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Old 05-15-2013, 03:46 PM   #1
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Default OK Miss Lynzy.. It was a *Crappy* Day!

Warning.. may be a little graphic..
I gave Vinnie his bath for his big shipping day tomorrow, and let him run around for a short time before his Vet check.
Vinnie was outside, so I opened the doggie door, peeked out and called him to come to me, which he ALWAYS does but he didn't. He just stared at me like I was calling anyone but him. I got a little louder and told him to "get over here" which he did. (I know, not exactly obedience training, but he's one of my kids, who are also not real obedient at times).
I slipped him into the crate, and gently put the crate in my new car. Brand new car, with less than 500 miles. We headed out to the Vet for his last Vet check before shipping. So far so good.. Almost immediately he started crying, and barked a time or two. I told him he was OK, a little spoiled, but it would all be over in just a little while.
Well, I found out why he was upset, and why he had been outside. He had to *poop, because about 1/2 way he whined a little and I looked down to see quite a large mess in the crate. I was so afraid he was going to step in it, which is embarrassing to hand a poopy dog over to the Vet, I whipped the car to the side of the road, and opened the crate, which he readily stepped in the mess.
I realize that this is my NEW car, and hadn't put paper towels or wipes in the car yet. I searched my purse for Kleenex.. nothing. Only a rather large Walmart receipt which I thought better of using. So I thought I'd take him out, shake off the crate pad in the weeds to avoid any mess in the car, then put him in a new crate I luckily had not taken out yet and then hurry to the Vet, which now I'm going to be late for.
Well, I shake off the pad, and the wind caught it and yep.. all over the side of my car, my NEW car, my washed and waxed yesterday car. And.. since it was so hot, even the Walmart receipt wouldn't get it off.
During all this, I had been holding him, and evidently when I took him out, he hadn't finished because some had dropped by the car door.. yep right where I could step in it. Now, no more receipts for my shoe, and quite positive I didn't want it in the carpet of yes.. my new car. Weeds worked pretty good. So now, I have a poopy dog, poop all down the side of my car, and poopy shoes. But, Vinnie is in a new crate, and I get back in the car, ready to head to our appointment. Now I am positive when I took Vinnie out of the crate he wasn't finished because between the seats in the cup holder is another little present that must have dropped off as I took him out.
The Vet just laughed at me when I tried to explain the stinky dog, and why I was offering to buy some disinfectant, and a roll of paper towels.
So, have you changed your mind yet Lynzy?? I'm thinking tomorrow may have some challenges, but papertowels, and wipes are already in my freshly rewashed new car.
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Old 05-15-2013, 04:34 PM   #2
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When I read that story, I laughed so hard that I had tears!
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That story was so funny!!
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oh My Gosh that story is great!! I was laughing pretty much through the whole thing!! I barely could read on how much I was laughing. It was pretty humerous.
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He just wanted to give you something to remember him by.
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Oh my goodness gracious what a day you had. Yep a CRAPPY day for sure.

So I guess he had to have another bath !!! I bet he wasn't happy about that at all.
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Oh my goodness I know this was not funny when it was happening but I died laughing while reading this!
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Oh My that is just too funny !!

He wanted to leave you a going away present!
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Hilarious! Stuff like that ONLY happens in the NEW car!
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Oh, I'll remember him for sure
Poor Lynzy, doesn't really understand what is in store for her LOL
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Oh my goodness gracious what a day you had. Yep a CRAPPY day for sure.

So I guess he had to have another bath !!! I bet he wasn't happy about that at all.
All is well! Vinnie's had a new bath, he checked out great at the Vet, and we're getting kisses as we speak. It will be a memory of mine for a long time! It was so sad I had to laugh, especially as it just kept getting worse.
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I'm standing in Walmart reading on my phone lmao in the middle of isle...like Walmart people do...problem is I laughed so hard I now can't move from the oar I'm in cuz me thinks I will have an accident! I have to pee do bad!!! Omg now lol again...Vinnie will fit right in...bwahahaha!
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You should write a book! You relate an experience so well. I laughed so hard reading that message. I could just picture you and all that poop and of course when you need a kleenex there is none. You did well and got through it all and was able to keep your cool. Great job! Thanks for sharing and letting us know how it is when our day is just full of crap!
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Omg haha that is hilarious and Lynzy you better stock up on paper towels and wipes
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Yep sounds like he is just proving he was meant to be Lynzy's
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