Too Cute Not to Share...
 

A co-worker sent this to me and I just had to share it with you guys...:D

To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other
dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in
the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming
your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the
slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating
me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I
fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure
your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they
sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other
stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking
tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to
maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by
some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not
necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw
under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the
same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --
canine or feline attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt.
I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our
front door:
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it 'fur'niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who
is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less.
2. Don't ask for money all the time.
3. Are easier to train.
4. Normally come when called.
5. Never ask to drive the car.
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends.
7. Don't smoke or drink.
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions.
9. Don't want to wear your clothes.
10. Don't need a 'gazillion' dollars for college.

And finally,
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

thats right!! amen!!!:thumbup:

I've seen that before but thanks for giving me a chuckle once again.

Haven't seen that one before... Too cute :smile: Needed a laugh today...

I love the one door into the bathroom part! That is my Adie and Cassie to the T!

Every time I read this I laugh out loud! Thanks for posting it! :D

Thanks for sharing that. :) I've heard of some of those sayings before but I loved and agree so.....much with the one that says: "To you it's an animal, to me he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly". :thumbup: :thumbup:

I LOVE IT! I have to share that with hubby :D

LMAO!!!! I LOVE IT!!! :):):)


But the don't have to buy the latest fashion part I have to disagree with... lol.

I love this lol

hahahaha SO true!

LOL...between human babies and furbabies, I haven't been permitted to use a bathroom alone since 1986.

How can you ever get mad at a friend who loves you so much, and is so concerned for your safety, that they actually demand to sit at your feet and stand guard when you go to the bathroom? I can't. :)

Too cute thanks for the laugh. I hadnt seen it before and talk about so true lol.

Oh ya....I can relate to all of that...I also have two cats along with the two Yorkies...and God forbid that I get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom..it sounds like a stampede.....I sit down on the toilet and there staring at me are 4 sets of eyes....all waiting for a back or neck scratch.. the stair thing also is a big issue!!! I'm surprised that we all don't have broken necks.