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paulapoo 01-20-2008 04:45 PM
Mike, The BAD DAD thing is incredibly witty!!! You had me crackin up. Eddie and Jack are more than welcome in Indiana any time. But we do not have the beautiful alaskan wilderness that they are used to....and it's 12 degree's here right now. I'd go with one of the southern applicants!!

Bonnie's Mom 01-20-2008 04:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alaskayorkie (Post 1690646)
100 percent!

But we have a winner, and unfortunately, it is not you because we feel you are lying too.

Yes, Simon&Hallie tipped the scale with the doggie daycare offer. Jack and I heard about the hot Maltese who hangs out there, and we want in.

Our attorney will draft up paperwork and be in touch.
:eek: Is Eddie going to have his way with the poor Maltese too :eek:

Dear Lord,

Thank you for protecting me and not letting Eddie choose our house. I am NOT that kind of girl :mad:

Bonnie

chattiesmom 01-20-2008 04:48 PM
Eddie, sweetheart, if you come to Georgia you will have an unlimited supply of Yorkie Yummies, you will have 6 yorkie siblings to play with AND an almost unlimited amount of horse apples to play with, roll in, and eat. Chasing the barn kitties is GREAT fun AND on a really good day you can start a play with Boo the Boxer.

SophieRose 01-20-2008 04:54 PM
Eddie, dear boy. This calls for immediate action and a surveillance camera needs to be installed to watch DBD's lack of responsibility. I have to admit that I forgot about Sophie in the car once when I was shopping and it was hot, but that was due to chemo brain. Perhaps you need to feed your DBD spinach?

Wait, I have an idea, boys. Become a latch key kid and wear the ignition and door keys on your collars. I like the idea of peeing on his shoes as a reminder.

Perhaps a current video of your DBD showering you with treats and words of "I am sorry" would show the rest of the YT pups that he is really regretful.

PS You write very well, Eddie and should think about a part time job as a journalist for a Yorkie magazine.

BabyFidgette 01-20-2008 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alaskayorkie (Post 1690552)
Eddie again,

This is my preliminary list of potential new homes based on replies to this thread. The ones who bashed my DBD the most are listed first. The really harsh ones are the front-runners. The DBD sympathizers are listed last and will not be considered.

PROSPECTIVE NEW HUMANS :)
BabyFidgette
patty58
Buddy-licious
katcarasella
margaritaville
pepe mint
chattiesmom
Bonnie's Mom (front-runner)
Lilacss
LuvMySissy
simonandhallie (front-runner)
Suzy
TurtleDove
yorkiesmiles
mustangbee
cj125
YorkieMom55 (good suggestion)
WidsMom
sherrijmkassie (Kassie, not your dbd)
Morkie4



DBD SYMPATHIZERS :mad:
Judy in Waco
AprilLove
marcerella02
yoyo27
mizzwanned
paulapoo
kalina82
WooHoo we're first on the list! We always knew your dad was a deadbeat, but we were nice to him anyway. :animal36

Bonnie's Mom 01-20-2008 04:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chattiesmom (Post 1690665)
Eddie, sweetheart, if you come to Georgia you will have an unlimited supply of Yorkie Yummies, you will have 6 yorkie siblings to play with AND an almost unlimited amount of horse apples to play with, roll in, and eat. Chasing the barn kitties is GREAT fun AND on a really good day you can start a play with Boo the Boxer.
Be careful, apparently Eddie had rather have Maltese Yummies instead of Yorkie Yummies :eek:

alaskayorkie 01-20-2008 04:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom (Post 1690659)
:eek: Is Eddie going to have his way with the poor Maltese too :eek:

Dear Lord,

Thank you for protecting me and not letting Eddie choose our house. I am NOT that kind of girl :mad:

Bonnie
LOL, my Dad suspects the same reaction from S&H.

BabyFidgette 01-20-2008 05:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alaskayorkie (Post 1690595)
Eddie again,

First of all, Txshopper just joined the front-runner list.

