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Akina · 11-02-2007, 03:36 PM

Funny story.
I'd say if you are a yorkie owner, you don't get grossed over little thing any more....

Betty'sMom · 11-02-2007, 03:37 PM

HAHAHAHAHA!! That was hysterical!! I was laughing out loud! The part that got to me was when you looked at it and saw what it was...you threw it!!! Like that helped!!! LOL! Oh, that was fun...

HanginOut · 11-02-2007, 03:40 PM

Hilarious. I would've thrown the poop too!!!!

ocmommyof2 · 11-02-2007, 03:48 PM

So funny! It is these times that are great stories to be told over and over, and they never get old!!

Nikki+2 · 11-02-2007, 04:21 PM

OMG, I seriously have tears running down my face! That is so funny! I'm sure if it was smelly, you would have noticed when you put your jacket on so I'm sure the poop in your pocket remained your little secret.

chattiesmom · 11-02-2007, 04:22 PM

Way to go Connie!

You need to remember that one next time you go shopping -- could come in handy clearing out crowds

serenity63 · 11-02-2007, 09:06 PM

Thank for the laugh.

erino77 · 11-02-2007, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by For My Coby

The "poop in da pocket" part was funny.

But you're taking your "poop in da pocket" all over town had me

-ing

ITA! lol! you poor thing you!

YorkieMom55 · 11-03-2007, 02:35 AM

Just look at it this way, it's funny because it didn't happen like this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Connie

......I get there and she lives in a really nice assisted living home and they were just serving pie and coffee, so I thought I better sit for a while and also met some of her friends.........I put my hand in my pocket of my jacket and thought, "What's that in my pocket?" I take it out and it was poop! I screamed and threw it. Then checked and sure enough...more poop!......

You really would have been embarrassed!!!

littlewhip · 11-03-2007, 03:59 AM

LOL To Funny

, Reminds me of the time my boy charlie pooped on my hubby sweatshirt, he left it laying on the living room floor, daaaa not a good spot, we laughed so hard the next morning

LuvMySissy · 11-03-2007, 04:03 AM

Thanks for sharing Connie. I started my morning with a laugh and I'm still smiling!!!!

flgurl69 · 11-03-2007, 04:28 AM

Connie, thanks for starting my day off with a laugh!

ryorkies · 11-03-2007, 04:52 AM

Kirby must love you an awful lot to share some of his most personal possessions.

Now I have a feeling that the first thing I will do now when putting on any outerwear will be to check the pockets.

Gee Connie, Do you think I should be extra careful when opening my package?

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ladyj · 11-03-2007, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Connie

This will either make you laugh or make you sick to your stomach as it has me!

Today I had to go to my aunt's to check her hand and then call her doctor with an update. I put on my jacket because it's pretty cool and windy out there today. I get there and she lives in a really nice assisted living home and they were just serving pie and coffee, so I thought I better sit for a while and also met some of her friends. Sat there about a half hour...then went and filled up on gas...then stopped to mail a package and came home. I let the pups out to go potty and while I'm standing there waiting for them, I put my hand in my pocket of my jacket and thought, "What's that in my pocket?" I take it out and it was poop! I screamed and threw it. Then checked and sure enough...more poop! I first wondered who would have put poop in my pocket and then it came to me. I've been taking care of Kirby with the ruptured disc...he's Maddie's sister and he belongs to my daughter. Well, I'm figuring on Halloween night, when I took him outside, he pooped while I was holding him and it fell right into my pocket. I looked at the pocket and could see a place where poop had hit before going into my pocket, so not only did I have poop in the pocket, but a poop stain right above the pocket. All I could think of was the places I'd been today and wondered if anyone smelled it. Yikes! I called my Aunt who is a rather proper lady and asked her if I stunk there today. She said no...do you think she would have ever said yes? I would like to crawl in a hole about now! I am happy to say that my jacket is washed and hang drying as I type! From now on, I'm going to be checking my pockets...and, I'll not wear that jacket while holding Kirby any more!!!

Ohmygosh, I can see how that could happen! I have put poop in a plastic bag in my pocket and forgotten to take it out, but never went anywhere public with it in there. Had to smile at your story - if you didn't smell it, I'm sure no one else could. Poop in your pocket goes with the territory sometimes.

Shadow · 11-03-2007, 10:13 AM

Oh man Connie,Im dying over here.Im sorry Im laughing so hard I have tears coming down my face.I would have loved to have been there to see that first hand,from now on you will be know as "The Poo Lady".

11-02-2007, 03:37 PM	#17
Betty'sMom Donating YT Addict Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,234	HAHAHAHAHA!! That was hysterical!! I was laughing out loud! The part that got to me was when you looked at it and saw what it was...you threw it!!! Like that helped!!! LOL! Oh, that was fun... __________________ Jeanne: Mom to Betty & Juju Bean

11-02-2007, 03:48 PM	#19
ocmommyof2 Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Southern California Posts: 234	So funny! It is these times that are great stories to be told over and over, and they never get old!! __________________ ocmommyof2 Love my Delilah , Joey , and Madison

11-02-2007, 04:21 PM	#20
Nikki+2 I heart Sugar Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,373	OMG, I seriously have tears running down my face! That is so funny! I'm sure if it was smelly, you would have noticed when you put your jacket on so I'm sure the poop in your pocket remained your little secret. __________________ "If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." — St. Francis of Assisi, 1181-1226

11-02-2007, 04:22 PM	#21
chattiesmom Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama Posts: 17,674	Way to go Connie! You need to remember that one next time you go shopping -- could come in handy clearing out crowds __________________ Silk Step-In Harnesses www.foxypups.etsy.com

11-03-2007, 03:59 AM	#25
littlewhip Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: wiith my furbabys Posts: 8,874	LOL To Funny , Reminds me of the time my boy charlie pooped on my hubby sweatshirt, he left it laying on the living room floor, daaaa not a good spot, we laughed so hard the next morning __________________

11-02-2007, 03:36 PM	#16
Akina YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Mateo Posts: 887	Funny story. I'd say if you are a yorkie owner, you don't get grossed over little thing any more....

11-02-2007, 03:40 PM	#18
HanginOut Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southeast Posts: 70	Hilarious. I would've thrown the poop too!!!!

11-02-2007, 09:06 PM	#22
serenity63 Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Dallas Posts: 38	Thank for the laugh.

11-03-2007, 04:03 AM	#26
LuvMySissy Luv my Angel, too! Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: USA Posts: 9,333	Thanks for sharing Connie. I started my morning with a laugh and I'm still smiling!!!! __________________ Sissy & Angel

11-03-2007, 04:28 AM	#27
flgurl69 <3 My Little Bella Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Cape Coral, Florida Posts: 2,143	Connie, thanks for starting my day off with a laugh! __________________ Official Member of The cRaZy Club Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none. William Shakespeare

11-03-2007, 04:52 AM	#28
ryorkies No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Yorkieville Posts: 2,860	Kirby must love you an awful lot to share some of his *most personal* possessions. Now I have a feeling that the first thing I will do now when putting on any outerwear will be to check the pockets. Gee Connie, Do you think I should be extra careful when opening my package? </IMG></IMG></IMG></IMG></IMG></IMG></IMG></IMG>

11-03-2007, 10:13 AM	#30
Shadow No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: California Posts: 5,368	Oh man Connie,Im dying over here.Im sorry Im laughing so hard I have tears coming down my face.I would have loved to have been there to see that first hand,from now on you will be know as "The Poo Lady".