Seriously, I almost threw up....

[MindieRose]

You know, I could laugh a little harder about it if we had actually been successful with this attempt, but there was no reward for our efforts It was one thing that I had not thought to worry about. I guess I didn't realize there was so much...pressure? to shoot it that far I was more worried I was going to get it on my hands, or maybe my shirt or on the floor. I really thought he must have broken some sort of record for distance and height.
Now my whole family needs to walk around wearing safety glasses because Diesel will not leave Lola alone even though she is not in heat (he hasn't left her alone for a couple of months now, silly teenagers ) and the hangs on to her back end for dear life as she flies through the house. It looks like they are playing superman and he's the cape. That dog has some serious grip. I don't know whats wrong with Lola. Ever since she came into heat about 3.5 months ago (appx) the boys have insisted she is still in heat. I feel like I need to steam clean daily. I have come to terms with the fact that she just may never conceive

[leucothea]

My little 5 pound male had to catch her when she was on the step lower than he and then he had no trouble after that. One little leg flying and the other to ground him to the floor to keep up the momentum. Oh gawds, the possibility is always there to have things flying around in gravity. LOL

[deblangs]

Originally Posted by MindieRose

You know, I could laugh a little harder about it if we had actually been successful with this attempt, but there was no reward for our efforts It was one thing that I had not thought to worry about. I guess I didn't realize there was so much...pressure? to shoot it that far I was more worried I was going to get it on my hands, or maybe my shirt or on the floor. I really thought he must have broken some sort of record for distance and height.
Now my whole family needs to walk around wearing safety glasses because Diesel will not leave Lola alone even though she is not in heat (he hasn't left her alone for a couple of months now, silly teenagers ) and the hangs on to her back end for dear life as she flies through the house. It looks like they are playing superman and he's the cape. That dog has some serious grip. I don't know whats wrong with Lola. Ever since she came into heat about 3.5 months ago (appx) the boys have insisted she is still in heat. I feel like I need to steam clean daily. I have come to terms with the fact that she just may never conceive

Don't know if you caught the thread a while ago that I told this story on in case you missed it, here it is again. I had my Annabelle bred many times...no puppies.Thinking I just kept missing the right day I bought my own little male. After 4 years of trying for puppies, I had nothing. After a lot of money to the Fertility Specialist, Annabelle was diagnosed with underdeveloped,immature ovaries, abnormal hormone level etc. and that she would most likely never have puppies. 5 weeks after my Chancie was hit and killed Annabelle started putting on weight. A trip to the vet proved she was indeed pregnant. I called it my miracle gift from Chancie. She was pretty sneaky about never letting us know this was going on. Must have been during the night. We ended up with 2 babies. So don't give up you may get a surprise when you least expect it.

[4seasons]

Sorry to laugh, but it is FUNNY! Never thought we had to wear safety gear while our dogs mate.

My 19 year old son picked up our male after a tie and he got a hand full of goo. I thought he was going to puke. He gagged for over a half hour. Too funny not to let him forget it.

[teffiemoore]

Originally Posted by deblangs

Don't know if you caught the thread a while ago that I told this story on in case you missed it, here it is again. I had my Annabelle bred many times...no puppies.Thinking I just kept missing the right day I bought my own little male. After 4 years of trying for puppies, I had nothing. After a lot of money to the Fertility Specialist, Annabelle was diagnosed with underdeveloped,immature ovaries, abnormal hormone level etc. and that she would most likely never have puppies. 5 weeks after my Chancie was hit and killed Annabelle started putting on weight. A trip to the vet proved she was indeed pregnant. I called it my miracle gift from Chancie. She was pretty sneaky about never letting us know this was going on. Must have been during the night. We ended up with 2 babies. So don't give up you may get a surprise when you least expect it.

Aww what a sweet story!!! So glad you have something to have after you lost your baby!!! Thanks for sharing this!

[msjagg]

You guys abd your replys have my hubby and I laughing while we're cooking dinner!! I told him that's why I leave the breeding to the PROS!!!! Sorry, I'm laughing again!! Hope it works out...Baron's Mom

[Amazing Yorkies]

Originally Posted by deblangs

Many years ago my daughter in law decided she wanted puppies from my husbands then, 11 year old Golden and her Golden. AJ had never fathered pups so I took him to the Fertility Expert to make sure his sperm was still healthy. The vet suggested since there were many dead sperm that AJ be ejaculated for the next 2 days before using him for breeding. We decided since this was my DIL's idea she got to do the nasty deed. She arrived with cow exam gloves, safety glasses and a paper hospitol gown on. She wasn't trying to be funny either. We coached her as to the vets instruction and she was thourghly embarassed and of course we were practically rolling on the floor. Well AJ got really excited and knocked her to the floor and was attempting to have his way with Her. OMG it was the most histarical thing I've ever witnessed. That poor girl has not lived that down to this day. Needless to say this was the end of the dog breeding experience for her. (and her dog too) lol

OMG! This is the funniest story I have ever heard!