Okay I love my yorke but she is really gross

[nana911]

Originally Posted by Lorrainelola

I must be very lucky with Alfie because i don't have any of the problems you have.
The only thing he does is tries to 'hump' my male German shepherd's tail. Alfie loves and I mean loves boy dogs. Apart from that he is perfect. Never digs, never burps, never goes in the bins, he does all his business in the garden, he walks perfectly on and off lead. I am so blessed ,oh hang on, er he does like to run in the stream when we go to the forest and usually thats ok but sometimes its muddy and he gets covered.

hmm, Alfie sounds a bit like he would wear lavender if allowed...'not that there's anything wrong with that'. He'd probably like my Bug, definitely likes girl dogs and she would wear comfortable shoes, .. gee, shame they don't live close, maybe Bug and Alfie would march in a 'happy' parade together....

[Bulbie]

My dog is gay. He's totally in love with the Lhasa apso next door, Max. i find it's usually humans that have the issues with sexuality, not the dogs! Max and Willie do their whole Romeo and Juliet thing every time they see each other in the window. Makes me wonder, who's Juliet... ? :P

[nana911]

Originally Posted by Bulbie

My dog is gay. He's totally in love with the Lhasa apso next door, Max. i find it's usually humans that have the issues with sexuality, not the dogs! Max and Willie do their whole Romeo and Juliet thing every time they see each other in the window. Makes me wonder, who's Juliet... ? :P

It was just so amusing to hear of his Felix Unger type traits. It's one thing to be a gay dog....it is another to be a stereotype gay....Bug would definitely not be the lipstick one in any relationship she formed....if she had her way, I'd forget about topknots and 'butch' her hair.

[Osso]

Nigel enjoys frogs. When we catch him and ask him to stop he turns chews faster. The vet said it was just protein, no harm done.

[Bulbie]

Oh nana, he's just so camp it's unreal! Even when watching the tv he sits there with his front paws crossed in a very camp way! But loving you and your butch lesbian yorkie! That cracks me up!

[nana911]

Originally Posted by Osso

Nigel enjoys frogs. When we catch him and ask him to stop he turns chews faster. The vet said it was just protein, no harm done.

osso--god forbid you ever move to FL and he catches himself one of those frogs that cause hallucinations if you get anything from it in your mouth or eyes...

bulbie--too funny, a flamer...LOL Baby is totally girly and sometimes Bug annoys the heck out of her trying to make sure Baby is really really clean.... I have an older sister (transgender) that if I ever die, I'd want her, to have my girls....he would totally....""get"" them.

[Bulbie]

Bug and Baby sound like a real hoot! Gay animals are just too funny!

[kjc]

Great thread! Too funny! Peek a Boo humps my male cat... I don't know if he's gay... I really think he thinks he a cat too. Couldn't care less about his sister Yorkies.

[My Sophia]

ok no one has mentioned this so I just have to.....can we talk about bully breath? why is it that they have to chomp on the bully for half an hour and then want kisses?

[Rhetts_mama]

Originally Posted by abbie506

I am new to the group, had yorkies in my home for over 30 years....this little girl
is the first to have a "poop cuisuine" fancy.....I'm relieved to hear I am not alone.
Some have stated the "pineapple thing" worked, is this simply feeding her pineapple?

would more than wecome any and all suggestions.

oh,,, I love this forum !!!!

abbie

Abbie- there's a thread about this very topic going on right now.
http://www.yorkietalk.com/forums/yor...-his-poop.html

Megansmomma is the board "poop guru" and she has program that she swears by.

[nana911]

Originally Posted by kjc

Great thread! Too funny! Peek a Boo humps my male cat... I don't know if he's gay... I really think he thinks he a cat too. Couldn't care less about his sister Yorkies.

See, I have no vocal filter and I have already in my mind said something about, he is not gay because the cat really is *insert socially unacceptable but widely used term for cats here* therefore....

Originally Posted by My Sophia

ok no one has mentioned this so I just have to.....can we talk about bully breath? why is it that they have to chomp on the bully for half an hour and then want kisses?

oh yeah...that is NOT happening. bully sticks are the worst. Ya gotta wonder, would bull ear or bull kneecap stink as much... so if bull penis is just tendon..etc..why the stink? maybe bull kneecap does stink. anyone know where one can buy bull kneecaps??

[berniebear]

What's the pineapple thing? Disney is attracted to our rabbit's poo but our labrador is the same with this and I thought it was just a typical dog thing. I try to stop him when I can. Was wondering what the pineapple thing is as others have mentioned it too.

[nana911]

Originally Posted by berniebear

What's the pineapple thing? Disney is attracted to our rabbit's poo but our labrador is the same with this and I thought it was just a typical dog thing. I try to stop him when I can. Was wondering what the pineapple thing is as others have mentioned it too.

there is an enzyme in the pineapple that makes the poop unpleasant to eat. it's for the ones that eat their own poop or other's in the house. Baxter loves rabbit poop, but I can't catch the rabbits to get them to eat the pineapple..

[JeanieK]

Originally Posted by nana911

there is an enzyme in the pineapple that makes the poop unpleasant to eat. it's for the ones that eat their own poop or other's in the house. Baxter loves rabbit poop, but I can't catch the rabbits to get them to eat the pineapple..

[jenn1381]

Ha, this thread is hilarious - so nice to know I am not alone!

Out of my two, my little girl is the worst. Oliver has some bad gas at times, and has an appetite for spiders (and then, of course, wants to give mommy kisses), but that's about it!

Mya on the other hand, omg... she eats her own poop, she eats her brothers poop (sometimes it doesn't even hit the ground!.. we've started the pineapple program, oh how I hope it works!)... She DIGS for bugs, searches for them... she found a half decomposed baby bird in the yard and chose that moment to play "catch me if you can".. she soon found that I can, and the more tired she makes me the more angry I get.. lmao.. Took her on her first long car ride a few weeks ago, to a family get together.. and she threw up all over me... then tried to eat it (why waste good food, right?! It's still good mom!)... Thankfully we don't have a cat or she'd treat the cat box as her own personal drive thru restaurant.

They are lucky I love them... if a man did even one of those things they'd be gone so fast, yet I put up with ALL of them from my animals... they've got me wrapped around their little paws... lol.