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Princess10 04-07-2011 07:23 AM
:tongue008:tongue001 She gained all this weight within 2 weeks of her spay....maybe they implanted her with some pork chops? As for twinkies, I don't buy them, they are trouble.:rolleyes:
Tea Kettle could be fine I suppose, though it does go against everything this Club was designed for...whatever helps you sleep at night!:p;)




:cool:

ChibiLuv 04-07-2011 08:26 AM
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Chibi would like to apply to the Teapot club! He is 11 pounds at 3 years (thanks to grandma he is a little chunky) but even when we work of the excess weight he will probably still be at least 9. Of course I love every ounce of him!

Heres a picture of him.....I know, I know, he's a bit of a cow :D:p

alaskayorkie 04-07-2011 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by concretegurl (Post 3490109)
No one told you we voted you into the Presidential seat here as 'Official Messenger to the Official Teapot Committee of something-something you said before stuffy ol' England panel of Simon Cowls..."

Anywho we all voted awhile back (in secret behind you back) and made you in charge!
Congrats!
You won!
Keep up the good work!
Hmmmm, maybe THAT is why they call it the Teapot Club and Secret Society! Sneaky of you.

alaskayorkie 04-07-2011 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by SWHouston (Post 3490216)
I wonder if P10 can be held accountable for that...
Becca frequently puts her evil eye on me, and has a quiet wine, which
would bring tears rushing from anyone's eyes, and compels me to delve
out as many Cheese Treats as she wants.

But that does bring up another issue...
I don't think that Princess should be held back because of her portliness,
regardless of how temporary it may be. I think there should be a special
category made for those Big Butted, Thunder Thy'ed PorkoPups as she,
and I respectfully submit another category of membership. That being...

The TeaKettle Category.
Oooh, I like the way you think. Tea Kettle could be a provisional membership pending any weight changes over a 3-6 month period. If nothing else, it would get P-10 off my back. :p I'll run it by the Revered Rules Committee. Unfortunately, they meet every 100 years unless called into emergency session.

alaskayorkie 04-07-2011 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by ChibiLuv (Post 3490286)
Chibi would like to apply to the Teapot club! He is 11 pounds at 3 years (thanks to grandma he is a little chunky) but even when we work of the excess weight he will probably still be at least 9. Of course I love every ounce of him!

Heres a picture of him.....I know, I know, he's a bit of a cow :D:p
Another excellent application meeting all the requirements, and the cow costume made the normally reserved Teapot Acceptance Committee nearly choke on their martinis. Chibi is in! Your secret handshake instructions and decoder ring have been ordered and will be delivered promptly in 2077.

RileyDC 04-07-2011 12:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Princess10 (Post 3488793)
For the past month for some reason, Princess has been finding her way to meet the criteria of Teapots.
Though she held steady for many months at 6.9 lbs. she is now up to 7.6lbs. in just a month!
She is 15 months old and an avid fetch player, with curvy little curves, so I'd say she's fit & not fat.
you be the judge:




(it's actually so hard to find a pic of her not sleeping, hmm)

She is soooooooo CUTE!!!!!!!!!!
:)

SWHouston 04-07-2011 08:52 PM
Call an emergency meeting of the Revered Rules Committee !
(or I'll never hear the last of it :rolleyes:)

Once my Male Sneakers got a look at that cute little Blond (Princess) he
started panting IMMEDIATELY. :2hearts2:
(I politely did not look to see if there was any other evidence of his interest :bigeyes:)

Apparently he has developed an appreciation of Full Figured Females,
that I was unaware of. But, who could possibly resist cuteness
at that level ! :Puppy2:

Princess10 04-07-2011 09:53 PM
you guys are so sweet, and funny!:):D :):D


then there's that mikey guy aka cheater pants aka placeholder aka alaskayorkie:rolleyes:

alaskayorkie 04-07-2011 09:58 PM
Unlike at other threads, where I am the supreme ruler, here on the Teapot Club thread I am just a small cog in a huge machine. I make no decisions -- just relay the information entrusted to me by the Venerable Members of the Secret Society.

