OMG, I seriously have tears running down my face! That is so funny! I'm sure if it was smelly, you would have noticed when you put your jacket on so I'm sure the poop in your pocket remained your little secret.
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"If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." — St. Francis of Assisi, 1181-1226