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BlueBelle · 10-19-2011, 03:46 AM

Almost forgot. One day I would carry in my purse two plastic bags with fresh poops in them to take to the vet for a fecal test for our two pups.

deonk1 · 10-19-2011, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueBelle

Almost forgot. One day I would carry in my purse two plastic bags with fresh poops in them to take to the vet for a fecal test for our two pups.

Or trying to get your dog to pee in a cup

I remember the moment we were giggling in the vet office about getting him to pee in a cup for a urine sample, and the vet looked at me and said, "seriously, how low does he squat, can you get the cup under him...

The things I do for my dog.

Harrysmum · 10-19-2011, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by deonk1

Or trying to get your dog to pee in a cup

I remember the moment we were giggling in the vet office about getting him to pee in a cup for a urine sample, and the vet looked at me and said, "seriously, how low does he squat, can you get the cup under him...

The things I do for my dog.

This is really off-subject - but had to share...!!!

When I was expecting my first (human) baby, my husband asked me how I managed to wee into such a small bottle-opening? I told him that I didn't - that I went in the teapot and poured it through the spout!!!

Sally + Harry x

Donnainohio63 · 10-19-2011, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Harrysmum

This is really off-subject - but had to share...!!!

When I was expecting my first (human) baby, my husband asked me how I managed to wee into such a small bottle-opening? I told him that I didn't - that I went in the teapot and poured it through the spout!!!

Sally + Harry x

Harrysmum · 10-19-2011, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Donnainohio63

I never did put him straight!!

Sally x

Jilleen · 10-19-2011, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Danirenae

no one told me mine was like a cat. lol.

At the vet I held her up so she could see over my shoulder. she latched on and climbed up behind my neck. head on one shoulder, butt on the other. Scared me!!!! lol

another cat-like feature. I thought she would never be able to get on my bed. oh boy was I wrong. This little yorkie gets a running start and jumps. latches on to my comforter and climbs up the rest of the way.

All of this shocked me because her claws are always trimmed.

yup.....i have a yorkie that thinks she is a cat.

I am glad to see I am not the only one who thinks their yorkie acts like a cat. My Addy acts more like a cat than a dog....she will not come to you unless she wants to come, she only wants to be held and petted on her terms, also the jumping and climbing.

ttwlcd · 10-19-2011, 11:42 AM

reading all your comments on here made me laugh because I can relate to them all but no.one told me that once you get one that it would turn into three little ones (I think they should come with a caution) also no-one told me they would have smelly feet lol

heartmyyorkie · 10-19-2011, 12:03 PM

No one told me that I would be standing on the back porch in my pj's every morning at 5:30am yelling GO POOOP, Pita GOOOO POOOOOP!

QuickSilver · 10-19-2011, 01:22 PM

Yeah, I definitely never expected to become one of THOSE nutty dog people.

southernbelle04 · 10-19-2011, 01:30 PM

LOL! This thread has me rolling y'al! This is hilarious! All the things we do....which by the way I am figuring out I am falling right into place with. We do regular butt cleanings/butt baths. We act like we hit the jackpot lottery when she pees or poopies in the right place. I'm sure people will start calling me that crazy dog lady once we start getting out and about more as her puppy shots are complete. But I won't care, I'll have the love of my baby! And I fully plan on making sure she has a life fit for a princess!

Donnainohio63 · 10-20-2011, 10:43 AM

No one ever told me that I would not get mad at a dog for lifting his leg on my brand new dining room set. This happened twice now since I have been sick. Little Bit has been the hardest dog to train. He can go for a week using the pads and going outside and then bam, back to peeing in my house. So this sick girl scrubbed furniture and carpets today. I love my babies

gracielove · 10-21-2011, 04:07 AM

What are you going to do with those innocent little black eyes staring at you as you ask, 'who went pee on the rug?' The little head tilt expressing a questioning response... "What? Me? What do you mean? I'm just an innocent little darling. What?" One head tilt. That's all it takes and I'm putty in her paws. No one told me that a little black eyed dog would wrap me around her little toe.

Micah my love · 10-21-2011, 05:11 AM

one of my babes is laying on my chest now his favorite place, not to easy trying to post with one hand while he's there...i dearly love my babies

BabyGirl Rosie · 10-21-2011, 06:19 AM

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one of my babes is laying on my chest now his favorite place, not to easy trying to post with one hand while he's there...i dearly love my babies

Awwwww, isn't it amazing what you can do with one hand. Rosie loves to lay on my should like I am carry a baby. Oh wait, she is my baby!

