Crystal under arrest - read all about it...

[kjc]

Hahaha! Too funny! Me and mine are currently boarding the boat on our way over to meet and greet and beg for crumbs! See ya in a bit!

[docmartin]

Originally Posted by Harrysmum

Dear little Crystal.....take no notice of any of it....I know that one of your new dinners has cranberries in, and you thought daddy was leaving a little taster out for you.

And who was that nasty mean Westie on the jury? Harry says just let him know, and he'll go track him down for you.....HE wouldn't let anybody hurt you...... Sally + Harry x

I can tell you his name now, he was 'Alexander Red-Salmon', a well known Haggis Rules OK member. He had a placard outside the court declaring 'Support Dads Everywhere - Your Haggis needs you! He was a real bully and threatened other Jury members with his tail, a very blunt instrument I can tell you. Thankfully the good old Bulldog 'Boys in Blue' were there and kept him away. He was led off with his Bagpipes skirling the theme tune from 'Braveheart'.

Harry's a real honey!

[docmartin]

Originally Posted by kjc

Hahaha! Too funny! Me and mine are currently boarding the boat on our way over to meet and greet and beg for crumbs! See ya in a bit!

I'll see you OK no worries, lets keep these humans in check girls...

[dawn27]

Nice story, You sure have an act for writing and keeping your readers in suspense !!

[docmartin]

Originally Posted by dawn27

Nice story, You sure have an act for writing and keeping your readers in suspense !!

Thank you for your compliment. I live with a really cute and eccentric little girl, so the material just keeps coming!

[Buster Brown]

Loved it. Perhaps some leniency as obviously others contributed to her delinquency.

Just loved this bit "At this point several female Yorkies in the canine gallery were overcome with emotion and there was a deal of barking and much reverse snorting."

[capt_noonie]

Originally Posted by Buster Brown

Loved it. Perhaps some leniency as obviously others contributed to her delinquency.

Just loved this bit "At this point several female Yorkies in the canine gallery were overcome with emotion and there was a deal of barking and much reverse snorting."

That was my favorite part too! This was the funniest thing I have read in quite a while!

[margaritaville]

Yeah, she is free. BECAUSE, if the cheesecake she doesnt sh--, you must acquit! (courtesy of the O. J. Simpson legal team)

[Lil Sis]

Originally Posted by chattiesmom

Umm - I beg your pardon and wish to protest! Although well worded and hysterically funny your case holds no water (or should I say strawberry cheesecake). All circumstantial evidence. Had the defendant, Ms. Crystal actually partaken of the forbidden cheesecake she would have had crumbs and strawberry goo in her facial furnishings. A Kangaroo Court at best.....

I was thinking the same.... Remy had me look at the picture very carefully...or maybe she just wanted to she how crystal did it

[Buster Brown]

Originally Posted by margaritaville

Yeah, she is free. BECAUSE, if the cheesecake she doesnt sh--, you must acquit! (courtesy of the O. J. Simpson legal team)

[navillusc]

It isn't every dear old Dad that has a personal taste tester. Shame on the likes of any who'd dare to prosecute a working girl who was just doing her job and protecting her dear Dad! You go, Sweet Crystal! Oh...and, how was it? It looks yummy!

[ColesMommy01]

Originally Posted by margaritaville

Yeah, she is free. BECAUSE, if the cheesecake she doesnt sh--, you must acquit! (courtesy of the O. J. Simpson legal team)

I'll raise my glass to that. Here! Here!