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Need key and chicken hello i am lord ranger i am a male yorkie. i have a 25 year old human she is 24 1/2 years older than me. she thinks she owns me but actually i own her. please dont tell her ok? she goes away all day 5 days a week for something i don't know what but i was able to break into her computer to write this. i cant believe there are so many other yorkies out there just like me who know english and are able to set up a web site just so that yorkies can talk to each other on computer. wow this internet is awesome. please help. i am locked in house. bad human. she need to learn. i need to steal a key from somewhere to get out. also please send chicken. i like chicken. i like food. i like to eat food. i like to hunt food. i like food. also if there are any pretty female yorkies out there please send picture and a key. i want to play with female yorkies. lots of them. if you let me out of house we can play. i let you play with my toys. no i wont. but you can try. |
1 Attachment(s) LOL, here I was trying to make sense of the title:confused: Hold on tight Ranger boy, it will take me a while to get to you, all the way from Miami, but I managed to get a key from my mom, and I'll take it to you.As far as girls, once we brake out, we'll go party, but we can pass by KFC first. Max PS.Be on the look out, I'm taking mom's car. |
Welcome to YT Ranger:) Can't wait to see pics!! Maxmom...that is tooo funny. I love that pic:) |
:lol tears:lol tearsThanks for the laugh ladies! |
1 Attachment(s) Hi Lord Ranger, I am Gracie Ruth, Queen of the World, Diva, Goddess of Retribution-if-you-don't-give-me-a-cookie-right-now. My servants lock up my brothers and me too, but only 3 days a week. I keep telling them to stop but all they do is smile and say something about being a good girl and seeing us later in the day. :eek: How very condescending!! But they are good with giving cookies when we demand and they keep our bed warm at night so that we can sleep comfortably. I think we need to join forces at the next Texas Yorkie Meet Up, overpower our servants, take their keys and make them do our bidding. We always have the superior numbers at the Meet Ups, if we can just stay focused and not get distracted by the balls, squeaky toys and treats. Let's continue to work out a plan and meet here on YT often so that we can be prepared when the opportunity arises. |
Hi LordRanger, my name is Ben, and my loving owner is Rachel. She locks me up to, but always rushes home to see me and spoil me with kisses and treats! I think your plan sounds great and if you are willing to share the girls, im in! |
I think the South is in for a whole lotta YORKIE trouble..... |
LOL.....great thead OP!!! Welcome to YT!! |
hello sorry wuz away. heard a noise outside needed to go bark at it and scare away. my human should be back soon i hope she doesnt catch me on computer. hi ben! how are you? what do you smell like? i dont get to smell a lot of stuff because i am in house all the time. i have to put leash on my human so she will stay around while i go smell wherever i want. |
Greetings, Lord Ranger. My faithful human never leaves my side. She takes me to a special place five days a week. Maybe that is where your human goes as well? It is a wonderful place where you can run and pee wherever you want. There are lots of other humans around to pet me and give me snacks as I desire. The only downside is that other dogs try and enter my territory occasionally. However, they usually leave if I bark at them all day. |
my name is sammy, i have two girl yorkies that live with me, they are great company, i'm so happy that my human brought them to me. :) they have made my life complete. if you do escape with a key please don't come north, this morning it was -28 degrees at my house and it was almost to cold to go outside to go potty. take care, your human loves you very much. (i bet she will bring you some chicken soon, cause my human brings me chicken almost every day). |
Welcome to YT. Just hang in there little guy. |
Hello, Lord Ranger, nice to meet you. Bubba (His Imperial Majesty Bubba Selassie I) and Sissy (Princess Savannah Jane of Palm Beach) here. We are very sorry you are trapped and need a key but it is 14 degrees here and we need to stay here on the couch and keep our human warm. We found out where she goes when she leaves us. One day when we were trying to get out the door and go with her, she sat us down and explained that she works and by working she gets the money to buy dog food, treats and nice warm clothes for us. Dad works too but he is old and only works part time now so he is home with us a lot. We are looking forward to Mom getting old too so she can stay home and we can all get Social Security and live happily ever after. Love Bubba and Sissy |
arf arf arf!!!!! Your human has to slave all day to get food! all I do is yelp in a high pitch voice every time they eat food and they throw me bits of food. it's sooooo easy!! arf arf!! |
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