Shameful Secrets

[jwash]

This is so touching. And I always think I'm the yorkie maniac.

Chloe- She has let a half pint become the alpha dog and will not put a stop to Lacey holding onto her tail while she's running around.
She is definitely overweight and I cannot resist giving her a bit of my food, she looks so cute at me. I used to be so strong at saying NO
She
wants to sleep with me and I'm starting to think about it. Say no, no.

Lacey- She is getting so jealous she will march up and down the sofa growling at Chloe as she tries to get up to me.
She's becoming a daddy dog on occasion, which makes me happy since he is ill and she's a comfort to him (when I'm gone of course)
She only eats her food when it is put on the carpet and I encourage her with kind words. No kidding.
They both love car rides now, especially to McD's for a lick of my ice cream.

[princesmommy]

Well guys here goes.....

1- Prince is very babied to the point where everytime something happens, it's never Prince's fault. Everyone ELSE will get scolded, but him.
2- I blame my farts on Prince all the time, too. LOL.
3- Prince hates men. LOL, he didn't learn that from me.
4- He loves my underwear and dirty clothes.
5- He eats everything he can reach including the bottom of table chairs (WOOD) and garbage, mice, roaches. I've even found him playing with roaches and torturing them. He's evil.
6- We live in a building on the second floor, and when he's bored, he'll look out the window and bark at everyone who enters.

Overall, he's a great dog.

[Bentley&BitsysMom]

Originally Posted by jwash

This is so touching. And I always think I'm the yorkie maniac.

Chloe- She has let a half pint become the alpha dog and will not put a stop to Lacey holding onto her tail while she's running around.
She is definitely overweight and I cannot resist giving her a bit of my food, she looks so cute at me. I used to be so strong at saying NO
She
wants to sleep with me and I'm starting to think about it. Say no, no.

Lacey- She is getting so jealous she will march up and down the sofa growling at Chloe as she tries to get up to me.
She's becoming a daddy dog on occasion, which makes me happy since he is ill and she's a comfort to him (when I'm gone of course)
She only eats her food when it is put on the carpet and I encourage her with kind words. No kidding.
They both love car rides now, especially to McD's for a lick of my ice cream.

That's so sweet She'll be in your bed before you know it!!! She's already got you wrapped around her little paw paw

[tmatherly]

ooh, this is fun. I hope I didn't see it too late and become a "thread killer" as I've seemed to become lately!

1. Pippa bites people who abruptly touch me.
2. Scout ate kitty poop when he was 14 wks old and my daughter Alyssa picked him up a few minutes later before I had time to tell her and let him lick all over her mouth.
3. Pippa likes to chew, lick, roll in...dirty underwear
4. Scout steals....bones, toys, mommy...from Pippa
5. Pippa enjoys sniffing the tom cat's booty
6. Scout "gets busy" with a pink stuffed monkey

[chattiesmom]

Chattie LOVES underwear..... she knows when I am changing clothes and will "bird dog" me until they are in the laundry basket so she can claim them.

Chizzie is so obsessed with her ball that she will bark and cry for HOURS on end if no one will play with her

And Peppy..... he is my sweet little boy who likes to play the "this is mine" game. It was really funny the day we were at PetSmart and he "claimed" the little girl who wanted to pet him..... I wonder how she explained the peepee on her pants to her mommy? like right, blame it on the little doggie

[Jo-Jo]

Jo-Jo:
1. Independant to the point of being rude sometimes...but lets you know when he needs or wants you.
2. He let Riley take the alpha position and seems to be o.k. with that decision...I guess he didn't want the responsibility.

Riley:
1. He gets up way too early...I'm hoping he grows out of that habit.
2. He gets very vocal when he's happy and demands acknowledgement by being picked up and not just patted but he's so silly about it that you just have to laugh.

Both:
1. Demand I give treats and make their breakfast BC (that's...before coffee).
2. They hate to get a bath but won't miss an opportunity to play in the bottom of our walk-in shower when it's wet.

Me:
1. Sometimes I wish I didn't have a dog when Riley gets me up too early
2. I hate housework.

[mylittletigger]

Ok, heres a little on Tigger baby:

1-although he goes potty outside, as soon as we let him in (Only sometimes)he goes poopey wherever he feels.
2-Tigger loves to pull tape off Cardboard boxes.
3-Tigger has pee'd our bed (yes he sleeps with us) at least four times and we have egyptian cotton sheets and a down comforter of the same material. Grrrr
4-Tigger cuddles with me during the day and at night curls up next to daddy's back
5-Tigger baby will drop toys in your lap when he feels ignored or just wants to play(tonight he dropped one on my head.)
6-Tigger HATES getting his teeth brushed and will hide his head, make me struggle to get a good hold and will attack me if I stop for a minute (cause he trys to eat my hand like an alligator and my hand pops out to get better control)
7-Tigger growls and trys to stop me from putting on my seat belt when we go for car rides.
8-If Tigger goes poopy inside the house while I'm gone and I find it when I get home, I don't scold him.
9-Tigger is stuck on himself. ( he sits in front of the mirror, and stares at himself)
10-whenever I get ready for work or when I'm just putting on clothes he likes to bite the bottom of my pant legs.

Sorry if this is a little long, I was having fun.

OH and last but not least..... Tigger loves to nibble on my bras, and underware.

[simonandhallie]

I have to say, these have made me feel better about my not so perfect yet oh so perfect life with my babies Oh and more to add: DITTO to all of the above hehe

[Gingersmom]

Ginger:
-She used to pee pee on my bed when she was a baby
- I give her snacks from my plate when her daddy isn't around
- she likes to hump my mom's dog
-she likes to lay on our dirty clothes
- she HATES to have her hair in pigtails
- she would prefer to roll around in the dirt out at my mom's house in the country
- she waits until I return home to eat her Greenie I leave for her

Me:
-I love my baby Ginger about as much as I would my own future children!

[Marie]

Good thread. Here are Guccis secrets.

1. Gucci is 1 yr old and she still has some pee accidents and I dont scold her. I Just clean it up.
2. Gucci gets nervous around loud noises.
3. She barks a lot when she wants something and we are ignoring her.
4. Lately I keep her on her leash to try to control her barking. Only when she is barking no stop.
5. Our neighbor hates Gucci cause of the barking.
6. Gucci only barks in our apt and the hallway. She doesnt barks outside.
7. She doesn't like kids touching her too much, she gets nervous nad sometime will nip. I mean other kids. She is ok with my kids. Actually she loves to lay down on my 4 yr old daugthers feet and loves to watch her taking a bath, weird i know.
8. Gucci cudddles only when she wants too.
9. She only cuddles with my hubby when Im not home.
10.She hates when I brush her teeth.She always tries to escape.
11.She is very spoil. My hubby keeps giving her table scraps. I know, bad daddy. well i do it too, so bad mommy.