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capt_noonie · 05-15-2009, 06:20 PM

This is the funniest thread! Uni farts all the time and you can hear them! Especially if she finished eating really fast, and she even belches. The other day we were going to work, my boyfriend was driving, me and Uni in the passenger side. The window was rolled down a bit and I was holding her around her waist and she let a big one out and I felt the vibration of it!!!

She also hates it when we fart. she hangs out in a little cubby hole next to us at our store during slow times. We tease her by putting out butt up to her when she is in there and she gets so mad and tries to high tail it out of there before we can fart in her face. Most of the times its not even a real fart, just to tease her.

capt_noonie · 05-15-2009, 06:25 PM

Oh and after we really fart, she lets out a really big sigh, like god d*mn it!

Britster · 05-15-2009, 06:50 PM

I've never HEARD Jackson fart... but phew, silent IS deadly! That boy can definitely
blow me out of a room. A few times he smelled so bad, I wanted to puke! LOL. He used
to get gassy when I put him in the car as a pup, I think 'cause he was so nervous but
he doesn't do that anymore, thank the Lord...

He hasn't farted in a long time actually

kval07 · 05-15-2009, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by kinnykins

sophie does silent but violent farts usually when we are watching tv, the smell just creeps up, although one night i heard her fart cos she was on the pillow next to me, it sounded like a hissing snake but boy it did nt smell like one !! she just moved and sighed like to say "oh well " leaving me pole-axed where i lay !!lol

LOL. I've never heard a fart described as violent!!

Chester doesn't do farts. He does what I call squeakers.

My computer desk is next to my window and he always comes over and stands on the armrest and looks out the window. That's usually when he drops them, and boy do they stink! He'll just kind of nonchalantly turn his head and look at me and then turn around like nothing ever happened.

Here's a funny story and I can't believe I'm gonna tell it either. One night I was laying in bed playing with Chester. I was on my stomach and I let one go. Chester came over and started pawing and sniffing at my butt! It was the funniest thing ever. DF doesn't believe that story because as far as he knows, my body isn't capable of passing gas.

monarchmom · 05-16-2009, 04:02 AM

Precious farts when she's peeing! Then she will jump around & look like she's saying where did that noise come from? Everytime she farts she scares herself! LOL

I have never heard Princess fart of course tht's probably because she is such a little lady!!! LOL

MOMMY TO PRECIOUS & PRINCESS

luvfla · 05-16-2009, 04:48 AM

Well, like my Mum always said, "Better out with shame, than in with pain"
Fart on!!!!

Jemma · 05-16-2009, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by stovesj

My little Gracie girl would never think of farting....she only does "fluffs"

hahahahahahahaha omg, toooo funny

cynsir · 05-16-2009, 08:18 AM

Man, this is great, I can't stop laughing. When one of my Yorkies farts, my english cocker spaniel will get off of the couch and walk over to where the Yorkies are and sniffs their butts trying to determine which one did it. When she figures it out, she gives that Yorkie kisses.

Mommy2Lacey · 05-16-2009, 09:21 AM

HAHA!!!

My Lacey Bug has no shame...she runs over to her puppy pad like she's gonna go poopy, let's it rip BIG TIME, then spins around and does her puppy growl...AT HER BUTT!

Osirisbaby · 05-16-2009, 09:48 AM

well when Osiris farts he totally tries to deny every second of it and blames it on my fiance. I say ... Osiris did you fart?...and he will just sit there and put his hands over his little face and run to daddy. I think he never wants to accept the blame! Its really adorable.

wemple2 · 05-16-2009, 10:22 PM

Winston is scared of his own farts...

Jemma · 05-17-2009, 07:12 AM

Jemma is one of those deadly silent ones. No sound but ewwwww phew. Since her food as been changed, she has just about stopped. Just a few little stinkos.

cookies mom · 05-17-2009, 10:21 AM

Cookie is silent but deadly, she'll let one rip and everyone can smell it. She doesn't even acknowledge what she has done, she just goes about business as usual while we try to get the smell out.

yorkiepuppie · 05-17-2009, 01:09 PM

LOL!

i just think it's stinky when milu farts.

