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Winston's Mom · 11-16-2006, 09:19 AM

Winston will probably be just like Daddy, straight by the book kind of individual, very nice and gentle, very successful because he has such a good boy disposition.

Maggie, well Maggie will be the wildest child, she is into everything. She has no fear what so ever. Spanking, talking, yelling, does nothing. She will probably grow up getting/doing anything she wants to. She is a big flirt. We are so happy she is just a Yorkie and would not growup....we'd be in big trouble.

Tophersmom · 11-16-2006, 10:27 AM

Because of Tophers penchant for stealing things that are dropped, 'lifting' things that are sitting on the table, digging in purses to steal anything his little ole heart desires and hding EVERYTHING under the blankets in his hut (even if he steals something ever so tiny, he will not eat it...he hides it) I would say that Topher would be a cleptomaniac or a thief looking at 5 to 10 in the slammer....lol! His name would be something like 'Sticky Fingers Malone' and he'd have a blonde wife named Bitsy who worked at the local coffee shop...not too bright, but built!

He'd learn his lesson behind bars and come out a changed man...live a good life and retire in Florida.

lisatodd · 11-16-2006, 10:35 AM

muffie would be a doctor, she is always concerned about everyone

kirby would be the class clown/ actor, he is the drama KING

Dena · 11-16-2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Tophersmom

Because of Tophers penchant for stealing things that are dropped, 'lifting' things that are sitting on the table, digging in purses to steal anything his little ole heart desires and hding EVERYTHING under the blankets in his hut (even if he steals something ever so tiny, he will not eat it...he hides it) I would say that Topher would be a cleptomaniac or a thief looking at 5 to 10 in the slammer....lol! His name would be something like 'Sticky Fingers Malone' and he'd have a blonde wife named Bitsy who worked at the local coffee shop...not too bright, but built!

He'd learn his lesson behind bars and come out a changed man...live a good life and retire in Florida.

LoL!! you have his whole life planned out.. thats's soo cute!
No kids in Topher's life as a human?

Martie · 11-16-2006, 11:39 AM

I agree with Dena, my kids do think they are human.... They just don't understand how my "paws" work. I have opposing thumbs.

Sammy would be the ideal husband, very protective of his family. Sophie has already proved she is a great mama. And the baby "Isis" is a mix between her mom and dad. She is so young that I haven't figured her out yet.

RLC12345678 · 11-16-2006, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by hle_625

OH I think Daisy would be just like Hootie! I just didnt want to sound like a bad mommy calling my little one a slut! LOL

hehehe I know. I tell her to quit being promiscuous. The owner of the other dog always laughs.

chattiesmom · 11-16-2006, 11:56 AM

Chattie would be, I mean IS Queen of the World and expects all of her subjests (basically everyone who is withing sight or earing of her) to bow down to her Royal Hinney, uuuhhhh I mean her Royal Hinus...

Peppy is just a happy good natured little dude who knows how to get things done is a quiet unassuming way. He would most definately be Chief Butler in Chattie's Castle.

Chizziewink.... oh my.... Chizziewink would be a head pitching coach for a profesional baseball team. She would have her players do pitching drills 24/7 and she would personally "Catch" every single pitch.

Howard, precious sweet little Howard would be the most caring, healing nurse that ever lived. He would rival the good deeds of such nursing saints as Mother Theresa, and Madam Currie.

This is a GREAT thread, thanks.... I have so much enjoyed reading about the personalities of our little ones.

Tophersmom · 11-16-2006, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dena

LoL!! you have his whole life planned out.. thats's soo cute!
No kids in Topher's life as a human?

Mmmmmm....let's see....he and Bitsy would have a gal named Liberty who grows up to be the top celebrity lawyer in the world; they also have a son named Justice who, like his father before him, turns to a life of crime. He straightens up before it's too late and finds steady employment training seals at Sea World.

(one thing I do have is a good imagination)

tpaxton23 · 11-16-2006, 12:42 PM

Dylan would be a sports jock. He is obsessed with chasing that little soccer ball and has learned to catch it on the bounce or in the air. He will practice for hours if I play with him. He also loves to tease the girls by kissing them until they growl. LOL

Diesel would make a perfect Napoleon. He has the little man complex and is very driven and always manages to get his way. He would be a short, stocky nice looking little man. Probably a successful CEO or VP of some big company. He would bark out orders and his coworkers would not like him but would always do what he says.

Maddie (chihuahua) would be a princess and be waited on hand and foot. She would just lay around on her chaise all day, yelling at servants when she wanted something. She would demand to go on excursions and then demand to be carried up any steep hills.

Jixer probably wouldn't get to far in life. I could see her as a meek, little housewife who lets her husband and kids walk all over her. She just never stands up for herself.

