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01-31-2008, 08:38 AM | #1 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Southern Maryland
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| Too Cute Not to Share... A co-worker sent this to me and I just had to share it with you guys... To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or feline attendance is not required. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door: To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it 'fur'niture.) 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they: 1. Eat less. 2. Don't ask for money all the time. 3. Are easier to train. 4. Normally come when called. 5. Never ask to drive the car. 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends. 7. Don't smoke or drink. 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions. 9. Don't want to wear your clothes. 10. Don't need a 'gazillion' dollars for college. And finally, 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
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01-31-2008, 08:53 AM | #2 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
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| thats right!! amen!!!
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01-31-2008, 09:01 AM | #3 |
No Longer A Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NEW YORK
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| I've seen that before but thanks for giving me a chuckle once again. |
01-31-2008, 09:07 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: California
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| Haven't seen that one before... Too cute Needed a laugh today...
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01-31-2008, 09:44 AM | #5 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A little town south of Chicago
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| I love the one door into the bathroom part! That is my Adie and Cassie to the T! |
01-31-2008, 09:51 AM | #6 |
YT Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Springfield
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| Every time I read this I laugh out loud! Thanks for posting it! |
01-31-2008, 09:53 AM | #7 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lancaster, PA
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| Thanks for sharing that. I've heard of some of those sayings before but I loved and agree so.....much with the one that says: "To you it's an animal, to me he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly".
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01-31-2008, 09:58 AM | #8 |
Living life with yorkies! Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Indiana
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| I LOVE IT! I have to share that with hubby
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01-31-2008, 09:59 AM | #9 |
IheartYorkies Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: SGV, CA
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| LMAO!!!! I LOVE IT!!! But the don't have to buy the latest fashion part I have to disagree with... lol.
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02-18-2008, 11:24 PM | #10 |
The Fabulous 4 Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ca
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| I love this lol |
02-18-2008, 11:56 PM | #11 |
Donating YT Addict Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sunny Southern California!!!!
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| hahahaha SO true!
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02-19-2008, 04:02 AM | #12 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: NC
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| LOL...between human babies and furbabies, I haven't been permitted to use a bathroom alone since 1986. How can you ever get mad at a friend who loves you so much, and is so concerned for your safety, that they actually demand to sit at your feet and stand guard when you go to the bathroom? I can't. |
02-19-2008, 04:51 AM | #13 |
The Queen is back Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Canada
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| Too cute thanks for the laugh. I hadnt seen it before and talk about so true lol.
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02-19-2008, 05:09 AM | #14 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: wisconsin
Posts: 769
| Oh ya....I can relate to all of that...I also have two cats along with the two Yorkies...and God forbid that I get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom..it sounds like a stampede.....I sit down on the toilet and there staring at me are 4 sets of eyes....all waiting for a back or neck scratch.. the stair thing also is a big issue!!! I'm surprised that we all don't have broken necks. |
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