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RRRJeep861 · 09-24-2006, 05:06 PM

I was washing my face & it brought back an incident that happened many years ago... I was using an astringent on my face & was half way done when I thought, "Man, that sure feels tight!" I looked at the bottle & it was nail polish remover.

My MIL told me a friend used her restroom & when she came out there was a familiar smell. My MIL asked the friend ,"What's that smell?" the friend says,"Oh, I used your deodorant.". MIL cracked up, she told her that was air freshener she put on her pits... Has anyone else had a funny mistake?

doortego · 09-24-2006, 05:43 PM

Mine also involved nail polish remover but could have been awfully dangerous. I grabbed up a bottle and thought it was mouthwash, as soon as I tasted it, I spit it out and repeatedly washed my mouth out with water. Needless, to say, I lived over it but sure scared myself to death.

Connie · 09-24-2006, 06:07 PM

I can relate! LOL Twice I have sprayed my hair with eye glass cleaner, thinking it was my infusium bottle. I also once cleaned my contacts with infusium. I'm sure I've had more incidents, but just can't think of them right now!

trixiesmith · 09-24-2006, 06:19 PM

I grabbed a bottle of furniture polish and sprayed all over my head thinking it was my hairspray.

gutu28 · 09-24-2006, 07:13 PM

When my grandma came to visit from Romania, she thought that our spray perfume was toothpaste. She had some sweet smelling breath!

Jenn218 · 09-24-2006, 08:35 PM

These are so funny! I needed that tonight!

When I was younger, I was at a friends house and I went to use some of her spray deodrant....only later to realize (with sticky arm pits) that it was hairspray!

I have also gotten something out of the refrigerator (one time with milk, one time with jam) and instead of putting it back in the refrigerator, I put it in the cabinet...luckily, both times, I had thought about it before I walked out of the kitchen.......duh...don't know what I was thinking!

Oh, my most stupid moment.....I was working a high school football game in the concession stand......someone came up to buy a cup of hot cocoa (50 cents) and gave me $10 for it......I had to think for the longest time what change to give back..........how easy was that to figure out??? That was the only time that has ever happened, but I just think it was because I was so busy! Gotta love those stupid moments!

tonyismybabyboy · 09-24-2006, 08:53 PM

This has to be one of the dumbest things i've ever done...

So last summer I was following my boyfriend back to his house in my mom's car. Like a dumba$$ I went to adjust the seat as we were coming up to a stop sign at the bottom of a hill. Well, it was one of those lift and slide seat adjusters (you all know what I am talking about) and as i pushed down on the brake pad my seat slid forward so fast that I bashed my face on the stearing wheel!!! I felt like a dumb ass and there was blood everywhere...I reached for my bottle of water to help wash down the blood. Well earlier that day my boyfriend and i decided that we were going to barbeque at his house, but we didn't have any starter fluid so we went back to my house to get some, but we didn't have any safe plastic containers that we could transport it in so I grabbed the first thing I saw and tossed it into my car... thats right I filled my Aquafina bottle with charcol starter and took a huge swig after bashing my face on the stearing wheel.

MeganS · 09-24-2006, 08:55 PM

Once when I was in the shower I grabbed a bottle, that I thought was a conditioner bottle. After I got out of the shower my hair was so oily feeling. I rinsed my hair out about 10 times. after I finally got it all out, I realized I had actually grabbed the skin loation bottle.

red98vett · 09-25-2006, 03:05 AM

OMG you brought back memories - that was funny !! Scary...but funny. When I was a teenager I brushed my teeth accidentally with Desitin (DiaperRash Cream) and OMG - the second it hit my teeth I knew I was in trouble - that stuff was HARD to wash out...

and a few years ago after a night out - I mistook superglue for my eyedrops....lucky for me I shut my eye the minute it hit - but what a close call that was...

RRRJeep861 · 09-25-2006, 04:39 AM

I just got up to read these, these are so darn funny!!!

I know someone who used comet on their teeth to see if it would whiten them. It didn't work

The car post by Tonyismybabyboy brought back a memory about a car. I went to a car wash & was going to vac. my car, I put the money in the machine, grabbed the big hose & started to run it acoss the carpet. I noticed A LOT of dust & dirt blowing around inside the car. I put the hose toward my face to check the suction & my hair blew back. I thought WTH, it was then I noticed it was a blower to blow the water off your car. I looked up & a man was watching so I slinked into my car & drove off in total embarassment w/ the machine still running.

