If your Yorkie could talk, what would they say?!? - Page 2 - YorkieTalk.com Forums

Potter · 12-04-2006, 08:52 AM

Siu Pao would say:

Stop calling me a wimpy dog

hehe

red98vett · 12-04-2006, 10:21 AM

comeon anyone - more please !

Sadie's Mom · 12-04-2006, 10:54 AM

"If you don't pay attention to me NOW I'm going to go get the toilet paper (or receipt out of your purse, pen, etc...whatever she can get her hands, er mouth, on)"

or

"Let's see how far I can push her buttons before her head explodes"

or

"I'm going to lick you until you scratch my back"

or

"You're going to work AGAIN"

or

"I don't see why it's necessary to go pee outside"

I'm sure I could come up with MANY more!!

red98vett · 12-04-2006, 11:01 AM

Quote:

"Let's see how far I can push her buttons before her head explodes"

we ARE talking about yorkies not husbands right ??

Sophie'smom · 12-04-2006, 11:12 AM

This is what I think Sophie is saying while spinning in circles at the door if anyone says the word GO.

GO? Go where? I wanna go. Can I go? I wanna go. Can I huh huh huh.

Sadie's Mom · 12-04-2006, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red98vett

we ARE talking about yorkies not husbands right ??

Oh, yes, but that's how she is!!! I say she's just like a toddler trying to push mom's buttons. She has thing thing where she likes to scratch on the couch because she knows I don't like it & it gets her in trouble. So she'll do it just barely & then look at me to see if I'm paying attention. If not, she'll do it a little harder. Only now she's not really looking at me...she just kind of cuts her eyes over to me. If I still don't get on to her about it, or act like I'm paying attention, she just keeps on going at it! I'd let her, but I've got a microfiber couch & I'm scared she'll really scratch it.

She also likes to pull the unmentionables out of the laundry basket (dirty, mind you). When she gets one, she slowly leaves the room to make me think she doesn't have anything. When she hits the hallway she starts running at top speed & goes & hides them under the end table in the living room. This game is usually played in the mornings when I'm getting ready for work & the closet is open. She likes to play this game over & over & over until I finally just lock her out of my bedroom. (This was REALLY funny the time I didn't realize she did it & had to have maintenance come to my apt. that day...panties all over the floor for them to see!!

)

I'm telling you...the girl likes to push buttons!

ARCHIE · 12-04-2006, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sadie's Mom

Oh, yes, but that's how she is!!! I say she's just like a toddler trying to push mom's buttons. She has thing thing where she likes to scratch on the couch because she knows I don't like it & it gets her in trouble. So she'll do it just barely & then look at me to see if I'm paying attention. If not, she'll do it a little harder. Only now she's not really looking at me...she just kind of cuts her eyes over to me. If I still don't get on to her about it, or act like I'm paying attention, she just keeps on going at it! I'd let her, but I've got a microfiber couch & I'm scared she'll really scratch it.

She also likes to pull the unmentionables out of the laundry basket (dirty, mind you). When she gets one, she slowly leaves the room to make me think she doesn't have anything. When she hits the hallway she starts running at top speed & goes & hides them under the end table in the living room. This game is usually played in the mornings when I'm getting ready for work & the closet is open. She likes to play this game over & over & over until I finally just lock her out of my bedroom. (This was REALLY funny the time I didn't realize she did it & had to have maintenance come to my apt. that day...panties all over the floor for them to see!!

)

I'm telling you...the girl likes to push buttons!

Oh my God, we have twins!
I said out loud this morning, as Buddy was creeping across my dresser ready
to grab my bra, I wish I had a video camera for YT to see how freeking smart
you are! Every morning it is the same story. I put socks, underwear etc up on my dresser so he can't get them and now he has learned to climb up on the chair onto the dresser steal whatever and run like the wind down the hall under that damn blue chair! Catch me if you can fool!

I know that is what he is thinking.

Carol & Buddy

red98vett · 12-04-2006, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARCHIE

Oh my God, we have twins!
I said out loud this morning, as Buddy was creeping across my dresser ready
to grab my bra, I wish I had a video camera for YT to see how freeking smart
you are! Every morning it is the same story. I put socks, underwear etc up on my dresser so he can't get them and now he has learned to climb up on the chair onto the dresser steal whatever and run like the wind down the hall under that damn blue chair! Catch me if you can fool!

I know that is what he is thinking.

Carol & Buddy

hahahahahaha

I can just see the headlines now - The STEALTH MODE BRA THEIF STRIKES AGAIN - you don't hear him ....but he sure leaves the evidence out in plain site

Amanda7 · 12-04-2006, 01:09 PM

First pic - "Mommy!! Baxter ate my food again but don't worry, I'm holding him down so you can scold him!"

Second pic - "I'm officially OUT TO LUNCH!!"

Sadie's Mom · 12-04-2006, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARCHIE

Oh my God, we have twins!
I said out loud this morning, as Buddy was creeping across my dresser ready
to grab my bra, I wish I had a video camera for YT to see how freeking smart
you are! Every morning it is the same story. I put socks, underwear etc up on my dresser so he can't get them and now he has learned to climb up on the chair onto the dresser steal whatever and run like the wind down the hall under that damn blue chair! Catch me if you can fool!

