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03-14-2005, 11:19 AM | #1 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Warren Texas
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| Yorkie Rules (this is way to cute, you have to read it) Yorkie Rules #1 1. The Yorkie is not allowed in the house. 2. Okay, the Yorkie is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. 3. The Yorkie is allowed in all the rooms, but has to stay off the furniture. 4. The Yorkie can get on the old furniture only. 5. Fine, the Yorkie is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed. 6. Okay, the yorkie is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation. 7. The Yorkie can sleep in the bed whenever she wants, but not under the covers. 8. The Yorkie can sleep under the covers by invitation only. 9. The Yorkie can sleep under the covers every night. 10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the yorkie. Yorkie Rules #2 11. The Yorkie cannot eat people food. 12. Okay, the Yorkie can sometimes eat people food, but only as small snacks. 13. The Yorkie can also eat people food as large snacks on occasion, but not every day. 14. Fine, the Yorkie can eat large helpings of people food if the dog waits until the people are finished with their meal. 15. Yorkies get served first. Yorkie Rules #3 16. The Yorkie may occasional go for a car ride. 17. Okay, the Yorkie may ride in the car once a week to get his treat from the nice lady at the bank. 18. The Yorkie may ride in the car whenever people forget to pick up their car keys quietly. 19. Fine, Yorkies become self-appointed guardians of the back door leading to the garage. 20. Yorkies decide which human may accompany them in their "canine chariots." |
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03-14-2005, 11:25 AM | #2 |
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| How true all of this is, I'm finding out... Too cute |
03-14-2005, 11:28 AM | #3 |
Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Florida
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| That is so true. My husband says I let Hailey walk all over me, but I don't even care!! |
03-14-2005, 11:31 AM | #4 |
The Royal Mommy Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: California
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| That is hillarious! I'm printing that out! Thanks, so true!!!
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03-14-2005, 11:53 AM | #5 |
Stewie Rox the Sox Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago
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| I love this. I sent it to my boyfriend. The bed part is the funniest because we said he wasn't allowed even in the ROOM and now he sleeps on top of my boyfriend like a scarf I am cracking up! Thanks Kim!
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03-14-2005, 12:06 PM | #6 |
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| That is just too funny and too cute huh? The only part it won;t apply to Mojo is the food, he only eats some fruits and veggies but as a treat...but he has the run of the house.. |
03-14-2005, 12:18 PM | #7 |
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| That is SO funny!! Yorkies are just too darn cute for OUR own good!! LOL!
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03-14-2005, 12:18 PM | #8 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: USA
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| Too Funny, but true. I sent this to my sister_in-law so she can see what she is getting into. She is picking up her baby this coming weekend. I well let her know that they do take over the home. |
03-14-2005, 12:27 PM | #9 |
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| That is so very true. I think this would be great printed/matted and framed and placed in our home!
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03-14-2005, 12:59 PM | #10 |
YT 6000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Seattle, WA
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| Hahah, guess the Yorkie Rules quickly turn into the Human Rules (or How I Trained My So-Called Master). |
03-14-2005, 01:01 PM | #11 |
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| That is too funny!!
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03-14-2005, 02:35 PM | #12 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Warren Texas
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| When I first read this I thought, gee this must of been written just for me because it sounds exactly like what has taken place with me and my yorkies. But from the response, I am guessing we all have spoiled rotten babies. |
03-14-2005, 02:58 PM | #13 |
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| That's hysterical!!!! Felt like someone had been spying on us!!!
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03-14-2005, 03:37 PM | #14 |
I Love My 3 Lovebugs! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: north east ohio
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| I totally agree!!!! It would be cute framed, on one half put the rules, and on the other half put a pic of our baby getting into something they shouln't be doing!!!! Wouldn't that be cute??? |
03-14-2005, 07:06 PM | #15 |
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| ADORABLE! I'm taking that to work with me tomorrow! hehe
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