Need key and chicken

[Lesley Carol]

Hi, Lord Ranger - I'm Lucy (a.k.a. She Who Must Be Obeyed). I live in England, so getting a flight to come to your rescue is gonna be hard (I don't have my own credit card yet, as I'm too young at 6 months). I've got my own key, though - it's red rubber and squeaky - d'you reckon it would fit your door? I'm strangely attracted to our postman, and he doesn't seem to mind me 'play-threatening' him, so maybe he'd get it posted to you?

My Mum and Dad leave me, too (although Mum's home sick at the moment, so I've got to be a bit sneaky and get to her laptop when she's not looking). I'm always so glad to see Mum & Dad when they come home, and they seem to have really missed me - but it's not the same when they're out, even with my Kong, my squeaky key, my teddy, my (real life) cat, my doggie, bunny, numerous balls ... too many toys to list ... but I really sympathise with you. Tell you what - I'll send you some chicken soon (they're bound to be having it one night this week). Hang in there, pal - it could be worse - we could be in rescue shelters!

[LordRanger]

i sorry ignore my last massage my paws r too big for the little letters on the blackberry they make me type several letters at wonce. i break in to my slavelings computer again today tho so im back

[nencm]

Originally Posted by LordRanger

hello

i am lord ranger i am a male yorkie. i have a 25 year old human she is 24 1/2 years older than me. she thinks she owns me but actually i own her. please dont tell her ok? she goes away all day 5 days a week for something i don't know what but i was able to break into her computer to write this. i cant believe there are so many other yorkies out there just like me who know english and are able to set up a web site just so that yorkies can talk to each other on computer. wow this internet is awesome.


please help. i am locked in house. bad human. she need to learn. i need to steal a key from somewhere to get out. also please send chicken. i like chicken. i like food. i like to eat food. i like to hunt food. i like food.


also if there are any pretty female yorkies out there please send picture and a key. i want to play with female yorkies. lots of them. if you let me out of house we can play. i let you play with my toys. no i wont. but you can try.

Too funny!! I love it!!

[Jenn218]

to YT!! We are glad you are here!!!

hahaha You are a silly little boy...oh, yes you are!!!!

Tell your mommy that if she needs help with this site or has any questions to please ask!

btw.....I am LilyGrace


and this is my brother Mojo