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011011 · 07-11-2005, 11:27 AM

I am chuckling here that is so funny, but I would keep them separated at night so you do not have to worry about it I usually leave mine alone unless assistance is needed ,they are big if you think they are big you should see a horse nothing like a BIG mushroom cloud hanging out lol. I wouldnt let them breed more than 1 a day every other day that is plenty your female might get a little sore, as we all know men they cant get enough but if you only got it 1 or twice a year I guess we would be having it a couple of times a day too. lol

Marie · 07-11-2005, 11:37 AM

Oh my gosh, Poor little guy. I dont know much about this but according to the others seems to be normal. I just will keep an eye on your male to make sure everything is ok. I saw a couple of years ago in "The Real World" MTV show when the dog was humping a stuff animal and his thingy was sticking out and large for a long time after humping, They call the vet and the vet told them to sprinkle sugar on it. And that work, his little thingy went back to normal.

I know that is Nature.

Jeniferlee · 07-11-2005, 11:41 AM

What a post to be reading at work....
I am laughing so hard my coworker thinks I am crazy all she says is
"You people and your dogs" and rolls her eyes! LOL does anyone remember what they did before they had their dogs to keep them entertained?

red98vett · 07-11-2005, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by txshopper73

Also, I called up my best friend last night and told her, "Chester was man handled by a sasquatch!" She died laughing. It was sad because after that, Chester was scared of her. He would take off running when she came around.

OMG I have this vision of poor Chester always now on the lookout for that big girl who wants him for his body - poor little dude.. It's not easy being a sex symbol

Sidney · 07-11-2005, 12:26 PM

You all are so funny..
Reminds me..
.my daughter breeds Boxers and the first time they did the turn to the tail to tail position my son-in-law was outside with them. He didn't know that was normal so he was trying to put Brodie on top of Irelyn. and frantically yelling for Jodi who was in bed. Scared her and then when she found out what he was frantic about she couldn't stop laughing which made him embarressed and angry. She was just glad he didn't hurt poor Brodie!

txshopper73 · 07-11-2005, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by red98vett

OMG I have this vision of poor Chester always now on the lookout for that big girl who wants him for his body - poor little dude.. It's not easy being a sex symbol

Yes, he is a sexy little guy that is hung like a horse!!!!

Laura · 07-11-2005, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by red98vett

You didn't slip him a little Cialis did you so he could be livin large like Bob ...did you ?

PS: If he maintains erection for more than 4 hours, please seek medical attention!

txshopper73 · 07-11-2005, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Laura

PS: If he maintains erection for more than 4 hours, please seek medical attention!

If he keeps it up that long, I might just have to slip my hubby one!!!!!

bear bears gram · 07-11-2005, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by red98vett

Oh POOR BABY !! I shouldn't joke about that poor boys little blow up - It probably WAS painful - I'm glad it went back down....I was kind of hoping someone would post about what to do when this happens - but it sounds like he may be ok in a few days - did you ask you vet what to do for the next time ? I'd have been a nervous wreck seeing that ....

ps...on the hubby - your right - once he sees the $$ come in he may come around and help next time - if he says anything you could sweetly say - "Oh Honey ...You're just jealous - you only wish YOU could get a stud fee"

RFLMAO.. OMG... too funny

bear bears gram · 07-11-2005, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by txshopper73

If he keeps it up that long, I might just have to slip my hubby one!!!!!

oh jeez, ya'll are too funny, thanks for the laughs tonite and I'm just sooo glad the little guy is well, little again, and doing good, poor baby though, he just didn't know what he was gettin in to did he...

bear bears gram · 07-11-2005, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by txshopper73

Also, I called up my best friend last night and told her, "Chester was man handled by a sasquatch!" She died laughing. It was sad because after that, Chester was scared of her. He would take off running when she came around.

aww, poor baby,

Laura · 07-11-2005, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by txshopper73

If he keeps it up that long, I might just have to slip my hubby one!!!!!

It SOUNDS great, but how about 4 hours later?

txshopper73 · 07-11-2005, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Laura

It SOUNDS great, but how about 4 hours later?

well, he's gonna have to have a date with Ms. Palma and her 5 sisters! HA!

Latuya · 07-11-2005, 09:38 PM

This thread is too funny. We had a pom who got out and found herself a man. I seen them down the street and went running to put a stop to it but I was too late. My purebred pomeranian got herself in trouble with a MUT. (chihuahua mix) When she seen me running down the hill she took off running with him still attached. Poor little guy. I finally caught up to them and held them there till he got lose. He took off running and I the picked her up holding her up to my face scolding her. My husband was laughing at me so hard. I didn't find it too funny at the time but listening to him tell the story. I have to laught too.

Laura · 07-11-2005, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by txshopper73

well, he's gonna have to have a date with Ms. Palma and her 5 sisters! HA!

woo hoo! every man's dream - 5 sisters or is that 6?

07-11-2005, 11:37 AM	#17
Marie Mom loves Gucci Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New York City Posts: 6,427	Oh my gosh, Poor little guy. I dont know much about this but according to the others seems to be normal. I just will keep an eye on your male to make sure everything is ok. I saw a couple of years ago in "The Real World" MTV show when the dog was humping a stuff animal and his thingy was sticking out and large for a long time after humping, They call the vet and the vet told them to sprinkle sugar on it. And that work, his little thingy went back to normal. I know that is Nature. __________________ Huggies, Gucci and Marie http://www.dogster.com/?132187 "I have been egged"

07-11-2005, 11:41 AM	#18
Jeniferlee Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: In da UP of Michigan Posts: 346	What a post to be reading at work.... I am laughing so hard my coworker thinks I am crazy all she says is "You people and your dogs" and rolls her eyes! LOL does anyone remember what they did before they had their dogs to keep them entertained? __________________ "Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times."-Anon

07-11-2005, 09:38 PM	#29
Latuya YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Rialto CA Posts: 3,243	This thread is too funny. We had a pom who got out and found herself a man. I seen them down the street and went running to put a stop to it but I was too late. My purebred pomeranian got herself in trouble with a MUT. (chihuahua mix) When she seen me running down the hill she took off running with him still attached. Poor little guy. I finally caught up to them and held them there till he got lose. He took off running and I the picked her up holding her up to my face scolding her. My husband was laughing at me so hard. I didn't find it too funny at the time but listening to him tell the story. I have to laught too. __________________ Monica, Proud mom of Gus who is forever missed! And new mom to Leiloni Gus's Dogster page

07-11-2005, 11:27 AM	#16
011011 YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: minnesota Posts: 1,432	I am chuckling here that is so funny, but I would keep them separated at night so you do not have to worry about it I usually leave mine alone unless assistance is needed ,they are big if you think they are big you should see a horse nothing like a BIG mushroom cloud hanging out lol. I wouldnt let them breed more than 1 a day every other day that is plenty your female might get a little sore, as we all know men they cant get enough but if you only got it 1 or twice a year I guess we would be having it a couple of times a day too. lol

07-11-2005, 12:26 PM	#20
Sidney YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California Posts: 514	You all are so funny.. Reminds me.. .my daughter breeds Boxers and the first time they did the turn to the tail to tail position my son-in-law was outside with them. He didn't know that was normal so he was trying to put Brodie on top of Irelyn. and frantically yelling for Jodi who was in bed. Scared her and then when she found out what he was frantic about she couldn't stop laughing which made him embarressed and angry. She was just glad he didn't hurt poor Brodie!