I could tell you how to get in touch with them, but I'd have to ban you.

Princess10 04-07-2011 11:10 PM
well seeing how you've been absent tonight it sounds like you've finally accepted YOUR ban, dictator!

and further more, i plan to put Princess on a vigorous exercise plan & a water & bully stick diet so i will not have to wait 77 years or something.


:cool:

SWHouston 04-08-2011 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Princess10 (Post 3491303)
and further more, i plan to put Princess on a vigorous exercise plan & a water & bully stick diet
HANG ON A MINUTE !!!

Sneakers is shaking his head NO !! :eek:
Princess' voluptuous appearance is quite OK with him. :woof:

cheryl19 04-08-2011 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie (Post 3491283)
Unlike at other threads, where I am the supreme ruler, here on the Teapot Club thread I am just a small cog in a huge machine. I make no decisions -- just relay the information entrusted to me by the Venerable Members of the Secret Society.

I could tell you how to get in touch with them, but I'd have to ban you.


Oh Supreme Ruler,

I have to get to my photos and resize for you so that Reggie and Max can join the "Secret Society". Now do you have a secret paw shake, secret dig,or maybe a secret howl? Maybe even a nother society like the "Secret Saucer Society".:animal36:animal-pa:aimeeyork

alaskayorkie 04-08-2011 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by cheryl19 (Post 3491865)
Oh Supreme Ruler,

I have to get to my photos and resize for you so that Reggie and Max can join the "Secret Society". Now do you have a secret paw shake, secret dig,or maybe a secret howl? Maybe even a nother society like the "Secret Saucer Society".:animal36:animal-pa:aimeeyork
Yes, we have all those things, but since you continue to tease us with a promise of pictures of cute Teapots and then don't post them, I can't divulge the secret information at this time.

concretegurl 04-08-2011 11:43 AM
Quit being a tease!

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Christinee 04-25-2011 05:48 PM
I need to apply! My big boy weighed in at a whooping 7.5 lbs!! He's 5 months!! lol

AllDogBoots 04-25-2011 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Christinee (Post 3513100)
I need to apply! My big boy weighed in at a whooping 7.5 lbs!! He's 5 months!! lol
You got a teapot! :yay_jump:

SWHouston 04-25-2011 08:08 PM
Christinee,

Looks like a viable candidate to me :thumbup:

RileyDC 05-01-2011 11:18 AM
Riley would like to apply to the Teapot club! He weighed in, this past Monday morning at 8.5 pounds. He will be 1-year old on May 12th. I Absolutely LOVE that he is on the bigger side being that I live right in the middle of the city and we run into lots of BIG Dogs....AND, Just More to Love!! :thumbup:

Will posting a link to one of my Albums work, since I can't seem to resize small enough to attach a Photo?!

http://www.yorkietalk.com/forums/alb...?albumid=11278

alaskayorkie 05-01-2011 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by RileyDC (Post 3519880)
Riley would like to apply to the Teapot club! He weighed in, this past Monday morning at 8.5 pounds. He will be 1-year old on May 12th. I Absolutely LOVE that he is on the bigger side being that I live right in the middle of the city and we run into lots of BIG Dogs....AND, Just More to Love!! :thumbup:

Will posting a link to one of my Albums work, since I can't seem to resize small enough to attach a Photo?!

http://www.yorkietalk.com/forums/alb...?albumid=11278
Hmmm, Riley certainly seems to have the qualifications -- nearly 1 year old and comfortably over the frail, standard, boring limit of 7 pounds. However, your inability to post his picture on this thread gives us cause for concern. How do we know you don't also struggle with scales? Perhaps Riley is only 5 or 6 pounds, but you don't know how to read the scale accurately?

Frankly, it was beyond my authority to accept Riley into the club with that big question hanging in the balance, so I turned the matter over to the Benevolent Executive Committee of the Teapot Club and Secret Society.

Here's their answer now, delivered by secret courier with a briefcase padlocked to his arm:

"Riley had us at 'Ninja Knot!' You're in! (and ignore AlaskaYorkie's mindless rambling!)"

