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Originally Posted by Harrysmum   Dear little Crystal.....take no notice of any of it....I know that one of your new dinners has cranberries in, and you thought daddy was leaving a little taster out for you.
And who was that nasty mean Westie on the jury? Harry says just let him know, and he'll go track him down for you.....HE wouldn't let anybody hurt you......  Sally + Harry x |
I can tell you his name now, he was 'Alexander Red-Salmon', a well known Haggis Rules OK member. He had a placard outside the court declaring 'Support Dads Everywhere - Your Haggis needs you! He was a real bully and threatened other Jury members with his tail, a very blunt instrument I can tell you. Thankfully the good old Bulldog 'Boys in Blue' were there and kept him away. He was led off with his Bagpipes skirling the theme tune from 'Braveheart'.
Harry's a real honey!
