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Originally Posted by kinnykins  sophie does silent but violent farts usually when we are watching tv, the smell just creeps up, although one night i heard her fart cos she was on the pillow next to me, it sounded like a hissing snake but boy it did nt smell like one !! she just moved and sighed like to say "oh well " leaving me pole-axed where i lay !!lol |
LOL. I've never heard a fart described as violent!!
Chester doesn't do farts. He does what I call squeakers.
My computer desk is next to my window and he always comes over and stands on the armrest and looks out the window. That's usually when he drops them, and boy do they stink! He'll just kind of nonchalantly turn his head and look at me and then turn around like nothing ever happened.
Here's a funny story and I can't believe I'm gonna tell it either. One night I was laying in bed playing with Chester. I was on my stomach and I let one go. Chester came over and started pawing and sniffing at my butt! It was the funniest thing ever. DF doesn't believe that story because as far as he knows, my body isn't capable of passing gas.