RileyDC 05-01-2011 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie (Post 3519909)
Hmmm, Riley certainly seems to have the qualifications -- nearly 1 year old and comfortably over the frail, standard, boring limit of 7 pounds. However, your inability to post his picture on this thread gives us cause for concern. How do we know you don't also struggle with scales? Perhaps Riley is only 5 or 6 pounds, but you don't know how to read the scale accurately?

Frankly, it was beyond my authority to accept Riley into the club with that big question hanging in the balance, so I turned the matter over to the Benevolent Executive Committee of the Teapot Club and Secret Society.

Here's their answer now, delivered by secret courier with a briefcase padlocked to his arm:

"Riley had us at 'Ninja Knot!' You're in! (and ignore AlaskaYorkie's mindless rambling!)"
HOORAY!! This is cause for celebration.... I will break the good news to Riley just as soon as he wakes from Another one of his Naps!!!! :D

Christinee 05-01-2011 06:53 PM
Hey Alaskayorkie..... I seriously need to be considered for the teapot club.. I can post pics if you like. My Charlie has already passed 7 lbs and hes 5 months as of yesterday. :D

4csonsinga 05-01-2011 07:07 PM
Please add my Ollie to the club. He's weighing in at 9lbs at 13mos. we LOVE his "bulk" ;)

SWHouston 05-01-2011 08:26 PM
YEA !!, welcome Riley :welcome4:

RileyDC 05-02-2011 03:48 AM
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Originally Posted by SWHouston (Post 3520638)
YEA !!, welcome Riley :welcome4:
Awwwww..... THANK YOU!!!! :D

alaskayorkie 05-02-2011 11:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Christinee (Post 3520540)
Hey Alaskayorkie..... I seriously need to be considered for the teapot club.. I can post pics if you like. My Charlie has already passed 7 lbs and hes 5 months as of yesterday. :D
The Beneveolent Ones normally withhold membership into the TCSS (Teapot Club and Secret Society) until the Yorkie reaches adulthood. However, they can often be swayed by especially cute pictures and a good argument. We require picture, age and current weight to make a decision.



Quote:
Originally Posted by 4csonsinga (Post 3520556)
Please add my Ollie to the club. He's weighing in at 9lbs at 13mos. we LOVE his "bulk" ;)
While Ollie certainly sounds like a welcome addition to the TCSS, and we appreciate your attitude of embracing his girth, the club is not something you can just join. We need picture(s) to go along with the biographical information. And it doesn't hurt to grovel a little big. Makes the Selection Committee feel more powerful. ;p

marcie 05-02-2011 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie (Post 3490464)
Another excellent application meeting all the requirements, and the cow costume made the normally reserved Teapot Acceptance Committee nearly choke on their martinis. Chibi is in! Your secret handshake instructions and decoder ring have been ordered and will be delivered promptly in 2077.
Good work Chibi

roseslevi 05-02-2011 01:54 PM
I would like to ask you to accept Levi into the teapot club. He was 11.3 pounds at his yearly checkup two weeks ago. He is the "pirate" in my photo album. Thank you.

Christinee 05-02-2011 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie (Post 3521202)
The Beneveolent Ones normally withhold membership into the TCSS (Teapot Club and Secret Society) until the Yorkie reaches adulthood. However, they can often be swayed by especially cute pictures and a good argument. We require picture, age and current weight to make a decision.
My 5 month and 2 day yorkie just weighed in at 8.2 lbs... I'd say I have a good argument. Pictures to come. :D

shawnzeppi 05-02-2011 05:05 PM
Gatsby tells me that he wouldn't want to join any club that would have him as a member:D

alaskayorkie 05-02-2011 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by shawnzeppi (Post 3521601)
Gatsby tells me that he wouldn't want to join any club that would have him as a member:D
LOL, Shawn. Gatsby is OBVIOUSLY a standard size Yorkie, the same ones who have persecuted teapots for millennia! :p


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