 Yorkie Rules (this is way to cute, you have to read it)
Yorkie Rules #1
1. The Yorkie is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the Yorkie is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The Yorkie is allowed in all the rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The Yorkie can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the Yorkie is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. Okay, the yorkie is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
7. The Yorkie can sleep in the bed whenever she wants, but not under the covers.
8. The Yorkie can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
9. The Yorkie can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the yorkie.
Yorkie Rules #2
11. The Yorkie cannot eat people food.
12. Okay, the Yorkie can sometimes eat people food, but only as small snacks.
13. The Yorkie can also eat people food as large snacks on occasion, but not every day.
14. Fine, the Yorkie can eat large helpings of people food if the dog waits until the people are finished with their meal.
15. Yorkies get served first.
Yorkie Rules #3
16. The Yorkie may occasional go for a car ride.
17. Okay, the Yorkie may ride in the car once a week to get his treat from the nice lady at the bank.
18. The Yorkie may ride in the car whenever people forget to pick up their car keys quietly.
19. Fine, Yorkies become self-appointed guardians of the back door leading to the garage.
20. Yorkies decide which human may accompany them in their "canine chariots." |