! Name: Bailey Age: 1 year (October 21st, 2012) Weight: 7.8 lbs A Brief Description: Bailey is the most loving dog we've ever had. He loves to give kisses, he follows me everywhere, he the perfect lap warmer on a winter's day, and he's adorable. Bailey loves his squeaky toys. He carries them everywhere and even sleeps with them. He'll chase his toys until he finally looks at you as if to say: "Ok, I'm done. Time for a nap!". Bailey has fit so nicely with our family routine. He spends the morning upstairs in my wife's office and in the afternoon, he's up here with me. He loves his walks and he gets a long with every person and animal he sees. He rarely barks (only when someone is at the door). He's just the greatest! We are the luckiest parents in the world! |
1 Attachment(s) :D Name: Romeo Gooljar Age: 2 years 9 months DOB: June 7, 2009 Weight: 15.3 lbs (January 28, 2012) I would love to join the teapot club even though my mommy calls me her "chunky monkey"!!! |
Another Teapot here 1 Attachment(s) Name: Brutus, but is called Brutey most of the time Age: 10 months Weight: 7.3 lbs Current Picture: A Brief Description: Brutey is all boy! He loves to chase birds, dig holes, and be outside. He enjoys sitting at the front door people watching and making sure they know he is watching them. This picture is so goofy looking, but his expression just cracks me up - had to share. |
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Since Oscar is just 3 oz. over the standard, the Elite Ones Who Decide Everything Because No One Else Will Do It must decline. He's so close to the standard that we're afraid a puppy cut, a new collar or, yes, even a hardy run or a bowel movement, could drop him below the standard. Please reapply after his birthdate in September, and we will be happy to apologize profusely for our ignorance in not accepting him now. |
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As you can see by the above rejection of Oscar, the Omniscient Ones Who Decide All on the Teapot Thread and then Gloat about Their Power do not like accepting Teapots into the club until they reach 1 year of age. At 7 months, Brandy gives us pause. However, during that pause, we were transfixed by Brandy's beauty and realize that, at 8 pounds, she is not likely to slip below the standard of inferiority that is 7 pounds. We are poised to accept Brandy into the club. Avatar pictures, however, are not large enough for us to sufficiently ogle, uh, make our decision. Before we can accept Brandy into the Elite Club, we require a Teapot of a picture to be posted. We anxiously await your decision. Sincerely, The Elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society |
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we will reapply when he turns 1 year... |
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But if there's one thing the Elders don't mind doing, that's ogling adorable Teapots and Teapot wannabes. So we have locked ourselves in seclusion on a Himalayan mountain peak and vow to review all new applicants closely. Bailey falls into a gray area that makes the Gray Ones, I mean Elders, reach for the Metamucil. On one hand, Bailey's 7.8 pounds is seemingly comfortably over the 7.0 standard that makes Teapots so special. However, since he loves his walks and is so active, we fear that he could possibly slip below the standard once he loses his baby fat. Fortunately for the club, your excellent application swayed us. Not one, but three pictures of Bailey's adorableness were included. And the biographical information makes us want to give him a big hug. So, congratulations, Bailey, you're a Teapot! Your Badge and Secret Decoder Ring are in the mail (although delivery isn't very reliable up here in the Himalayas.) |
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At 2 years and 9 months and 15.3 pounds, you have been a teapot in the closet! We gladly accept you into the club and think you have a brilliant future as sergeant of arms in charge of keeping Teacups and Standard Yorkies away from our meetings. So welcome to the club, and tell your Mom that there are stiff fines for anyone making fun of Teapots. The next time she calls you chunky monkey, you are authorized to sit on her when she least expects it. Congratulations! |
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Now you've done it! The Elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society broke out in fisticuffs over your application. Half of the Elite Group said Brutus should be accepted into the club on his name alone -- Brutus! The PERFECT name for a Teapot! And the fact that he's all boy and gets plenty of exercise outside made that half of the Elders think he will continue to gain muscle and Teapotness as he ages. But then there were the traditionalists, the ones who led the arguments against sweet Oscar, who is the same weight and just a little younger. They say 7.3 pounds for an active Yorkie is a long run and a couple holes dug away from slipping below the dreaded 7.0 pound limit. Unfortunately, the fuddy duddies, uh, I mean traditionalists, have more power on the Board of Elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society. They ruled that Brutus must reapply when he turns 1 year of age. Thank you for your time and application, and we hope to see you in 2 months. |
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Any Yorkie or owner that proud of being a Teapot belongs in the club! We are officially reversing our decision -- Oscar is in! Welcome to the Teapot Club and Secret Society, and we apologize for our mistake. |
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it is truly an honor to be a member of the teapot club... |
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yeah, i love the little rugrat . when i picked him up at the breeder , i looked at his face and the name oscar just popped into my head... |
3 Attachment(s) Dear Secret Society and the Elders: I am appalled my mom has not submitted my application to this prestigeous club. Therefore, I am submitting it myself! Name: Moka Age: I will be 5 next month! Weight: 8lbs. 7oz. Brief Description: I prefer curvy fit clothing, bright colors, going on walks, playing in my yard and I consider getting to go to Sonic Drive Inn for a doggie treat the ultimate joy ride. I am quiet and loyal and loooooove bully sticks! Pictures: |
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Without further ado, Moka is hereby welcomed into the Teapot Club, making us even more special by her presence. |
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I stand corrected today we went to petsmart and got weight in.. Miss Brandy is 9lbs 3oz the vet said she may not go down from their but up.. Thank you for considering us our new picture will be post below.. we are so excited.. we so love the factor of more to love.. |
The Alaskan Dude forgot to tell all new members you are now obligated to seek out two recruits each and tell them to contact him here directly for enrollment Neener Edith neener, neener, neener! |
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