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luvdorkyyorkies · 01-06-2006, 09:43 AM

How about lap breeding?

My female was afraid of the stud unless she was on my lap. Its a little hard to drink iced tea and talk casually when you have wrestling fur babies on your lap.......Im cracking up thinking of that day!!!

The joys of breeding!

angelbaby's mom · 01-06-2006, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by luvdorkyyorkies

How about lap breeding?

Its a little hard to drink iced tea and talk casually when you have wrestling fur babies on your lap.......

Not only wrestling, but . . e-hem. . . intimately getting to know each other. . . . Wow, explain THAT one to a 10-year-old son that happens to walk through the room!!

luvdorkyyorkies · 01-06-2006, 12:35 PM

ha ha....................

My kids didnt go on that journey.....I wouldnt know where to begin. But they enjoy the puppies!

jakeepaper · 01-06-2006, 08:36 PM

OK, guys please try not to laugh....but my stud and bitch "do it" on my lap so that I can keep them together once tied without anyone getting injured. This way if one is a little shorter or taller, it is no problem to adjust them....roflmao! Lori

BabyFidgette · 01-06-2006, 09:34 PM

Okay...this question is obviously coming from a non-breeder

but what the heck is tied? Sorry if it's dumb.

yorkiemom1970 · 01-06-2006, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BabyFidgette

Okay...this question is obviously coming from a non-breeder

but what the heck is tied? Sorry if it's dumb.

It means simply when the male and female acutally "mate" and they are "stuck" together for a period of time while sperm is released. I think "tied" is a nicer term than "stuck" hee hee , and most use it.

YorkieShadow · 01-07-2006, 02:44 PM

I have never had to help with breeding, I have stayed close at hand just in case so one dont hurt the other. But most Bitches will lay if needed.

BabyFidgette · 01-07-2006, 03:01 PM

Thanks Robbie.

I kinda figured, but thought I'd ask.

feminvstr · 01-07-2006, 03:07 PM

smaller males to large females it's far safer to assist breed or lap breed. The tinier the male the more he will need assistance, I know one breeder that uses a phone book with a nonskid pad on top so the male can reach the female.

yorkieangel · 01-07-2006, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by luvdorkyyorkies

How about lap breeding?

My female was afraid of the stud unless she was on my lap. Its a little hard to drink iced tea and talk casually when you have wrestling fur babies on your lap.......Im cracking up thinking of that day!!!

The joys of breeding!

HAHAHAHAH Talk about a LapDance

Midge5353 · 01-07-2006, 03:22 PM

Rini, aren't you expecting puppies soon? When are they due? I cant wait to see pictures of them!!!

luvdorkyyorkies · 01-07-2006, 03:33 PM

Certainly not the LAPDANCE...I ever envisoned......hahaha.......

.......but the puppies are irresistible!.......they are sold to wonderful homes..........but I think?......Should I KEEP one!!..........hahaha

One of life's many curve balls.

topknot · 01-07-2006, 05:23 PM

I have always assisted to make sure they don't get hurt. Depends on the feamles personality as how it will be managed. I
Hint: I use pillows - to make the connection - if you know what I mean. LOL
Get this - I also use to hold up the females back legs for a few minutes to make sure we got every last drop in. Oh man! Never thought I would type this up.

T.

yorkiemom1970 · 01-07-2006, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by topknot

I have always assisted to make sure they don't get hurt. Depends on the feamles personality as how it will be managed. I
Hint: I use pillows - to make the connection - if you know what I mean. LOL
Get this - I also use to hold up the females back legs for a few minutes to make sure we got every last drop in. Oh man! Never thought I would type this up.

T.

Never did that...but am certainly not ABOVE it...ha, get it? above it? LMAO

Dawn125 · 01-07-2006, 11:16 PM

You breeders are cracking me up! Maybe I should invent a doggy footstool and go into business. When I was a kid a neighbors mixed breed medium sized female dog mated with a little toy poodle. She backed up to a step for him

01-06-2006, 08:36 PM	#19
jakeepaper Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New York Posts: 87	OK, guys please try not to laugh....but my stud and bitch "do it" on my lap so that I can keep them together once tied without anyone getting injured. This way if one is a little shorter or taller, it is no problem to adjust them....roflmao! Lori __________________ Lori and my Fur Babies...Blake, Andi, Lindsay,Tendance, Jolie (and her pups), Molly,Scar and my precious new Biewer;Crystal. My beautiful baby Peanut is at Rainbow Bridge!

01-06-2006, 09:34 PM	#20
BabyFidgette Learn Yorkie CPR! Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,855	Okay...this question is obviously coming from a non-breeder but what the heck is tied? Sorry if it's dumb. __________________ Nicole & Baby "The more men I meet, the more I love my Yorkie!"

01-07-2006, 03:01 PM	#23
BabyFidgette Learn Yorkie CPR! Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,855	Thanks Robbie. I kinda figured, but thought I'd ask. __________________ Nicole & Baby "The more men I meet, the more I love my Yorkie!"

01-07-2006, 03:07 PM	#24
feminvstr Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 4,405	smaller males to large females it's far safer to assist breed or lap breed. The tinier the male the more he will need assistance, I know one breeder that uses a phone book with a nonskid pad on top so the male can reach the female. __________________ Kimberly

01-07-2006, 11:16 PM	#30
Dawn125 YT Addict Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Central California Posts: 445	You breeders are cracking me up! Maybe I should invent a doggy footstool and go into business. When I was a kid a neighbors mixed breed medium sized female dog mated with a little toy poodle. She backed up to a step for him __________________ Dawn (Brandy & Titan's mom)

01-06-2006, 09:43 AM	#16
luvdorkyyorkies BANNED! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,681	How about lap breeding? My female was afraid of the stud unless she was on my lap. Its a little hard to drink iced tea and talk casually when you have wrestling fur babies on your lap.......Im cracking up thinking of that day!!! The joys of breeding!

01-06-2006, 12:35 PM	#18
luvdorkyyorkies BANNED! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,681	ha ha.................... My kids didnt go on that journey.....I wouldnt know where to begin. But they enjoy the puppies!

01-07-2006, 02:44 PM	#22
YorkieShadow BANNED! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: USA Posts: 9,999	I have never had to help with breeding, I have stayed close at hand just in case so one dont hurt the other. But most Bitches will lay if needed.

01-07-2006, 03:22 PM	#26
Midge5353 BANNED! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: North East Ohio Posts: 1,297	Rini, aren't you expecting puppies soon? When are they due? I cant wait to see pictures of them!!!

01-07-2006, 03:33 PM	#27
luvdorkyyorkies BANNED! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,681	Certainly not the LAPDANCE...I ever envisoned......hahaha....... .......but the puppies are irresistible!.......they are sold to wonderful homes..........but I think?......Should I KEEP one!!..........hahaha One of life's many curve balls.

01-07-2006, 05:23 PM	#28
topknot Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: GA Posts: 3,787	I have always assisted to make sure they don't get hurt. Depends on the feamles personality as how it will be managed. I Hint: I use pillows - to make the connection - if you know what I mean. LOL Get this - I also use to hold up the females back legs for a few minutes to make sure we got every last drop in. Oh man! Never thought I would type this up. T.