OMG Im sorry I didn't get to read this thread till now! You guys are all cracking me up, esp Jacqui!!!
Uni does on occasion cuss me out. When she wants something and I say no she will sneeze, Pffffft! A very loud F you mommy! She will also push me in the back of the knee while I walk away from her and she can and has pushed me off balance!
Lily was a big time cusser! Esp when kids came up to her in the crate! She would wait until they got all good and close, with their hands out ready to stick their fingers between the bars and then she lets loose and scares the sh*t outta them! To me it was funny bc, well you guys know I don't really like kids.