| Graleyne | 11-03-2007 11:56 AM |
How to shave your legs when you have a yorkie
1.) Fill tub with water and settle yourself in for a nice little soak - roll your eyes at pretty little yorkie girl who HATES getting a bath but for some reason feels the need to accompany you
2.) Put shaving cream on legs - watch yorkie closely and be prepared to act quickly should she fall off the edge of the tub that she is now prancing on
3.) Start shaving - move yorkie who has now climbed onto your chest and is trying to catch the razor as you shave
4.) Repeat step 3 until you have managed to shave both legs - this will take 3 times as long as it would if you were in there alone
5.) Get out of tub and dry off - marvel at how the pretty little yorkie girl has managed to prance all over the edge of the tub and you and still not get one precious little hair of hers wet :rolleyes:
Or you can choose to do the alternative and lock the pretty little yorkie out of the bathroom and listen to scream and howl like her butt is on fire and hope and pray she doesn't make her paws bleed the way she is clawing at the door or that she doesn't give herself a heart attack. I don't recomend this method. It sucks for both of us and she ends up in the bathroom prancing on the tub anyway. | 