Do Your Pups CUSS??

[msyorktown]

Originally Posted by sugarmamma

No Taco Tuesday for Terriers????

Not in my house it isn't....probably get cussed for that too...

[Teresa Ford]

Shame has kept me from admitting Gracie has an x rated mouth. When she doesn't like some thing she cusses under her breath,... ger you big ugly a$$, I could slap your flippin sh%t to h@ll ger ger ger. She thinks I can't understand Pi$$ed Yorkie Slang. So when I say 'Hey that is enough' she looks at me like "Who Me ? I am your Angel Girl Mama !" I swear when I turn away, she sticks her tongue out at me and rolls her eyes.

[Verbena]

Originally Posted by sugarmamma

I can just hear them! "Get your F**king paws off me you big P%ssy!!!!"

Omg Rothfmao!


Galen says Woman. . . Pick me up dang it! . . .

And to one of my puss's . . . Come here and let me stick my nose in your butt. . .

[Jacksmom052709]

Loving this thread!

Let's see, Jack really cusses up a blue streak... when we are in the car picking up my DD from school and he so much as sees another person outside the car he's all like,

"Don't you dare come one step closer to MY car you f*&@ing a$$hole! Hey! Hey! What did I tell you b*@&h?!? Get the f*&$ away from MY car!!!"

When I go to give DH a kiss good night, "B*&@$ you better not be kissing on him!!! You better pay attention to me!"

When I go in the room where their treats are and come back empty handed, "B&^@% you went in there and didn't bring me a mother f*#&@^% treat?" What the f&^@ is wrong with you?!?"

Izzy - when I attempt to blow dry her hair after a bath "B*%@^ you must be crazy is you think for one minute that I am going to sit here while you point that loud contraption at me." All the while she is backing up and when I go to grab her, that's when the s&@^ really hits the fan!

[ilovejoel]

I think Joel swears at me on a daily basis, that little boy is always twitching his whiskers at me.

[chachi]

Chachi is our cusser. He says to me and My Husband regularly to get off the f##king couch and let him out. Jewels just cusses at Chachi. Why are you hogging all of the da@n food Chachi.

[Marhcarter]

Originally Posted by Lil Sis

Wemy saz...."get your a** off the f**king sofa and off F**king yt and play with ME"

Originally Posted by Princess keke

When I run Honey bath water on Saturdays she looks at me as if she is saying "d**n I just took a bath last Saturday"

Originally Posted by Jacksmom052709

Don't you dare come one step closer to MY car you f*&@ing a$! Hey! Hey! What did I tell you b*@&h?!? Get the f*&$ away from MY car!!!"

I get these as well as when I disturb the sleeping, curled up against my leg, under the covers little prince in the middle of the night so I can potty, he waits for me to get back in bed and comfortable, then emerges, stands on my chest, sticks his tongue in my eye and says "my turn, b**ch. Then I can hear him mumble on the way to the door "wake me up in the middle of the d*mn night...take that! HA!"

[sugarmamma]

Originally Posted by Marhcarter

I get these as well as when I disturb the sleeping, curled up against my leg, under the covers little prince in the middle of the night so I can potty, he waits for me to get back in bed and comfortable, then emerges, stands on my chest, sticks his tongue in my eye and says "my turn, b**ch. Then I can hear him mumble on the way to the door "wake me up in the middle of the d*mn night...take that! HA!"

Loving this thread

[Wylie's Mom]

Originally Posted by sugarmamma

Jada's "eye language" would make ANN blush

Lol . Oh my little love, if you only *knew* the mouth I have on me! I'll often say the worst possible cussing you can imagine just to see the shock factor on my husband's face. He pretends to be utterly shocked, but I know he's actually quite impressed. Put me up against a sailor any day, and I'd annihilate that little novice any day of the week. Whoa, sorry for all that hubris...but it's true.

[Lil Sis]

Originally Posted by Wylie's Mom

Lol . Oh my little love, if you only *knew* the mouth I have on me! I'll often say the worst possible cussing you can imagine just to see the shock factor on my husband's face. He pretends to be utterly shocked, but I know he's actually quite impressed. Put me up against a sailor any day, and I'd annihilate that little novice any day of the week. Whoa, sorry for all that hubris...but it's true.

lol... see I pretend I have a clean mouth. Well I have to , most parents do not want teachers cussing at their kids.

When the girls were very young and my dh said the "f" word. He was concerned and told them he was sorry. My dear Karrie said "thats ok daddy, mommy says it all the time" The look I got from my dh was not pleasent. You see, I am a driver cusser... it releaves the stress I have when driving in miami traffic.

[SophieKatesMom]

If Sophie Kate's mouth is as bad as her Momma's then YES she cusses - like a sailor.

I believe her favorite is telling other dogs to "get the %$#( off her lawn" and " *%#@ dog food, how about another treat"

[capt_noonie]

OMG Im sorry I didn't get to read this thread till now! You guys are all cracking me up, esp Jacqui!!!

Uni does on occasion cuss me out. When she wants something and I say no she will sneeze, Pffffft! A very loud F you mommy! She will also push me in the back of the knee while I walk away from her and she can and has pushed me off balance!

Lily was a big time cusser! Esp when kids came up to her in the crate! She would wait until they got all good and close, with their hands out ready to stick their fingers between the bars and then she lets loose and scares the sh*t outta them! To me it was funny bc, well you guys know I don't really like kids.

[gracielove]

Well, I'm not sure what she is saying in Yorkie language but I get a talking to when I am a bit late with dinner or if it is time for a walk and I haven't gotten the leash out yet. Sometimes it is a bark and sometimes it is that sound in the throat that is kind of like a growl but much slower. Her actual growl sounds more like a purr. When she is talking it is much more of a deliberate sound in the throat. She really doesn't complain much but she does talk back now and then.

[JMuedog]

Well, today I've been cursed at for bumping Finnigan in his sleep early this am... he grumbles really loudly. Then, I was cursed at for trying to sleep in on my day off when the pups are freaking hungry! Next, I was in trouble because I kept them from chasing the Fed Ex man away. And of course, how dare I try to leave them to go to the dentist!

[beasiegirl]

This is so funny. Mrs. Beasley is a Cusser. She cusses when DH gets close to me. Now she is cussing me for getting her a fur sister, Mrs. Rosie. A
Eats not mention what she must be telling poor Rosie.