RachelandSadie · 09-12-2009, 03:48 PM

this thread from the very beggining had me rolling, there's no one here but Sadie sleeping on my lap and i just bust up and wake her up. this is hilarisous i always smell these ranchy rotten spinich smelling things and they go away, now i'm sure it's Sadie from eating spiniach in her diet and having bully sticks as well. she doesn't make noise yet that i've noticed, but man do they stink and she's always sleeping when they happen PHEW

05-15-2009, 06:20 PM	#46
capt_noonie www.yorkierescue.com Donating Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Las Vegas & Orange County Posts: 17,408	This is the funniest thread! Uni farts all the time and you can hear them! Especially if she finished eating really fast, and she even belches. The other day we were going to work, my boyfriend was driving, me and Uni in the passenger side. The window was rolled down a bit and I was holding her around her waist and she let a big one out and I felt the vibration of it!!! She also hates it when we fart. she hangs out in a little cubby hole next to us at our store during slow times. We tease her by putting out butt up to her when she is in there and she gets so mad and tries to high tail it out of there before we can fart in her face. Most of the times its not even a real fart, just to tease her. __________________ The T.U.B. Pack! Toto, Uni, & Bindi RIP Lord Scrappington Montgomery McLimpybottom aka El Lenguo the Handicapped Ninja 10-12-12 Last edited by capt_noonie; 05-15-2009 at 06:22 PM. Reason: typo

05-15-2009, 06:25 PM	#47
capt_noonie www.yorkierescue.com Donating Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Las Vegas & Orange County Posts: 17,408	Oh and after we really fart, she lets out a really big sigh, like god d*mn it! __________________ The T.U.B. Pack! Toto, Uni, & Bindi RIP Lord Scrappington Montgomery McLimpybottom aka El Lenguo the Handicapped Ninja 10-12-12

05-15-2009, 06:50 PM	#48
Britster Action Jackson ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 17,815	I've never HEARD Jackson fart... but phew, silent IS deadly! That boy can definitely blow me out of a room. A few times he smelled so bad, I wanted to puke! LOL. He used to get gassy when I put him in the car as a pup, I think 'cause he was so nervous but he doesn't do that anymore, thank the Lord... He hasn't farted in a long time actually __________________ ~ Brit & Lights! Camera! Jackson! CGC ETD TKP ~ Follow Jackson on Instagram: https://instagram.com/jacksontheterrier

05-16-2009, 10:22 PM	#56
wemple2 Wee Winston Wiggles Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Kewanee, Illinois Posts: 9,666	Winston is scared of his own farts... __________________ As Ever, Kathy Intruducing Bentley Winston and Spencer: RIP My Sweet Angels

05-17-2009, 10:21 AM	#58
cookies mom Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gatlinburg, TN Posts: 76	Cookie is silent but deadly, she'll let one rip and everyone can smell it. She doesn't even acknowledge what she has done, she just goes about business as usual while we try to get the smell out. __________________ Proud mommy of Cookie

05-16-2009, 04:02 AM	#50
monarchmom Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hamilton, NJ USA Posts: 125	Precious farts when she's peeing! Then she will jump around & look like she's saying where did that noise come from? Everytime she farts she scares herself! LOL I have never heard Princess fart of course tht's probably because she is such a little lady!!! LOL MOMMY TO PRECIOUS & PRINCESS

05-16-2009, 04:48 AM	#51
luvfla YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Satellite Beach, FL Posts: 3,691	Well, like my Mum always said, "Better out with shame, than in with pain" Fart on!!!!

05-16-2009, 08:18 AM	#53
cynsir The 3 Musketeers Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cloquet, MN Posts: 738 Blog Entries: 1	Man, this is great, I can't stop laughing. When one of my Yorkies farts, my english cocker spaniel will get off of the couch and walk over to where the Yorkies are and sniffs their butts trying to determine which one did it. When she figures it out, she gives that Yorkie kisses.

05-16-2009, 09:21 AM	#54
Mommy2Lacey Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: May 2009 Location: Sparta,TN,USA Posts: 137	HAHA!!! My Lacey Bug has no shame...she runs over to her puppy pad like she's gonna go poopy, let's it rip BIG TIME, then spins around and does her puppy growl...AT HER BUTT!

05-16-2009, 09:48 AM	#55
Osirisbaby Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: May 2009 Location: Tennessee, Georgia Posts: 94	well when Osiris farts he totally tries to deny every second of it and blames it on my fiance. I say ... Osiris did you fart?...and he will just sit there and put his hands over his little face and run to daddy. I think he never wants to accept the blame! Its really adorable.

05-17-2009, 07:12 AM	#57
Jemma Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: NJ Posts: 838	Jemma is one of those deadly silent ones. No sound but ewwwww phew. Since her food as been changed, she has just about stopped. Just a few little stinkos.

05-17-2009, 01:09 PM	#59
yorkiepuppie Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Jose, CA, USA Posts: 2,883	LOL! i just think it's stinky when milu farts. __________________ www.yenspiration.com i love milu

09-12-2009, 03:48 PM	#60
RachelandSadie No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 5,748	this thread from the very beggining had me rolling, there's no one here but Sadie sleeping on my lap and i just bust up and wake her up. this is hilarisous i always smell these ranchy rotten spinich smelling things and they go away, now i'm sure it's Sadie from eating spiniach in her diet and having bully sticks as well. she doesn't make noise yet that i've noticed, but man do they stink and she's always sleeping when they happen PHEW