Look at this face!

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Teresa Ford · 10-21-2011, 06:47 AM

No one told me when I made out my budget envlopes, the one marked V fund, would not mean Fablous Vacation fund, but unexpected Vet costs.

No one told me after my kids were out of diapers, I would still be washing butts.

No one told me that I would cry because, someone else got a bad hair cut !

No one told me I would choose flooring and furniture because it was dog friendly.

No one told me if asked do you want a diamond, I would say no I saw this really cute doggie stroller and ....

10-19-2011, 12:03 PM	#83
heartmyyorkie I ♥ Pita & Oliver Donating YT Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Louisiana Posts: 878	No one told me that I would be standing on the back porch in my pj's every morning at 5:30am yelling GO POOOP, Pita GOOOO POOOOOP! __________________ Ashley Pita Pocket & Oliver Pita's Pooch Apparel ♥ Follow on Facebook♥

10-19-2011, 01:22 PM	#84
QuickSilver Thor's Human Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 5,929 Blog Entries: 31	Yeah, I definitely never expected to become one of THOSE nutty dog people. __________________ If you love something, set it free. Unless it's an angry tiger.

10-19-2011, 01:30 PM	#85
southernbelle04 Katie Scarlett's Mommy Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Sweet Home Alabama Posts: 7,554 Blog Entries: 1	LOL! This thread has me rolling y'al! This is hilarious! All the things we do....which by the way I am figuring out I am falling right into place with. We do regular butt cleanings/butt baths. We act like we hit the jackpot lottery when she pees or poopies in the right place. I'm sure people will start calling me that crazy dog lady once we start getting out and about more as her puppy shots are complete. But I won't care, I'll have the love of my baby! And I fully plan on making sure she has a life fit for a princess! __________________ Aymee & Katie Scarlett

10-20-2011, 10:43 AM	#86
Donnainohio63 Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Lorain Ohio Posts: 1,882	No one ever told me that I would not get mad at a dog for lifting his leg on my brand new dining room set. This happened twice now since I have been sick. Little Bit has been the hardest dog to train. He can go for a week using the pads and going outside and then bam, back to peeing in my house. So this sick girl scrubbed furniture and carpets today. I love my babies __________________ http://thelittleyorkierescue.weebly.com/

10-21-2011, 05:11 AM	#88
Micah my love Donating YT 100K Club Member & Top YorkieTalk Poster! Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: western KY Posts: 108,935	one of my babes is laying on my chest now his favorite place, not to easy trying to post with one hand while he's there...i dearly love my babies __________________ Betty & Micah my love + Yogi

10-19-2011, 03:46 AM	#76
BlueBelle Donating YT Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Alpharetta, GA, USA Posts: 1,190	Almost forgot. One day I would carry in my purse two plastic bags with fresh poops in them to take to the vet for a fecal test for our two pups.

10-19-2011, 11:42 AM	#82
ttwlcd Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: basildon,essex, england Posts: 37	reading all your comments on here made me laugh because I can relate to them all but no.one told me that once you get one that it would turn into three little ones (I think they should come with a caution) also no-one told me they would have smelly feet lol

10-21-2011, 04:07 AM	#87
gracielove YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: NY Posts: 6,582	What are you going to do with those innocent little black eyes staring at you as you ask, 'who went pee on the rug?' The little head tilt expressing a questioning response... "What? Me? What do you mean? I'm just an innocent little darling. What?" One head tilt. That's all it takes and I'm putty in her paws. No one told me that a little black eyed dog would wrap me around her little toe.

10-21-2011, 06:47 AM	#90
Teresa Ford Therapy Yorkies Work Donating Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Central, Florida Posts: 3,863	No one told me when I made out my budget envlopes, the one marked V fund, would not mean Fablous Vacation fund, but unexpected Vet costs. No one told me after my kids were out of diapers, I would still be washing butts. No one told me that I would cry because, someone else got a bad hair cut ! No one told me I would choose flooring and furniture because it was dog friendly. No one told me if asked do you want a diamond, I would say no I saw this really cute doggie stroller and .... __________________ Teresa & Rubin, Gracie, Abba, Ginny Joy and Julia Rose Act like a dog, be kind, forgiving, and loyal.