[Sadie's Mom]

"If you don't pay attention to me NOW I'm going to go get the toilet paper (or receipt out of your purse, pen, etc...whatever she can get her hands, er mouth, on)"

or

"Let's see how far I can push her buttons before her head explodes"

or

"I'm going to lick you until you scratch my back"

or

"You're going to work AGAIN"

or

"I don't see why it's necessary to go pee outside"

I'm sure I could come up with MANY more!!