Dear Eddie and Jack,
Dis ish tumi and gracie! leave your daddie and come live wid us! our mommy and daddie dun't take us out in the winter..we use wee wee pads. So come and live wid us and we''ll share our wee wee pad wid you guys. plus we need big brothers to protect us! forgive ur daddie...he ish old..hehehehehe:D

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was young. He was, I've heard, cute. And he was probably the ideal Yorkie father.

But he couldn't handle all you crazy women. lol.

Now quit sucking me back into the conversation. I have work to do.

Cute doesn't even describe him. ;)

Now get back to work!

Hi Eddie!!!! If you came to live in Michigan, you could have any and all the toys you want!!!!! Angel thinks they are all hers, so I'd really like it if you could teach her a thing or two!

Our mommyis home almost all day, every day, so you would really not be alone much at all and she is at our beck and call. You would get whatever you want to eat. And for treats we have Yorkie Yummies, Cafe Max and tons of Pixie Stix!!!! You could sleep in any of the billion beds we have throughout the house (only a slight exaggeration) or with us and mommy & daddy. They like it when we hog the bed!!

The only thing is we don't go for many walks cause we run through the house all day long. We do have a fenced yard where you could run around and around and around. And on nice days we have a park along the river where mommy takes us to walk.

But, best of all, you could help me teach Angel that she is not the boss of me!!! If you like to play, Angel will keep you really busy. I think we would really like some boys in this house, so let me know if you want to come and live with me. We are really cute girls :p
Hugs-
Sissy

P.S. Even though your dad said to ignore your post, I know you are really in control!!

I just looked up his profile and I agree... and he is in Texas.... where is the dear man?? :rolleyes:
http://www.yorkietalk.com/forums/member.php?u=10008



Umm yea back to work!

Cute? He's freak'n HOT! :D

Oh, that is just sick. You guys remind me of Simon.

Deah Eddie
Dis is Webel. I saw wheah you Daddy sneaked on the 'puter and said you wunn't goin anywheah!

Dat's awright. Fin' his most fav'ritest shus and pee pee on'em! Tell you big brudda Wusty to do a poopie on 'em. 'Den, nex time you fin wheah dat ol moose poopied, woll awoun in it and den wun to da Daddy's bed an woll onna sheets.

Me an Wucy wolled in skuiwwell poopie one time and did it and Mommy frew a fit! My Mommy said we wus demons fum h*ll.

Wub, Webel

PS Wut's a demon?????

Hey... Arent you supposed to be working??

Oh now i have to agree with that one.

Dear Eddie, Jack & Rusty, I don't blame you if you are mad at your dad, I would consider what the others said and do the same to him, but think about your poor neighbors, so don't make him go out naked, maybe a shirt and shorts, cause your neighbors don't deserve the site of seeing him naked,:eek: I don't think they have done anything to all of you, if they have then put him out there. I just have to say in defense for you dad when you get as old as Lucky, I have heard your memory goes...so hang in there and if things don't get better you all can come live with Auntie Kim, she is still young enough that she will not forget you:p

HEY Webel, Dis hewe is Wemi. I tink yous guys mite be weewated to my dum ole sisture Woxy cuz my mommy calls hew da Spawn of Satan. I tinks dat Satan wus bown in dat pwace dat ur mommy sez u demons is fwom. Doesn't dat make us brudders an sistures? Mommy sez I'm too cute to be bad so she jist calls me turdbutt. I tinks dats a nice name fo me. Wet's aww git togedder an figgur out how to gits Eddie outta dat pwace befo his DBD turns him into a Furcicle.

Oh forgot about the neighbors so maybe naked isn't such a good idea after all but you know you could hide the tv remote and like others said pee in his shoe that would be fun hehe


Max

I'm sowy Eddie, Jack, and Rusty! You guys should come and hang out with me here in Florida, mom says she we'll take care of you for a few days so you can enjoy a beautiful warm weather while your dad meditates on the harm he has done to you :D . Bengi :)

Mike, I am honestly shocked. I can't believe you forgot them like that. You know, you're lucky a hawk didn't come and take Eddie away!? I'm really upset with you right now. :(