Lou · 11-16-2006, 12:54 PM

Adie would be a tall willowy brunette activities director on a cruise ship.
She is always in a good mood, always trying to get everyone involved with what she is doing, and never gets tired of bugging all of us to play!

11-16-2006, 09:19 AM	#16
Winston's Mom Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Columbia, SC Posts: 910	Winston will probably be just like Daddy, straight by the book kind of individual, very nice and gentle, very successful because he has such a good boy disposition. Maggie, well Maggie will be the wildest child, she is into everything. She has no fear what so ever. Spanking, talking, yelling, does nothing. She will probably grow up getting/doing anything she wants to. She is a big flirt. We are so happy she is just a Yorkie and would not growup....we'd be in big trouble. __________________ Nid , Winston , Maggie and Maemi (our new ten thousand blessings and beauty)

11-16-2006, 10:27 AM	#17
Tophersmom Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sault Ste. Marie Ontario Canada Posts: 860	Because of Tophers penchant for stealing things that are dropped, 'lifting' things that are sitting on the table, digging in purses to steal anything his little ole heart desires and hding EVERYTHING under the blankets in his hut (even if he steals something ever so tiny, he will not eat it...he hides it) I would say that Topher would be a cleptomaniac or a thief looking at 5 to 10 in the slammer....lol! His name would be something like 'Sticky Fingers Malone' and he'd have a blonde wife named Bitsy who worked at the local coffee shop...not too bright, but built! He'd learn his lesson behind bars and come out a changed man...live a good life and retire in Florida. __________________ VAL, TOPHER AND SOPHIE http://www.dogster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=295683

11-16-2006, 10:35 AM	#18
lisatodd Little Boogers Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: virginia beach, va Posts: 4,460	muffie would be a doctor, she is always concerned about everyone kirby would be the class clown/ actor, he is the drama KING __________________ lisa lisa and the cult jam yorkies

11-16-2006, 11:39 AM	#20
Martie YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Huntsville AL Posts: 800	I agree with Dena, my kids do think they are human.... They just don't understand how my "paws" work. I have opposing thumbs. Sammy would be the ideal husband, very protective of his family. Sophie has already proved she is a great mama. And the baby "Isis" is a mix between her mom and dad. She is so young that I haven't figured her out yet. __________________ May I be the person my furbabies think I am Sammy, Sophie, Isis', Fergus and and kitties Eddie and Fiona

11-16-2006, 11:56 AM	#22
chattiesmom Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama Posts: 17,674	Chattie would be, I mean IS Queen of the World and expects all of her subjests (basically everyone who is withing sight or earing of her) to bow down to her Royal Hinney, uuuhhhh I mean her Royal Hinus... Peppy is just a happy good natured little dude who knows how to get things done is a quiet unassuming way. He would most definately be Chief Butler in Chattie's Castle. Chizziewink.... oh my.... Chizziewink would be a head pitching coach for a profesional baseball team. She would have her players do pitching drills 24/7 and she would personally "Catch" every single pitch. Howard, precious sweet little Howard would be the most caring, healing nurse that ever lived. He would rival the good deeds of such nursing saints as Mother Theresa, and Madam Currie. This is a GREAT thread, thanks.... I have so much enjoyed reading about the personalities of our little ones. __________________ Silk Step-In Harnesses www.foxypups.etsy.com

11-16-2006, 12:42 PM	#24
tpaxton23 Donating YT Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Flowery Branch, GA Posts: 867	Oh what fun! Dylan would be a sports jock. He is obsessed with chasing that little soccer ball and has learned to catch it on the bounce or in the air. He will practice for hours if I play with him. He also loves to tease the girls by kissing them until they growl. LOL Diesel would make a perfect Napoleon. He has the little man complex and is very driven and always manages to get his way. He would be a short, stocky nice looking little man. Probably a successful CEO or VP of some big company. He would bark out orders and his coworkers would not like him but would always do what he says. Maddie (chihuahua) would be a princess and be waited on hand and foot. She would just lay around on her chaise all day, yelling at servants when she wanted something. She would demand to go on excursions and then demand to be carried up any steep hills. Jixer probably wouldn't get to far in life. I could see her as a meek, little housewife who lets her husband and kids walk all over her. She just never stands up for herself. __________________ Dylan's Dogster Diesel's Dogster Maddie's Dogster Jixer's Dogster

11-16-2006, 12:54 PM	#25
Lou Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A little town south of Chicago Posts: 4,525	Adie would be a tall willowy brunette activities director on a cruise ship. She is always in a good mood, always trying to get everyone involved with what she is doing, and never gets tired of bugging all of us to play! __________________ http://www.its-a-yorkie-thing.com Gracie Skeeter Adie Tyler