Now, as president of the rescue group Benevolent AlaskaYorkies Desperately Determined to Acquire a new Dwelling (BAD DAD) I have taken the liberty of creating a little questionnaire to help me with my picks.

QUESTIONNAIRE FOR PROSPECTIVE NEW OWNERS

1. (T or F) All the toys in your home will be Eddie's property? (Hint: The correct answer is T)
2. (Multiple choice) If you hear Eddie bark from the back room, you would:
a) Ignore him (hint: It's not this one)
b) Ask him to come (hint: ha, no way)
c) Check on him during the next commercial (hint: getting warmer)
d) Immediately rush to him and provide whatever it is he needs, be it toys, food or attention.
3) What would you feed Eddie for dinner?
a) Canidae
b) Chicken soup
c) Yummy Chummies (hint: this is the correct answer)
4) The daily walk is over:
a) In 20 minutes
b) When the human says so.
c) When Eddie says it's over (pssst: It's this one)
Nicole here...

1. True! You'd go to PetsMart and pick whatever you want!
2. None of the above...you would be by my side 24/7 so I'd never forget about you like some people
3. None of the above...I'd feed you whatever you want whenever you want.
4. None of the above...sorry honey, Mommy barely goes for walks LOL

alaskayorkie 01-20-2008 05:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BabyFidgette (Post 1690704)
Nicole here...

1. True! You'd go to PetsMart and pick whatever you want!
2. None of the above...you would be by my side 24/7 so I'd never forget about you like some people
3. None of the above...I'd feed you whatever you want whenever you want.
4. None of the above...sorry honey, Mommy barely goes for walks LOL
Thank you for your interest. But the BADDAD spam meter detected the "N" word in your reply.

We will not be in touch.

BabyFidgette 01-20-2008 05:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alaskayorkie (Post 1690732)
Thank you for your interest. But the BADDAD spam meter detected the "N" word in your reply.

We will not be in touch.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

WidsMom 01-20-2008 05:17 PM
Fig here:

You can eat whateva you want, you can walk or not, like we do.

You can bawk, Mom's used to it.

AND, best of all, we have seven million pee pads in every spot that inneresting to pee so Mom thinks we're twained. We even have our own hydwant.

An', when you get weawy sweepy, Mom puts you in her shirt and walks awound. Not a bad pwace to be on a cold day....

Your Fwiend,
Fig

alaskayorkie 01-20-2008 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WidsMom (Post 1690758)
Fig here:

You can eat whateva you want, you can walk or not, like we do.

You can bawk, Mom's used to it.

AND, best of all, we have seven million pee pads in every spot that inneresting to pee so Mom thinks we're twained. We even have our own hydwant.

An', when you get weawy sweepy, Mom puts you in her shirt and walks awound. Not a bad pwace to be on a cold day....

Your Fwiend,
Fig
I dunno, but Dad says he's interested if the offer applies to him.

(THAT'S A JOKE!)

WidsMom 01-20-2008 05:21 PM
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Oh and your Deadbeat Dad is a SON OF A SILLY PERSON!!
Your Fwiend,
Fig

Izzy Princess 01-20-2008 05:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judy in Waco (Post 1690306)
Hi Eddie,
This is Gizmo. You know you will forgive him, you just love him too much. I know he was wrong, but we've made a few "mistakes" too if you know what I mean!;)

Make him suffer for awhile, then later on today...curl up beside him and give him kisses.
Hi Eddie, Rusty and Jack..this is Izzy and I agree with Gizmo...hmmm..my mommy said that she thought only women went through this forgetful stage....hehehe....I guess it hits our daddy's too!!

Ahh don't be too rough on him because you know he loves you all very, very much and would never do anything intentional to hurt yas..but I would play it up really, really, really big this time and get some good stuff out of this one. Your pal, Izzy.:D

Tink's Mom 01-20-2008 05:37 PM
Well, Eddie and Jack, it wooks wike I won't get any brovers this year. I'm sad dat you would bite me Eddie. :( But I would hab wet you hab all my other toys, just not my fwog!

Eddie, you bedder be nice to yur brover and not bite him! :mad: But you can bite yur daddy.:p


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