I know that is what he is thinking.

Carol & Buddy

They're so darn smart!! It's funny when Sadie grabs something that's too big for her to haul butt with, and she's tripping all over it. A while back she got a pair of shorts & somehow managed to get the waistband over her head & her head & she couldn't see. She ran right into the couch during her getaway (not hard enough to hurt her). I was laughing so hard...if only I'd had my camera in that moment. I told her it served her little butt right for getting into the laundry again.

ehunney · 12-04-2006, 01:21 PM

Oh I've got one!

"When I rip up rolls of toliet paper all over the house, it's a form of art, thus I should not be repremanded for it. "

ARCHIE · 12-04-2006, 01:22 PM

LOL

These little devils are the smartest thing since white bread!
They all sound alike! Full of hell but what would our lives be without them?

Carol & Buddy

simonandhallie · 12-04-2006, 03:48 PM

Simon would sing the words to the Dora The Explorer song "Boucy Ball" in a high pitched screaming kind of voice

"I love my ball
my bouncy ball
I love my ball, ball, ball, ball,ball
This ball is bouncy
This ball is blue
this ball is mine
but you can use it too
I bounce it on my head
I bounce it on my tail
I throw it up and down
i put it everywhere
I LOVE this ball"

Hallie would say "Simon SHUT UP!"

mdcote · 12-04-2006, 03:56 PM

Tika would say: "I don't wanna wear that dress! I don't wanna! I don't wanna!"

Bindi would say (about Tika): "What's wrong with Miss Drama Queen?"

red98vett · 12-04-2006, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simonandhallie

Simon would sing the words to the Dora The Explorer song "Boucy Ball" in a high pitched screaming kind of voice

"I love my ball
my bouncy ball
I love my ball, ball, ball, ball,ball
This ball is bouncy
This ball is blue
this ball is mine
but you can use it too
I bounce it on my head
I bounce it on my tail
I throw it up and down
i put it everywhere
I LOVE this ball"

Hallie would say "Simon SHUT UP!"

GOOD ONE

these are great !

12-04-2006, 08:52 AM	#16
Potter YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 2,583	Siu Pao would say: Stop calling me a wimpy dog hehe __________________ http://www.dogster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=410379 "No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich."

12-04-2006, 10:21 AM	#17
red98vett Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Houston TX Posts: 33,590 Blog Entries: 1	comeon anyone - more please ! __________________ Villette, Chanel & Cheri www.DesignsByVillette.net Custom Address Labels and Note Cards using YOUR Photos! Just Click HERE!

12-04-2006, 10:54 AM	#18
Sadie's Mom Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Irving, TX Posts: 3,180	"If you don't pay attention to me NOW I'm going to go get the toilet paper (or receipt out of your purse, pen, etc...whatever she can get her hands, er mouth, on)" or "Let's see how far I can push her buttons before her head explodes" or "I'm going to lick you until you scratch my back" or "You're going to work AGAIN" or "I don't see why it's necessary to go pee outside" I'm sure I could come up with MANY more!! __________________ Christie and Sadie

12-04-2006, 11:12 AM	#20
Sophie'smom Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 3,282	This is what I think Sophie is saying while spinning in circles at the door if anyone says the word GO. GO? Go where? I wanna go. Can I go? I wanna go. Can I huh huh huh. __________________ Tanya & Sophie

12-04-2006, 01:09 PM	#24
Amanda7 Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Northern New York Posts: 1,307	First pic - "Mommy!! Baxter ate my food again but don't worry, I'm holding him down so you can scold him!" Second pic - "I'm officially OUT TO LUNCH!!" Attached Thumbnails __________________ Snickers & Baxter Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.

12-04-2006, 01:21 PM	#26
ehunney Princess Bella Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: virginia Posts: 2,186	Oh I've got one! "When I rip up rolls of toliet paper all over the house, it's a form of art, thus I should not be repremanded for it. " __________________ I miss you two more then words can express, but I still have hope that I'll find you and hold you again! Tucker and Teddy always say: "If I want it, it's mine and if I put it in my mouth, it's food."

12-04-2006, 01:22 PM	#27
ARCHIE No Longer A Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NEW YORK Posts: 16,218	LOL These little devils are the smartest thing since white bread! They all sound alike! Full of hell but what would our lives be without them? Carol & Buddy

12-04-2006, 03:48 PM	#28
simonandhallie *I Love My Monkeys!* Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Falling Waters, WV Posts: 11,166	Simon would sing the words to the Dora The Explorer song "Boucy Ball" in a high pitched screaming kind of voice "I love my ball my bouncy ball I love my ball, ball, ball, ball,ball This ball is bouncy This ball is blue this ball is mine but you can use it too I bounce it on my head I bounce it on my tail I throw it up and down i put it everywhere I LOVE this ball" Hallie would say "Simon SHUT UP!"

12-04-2006, 03:56 PM	#29
mdcote YT Addict Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Snohomish, WA Posts: 256	Tika would say: "I don't wanna wear that dress! I don't wanna! I don't wanna!" Bindi would say (about Tika): "What's wrong with Miss Drama Queen?" __________________ Maria - "Tika, Bindi, Bijou, Aidan, & Addison's Mommy"