How to Survive the "Kung-Fu Yorkie Claw Attack"!

[Dan & Corinne]

Originally Posted by WRScorpio

Duke doesn't claw, but he does jump! Even though he's light, having him jump on your belly, back, or head does hurt. I've been laying on the couch many times when he was laying on top of the couch, only to have dozed to a nap, to have my breath knocked outta me when he decides he will use me as a landing pad. He also walks all over us constantly, like we are just climbing toys.

Ah.... the other well known Kung-fu move... "The Mountian Goat Leap of Death"!

[abbie's mom]

Kung-Foo...??

Here, I thought Abbie was just practicing Yorkie-puncture!

[Katys mom]

I guess Katy will have to take some classes to learn those moves.

[furby2000]

your post made me laugh out loud! Really it did!! Ninna is a karate master I tell you! She does this to me and my daughter all the time!!! I'm reading your instructions to her when she gets home from school today!!

[Tiggerwit]

I've learned to type one handed to fend off the yorkie kung fu move. Now i need to learn to counter move for the golden retriever head butt.

[Dan & Corinne]

Originally Posted by Tiggerwit

I've learned to type one handed to fend off the yorkie kung fu move. Now i need to learn to counter move for the golden retriever head butt.

Great pictures! I wish I can do that too but my little Kung-fu yorkie is 10 pounds! I would really need to work out and buff up to be able to master that!

Can you picture a woman with one arm that looks like The Rock and the other is like Olive Oyl???

[Tiggerwit]

Originally Posted by Dan & Corinne

Great pictures! I wish I can do that too but my little Kung-fu yorkie is 10 pounds! I would really need to work out and buff up to be able to master that!

Can you picture a woman with one arm that looks like The Rock and the other is like Olive Oyl???

Alphy is 9lbs. He just cuddles in. His bottom is resting on my leg, so you don't really have the weight.

[sandy025]

my Junior does that too! He will attack all of a sudden!
he will look at my arm intently.....maybe he thinks it is a piece of fat ham! LOL

AND......scratch at my arm furiously using just one paw! like he is is trying to tell me something or getting my attention. I will always go with a big OUCH! n he will stop what he is doing. look at me again with that small brown eyes....

n start again! I'll grab him for a big wet kiss and he will make himself comfortable on my lap. just like a baby. maybe he just wants to climb on my lap yea?

[Dan & Corinne]

I guess they just love us so much they will go to any extent to get our attention and they want it focused 100% on them!

It's a good thing they can't do it in slo-mo like Trinity in the Matrix!