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11-03-2007, 11:56 AM | #1 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia
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| How to shave your legs when you have a yorkie 1.) Fill tub with water and settle yourself in for a nice little soak - roll your eyes at pretty little yorkie girl who HATES getting a bath but for some reason feels the need to accompany you 2.) Put shaving cream on legs - watch yorkie closely and be prepared to act quickly should she fall off the edge of the tub that she is now prancing on 3.) Start shaving - move yorkie who has now climbed onto your chest and is trying to catch the razor as you shave 4.) Repeat step 3 until you have managed to shave both legs - this will take 3 times as long as it would if you were in there alone 5.) Get out of tub and dry off - marvel at how the pretty little yorkie girl has managed to prance all over the edge of the tub and you and still not get one precious little hair of hers wet Or you can choose to do the alternative and lock the pretty little yorkie out of the bathroom and listen to scream and howl like her butt is on fire and hope and pray she doesn't make her paws bleed the way she is clawing at the door or that she doesn't give herself a heart attack. I don't recomend this method. It sucks for both of us and she ends up in the bathroom prancing on the tub anyway.
__________________ Aerrica, and Norman RIP my sweet Poopanut Last edited by simonandhallie; 11-03-2007 at 02:57 PM. |
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11-03-2007, 12:01 PM | #2 |
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| Oh my yes! It is so true - especially the part about her not getting one hair wet. And Tink also screams her little head off if I close the door on her. Sit quietly and patiently? Not on your life. LOL Last edited by Tink's Mom; 11-03-2007 at 12:02 PM. |
11-03-2007, 12:06 PM | #3 |
Lovin' 2 Girls Donating Member | LOL... This reminds me of a cat we used to have. She hated baths herself, mind you; but, as soon as she heard the bath tub filling, came running. She liked to perch on the side while I bathed. Weird!
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11-03-2007, 12:15 PM | #4 |
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| Not to mention what they are doing to the other side of the door....
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11-03-2007, 12:16 PM | #5 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia
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| Oh the door can be replaced. I don't worry about that as much as I worry about the Poopanut hurting herself.
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11-03-2007, 12:17 PM | #6 |
Izzy's Momma Too! Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Stuart, Florida
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| I love your posts, you have a wonderful sense of humor You should write all of these in a book! I'd buy one
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11-03-2007, 12:31 PM | #7 |
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| Awww thank you Writing is my true love. I've actually seriously considered writing a book or three.
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11-03-2007, 12:37 PM | #8 |
~Izzie~ My Lil' Sweetie Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: So. California (Santa Clarita)
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| That is tooo cute, I can actually visualize this happening..
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11-03-2007, 12:52 PM | #9 |
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| me too LOL...
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11-03-2007, 01:33 PM | #10 |
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| Oh my gosh too cute of a vision.
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11-03-2007, 02:05 PM | #11 |
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| Me too!! very funny
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11-03-2007, 02:18 PM | #12 |
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| LOL, your stories about the poopanut are SO funny. I agree you should definatly write a book, I would buy it! |
11-03-2007, 03:47 PM | #13 |
Piper & Sebastian Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: florida
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| Isn't that the truth.
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11-03-2007, 03:54 PM | #14 |
Wee Winston Wiggles Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Kewanee, Illinois
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| Can you imagine what it would be like if there were two or three or more?
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11-03-2007, 04:01 PM | #15 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia
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| Are you kidding me? I just told the story of the yorkie. I left out what the two chihauhuas were doing. LOL
__________________ Aerrica, and Norman RIP my sweet Poopanut |
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