YORKIE7 · 09-25-2006, 01:05 PM

All these stories are soo funny, i'm wetting myself imagining villette with superglued eyes, megan with super oily hair, jen stood there for hours trying to figure out £9.50 change,and larisa's grandama with perfume breath! you know why its coz yorkies have over powered our brains!

Whilst staying at my parents, one evening my dad got out the bath and was like ''Annette i hope you dont mind i borrowed your shampoo, in the green bottle'' i thought to myself green bottle huh? turns out he had used the dogs shampoo! he smelt good though, like tea tree lol

Another time, when i was younger i used my sisters pregnancy breast pads to get my eye make up off, dumbass!

BamaFan121s · 09-25-2006, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRJeep861

I was washing my face & it brought back an incident that happened many years ago... I was using an astringent on my face & was half way done when I thought, "Man, that sure feels tight!" I looked at the bottle & it was nail polish remover.

My MIL told me a friend used her restroom & when she came out there was a familiar smell. My MIL asked the friend ,"What's that smell?" the friend says,"Oh, I used your deodorant.". MIL cracked up, she told her that was air freshener she put on her pits... Has anyone else had a funny mistake?

OK, what's worse...the fact that she used air freshener, or the fact that she was going to use someone else's deodorant?

Let's see, I put a carton of ice cream in the sink not long ago.

09-24-2006, 05:06 PM	#1
RRRJeep861 No Longer a Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 122	Boy, that was stupid I was washing my face & it brought back an incident that happened many years ago... I was using an astringent on my face & was half way done when I thought, "Man, that sure feels tight!" I looked at the bottle & it was nail polish remover. My MIL told me a friend used her restroom & when she came out there was a familiar smell. My MIL asked the friend ,"What's that smell?" the friend says,"Oh, I used your deodorant.". MIL cracked up, she told her that was air freshener she put on her pits... Has anyone else had a funny mistake?

09-24-2006, 06:07 PM	#3
Connie Loved by Maddie & Libby Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Dakota Posts: 10,732	I can relate! LOL Twice I have sprayed my hair with eye glass cleaner, thinking it was my infusium bottle. I also once cleaned my contacts with infusium. I'm sure I've had more incidents, but just can't think of them right now! __________________ Custom doggie dresses and vests Memory is a country where I can go to see your face - but where do I go when I miss your embrace?

09-24-2006, 07:13 PM	#5
gutu28 Lovin' the Cali kisses! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Lawrenceville, Georgia Posts: 2,990	When my grandma came to visit from Romania, she thought that our spray perfume was toothpaste. She had some sweet smelling breath! __________________ Larissa and Cali Let's go Georgia Bulldogs!

09-24-2006, 08:35 PM	#6
Jenn218 Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3 Posts: 17,329	These are so funny! I needed that tonight! When I was younger, I was at a friends house and I went to use some of her spray deodrant....only later to realize (with sticky arm pits) that it was hairspray! I have also gotten something out of the refrigerator (one time with milk, one time with jam) and instead of putting it back in the refrigerator, I put it in the cabinet...luckily, both times, I had thought about it before I walked out of the kitchen.......duh...don't know what I was thinking! Oh, my most stupid moment.....I was working a high school football game in the concession stand......someone came up to buy a cup of hot cocoa (50 cents) and gave me $10 for it......I had to think for the longest time what change to give back..........how easy was that to figure out??? That was the only time that has ever happened, but I just think it was because I was so busy! Gotta love those stupid moments! __________________ Hi I'm Jenn Mom to..... Mojo,LilyGrace & DD Kate RIP Mojo FOREVER in our hearts!

09-24-2006, 08:53 PM	#7
tonyismybabyboy BANNED! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: DeKalb, IL Posts: 173	hahaa This has to be one of the dumbest things i've ever done... So last summer I was following my boyfriend back to his house in my mom's car. Like a dumba$$ I went to adjust the seat as we were coming up to a stop sign at the bottom of a hill. Well, it was one of those lift and slide seat adjusters (you all know what I am talking about) and as i pushed down on the brake pad my seat slid forward so fast that I bashed my face on the stearing wheel!!! I felt like a dumb ass and there was blood everywhere...I reached for my bottle of water to help wash down the blood. Well earlier that day my boyfriend and i decided that we were going to barbeque at his house, but we didn't have any starter fluid so we went back to my house to get some, but we didn't have any safe plastic containers that we could transport it in so I grabbed the first thing I saw and tossed it into my car... thats right I filled my Aquafina bottle with charcol starter and took a huge swig after bashing my face on the stearing wheel.

09-24-2006, 05:43 PM	#2
doortego Little Bit & Buttons Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: US Posts: 2,160	Mine also involved nail polish remover but could have been awfully dangerous. I grabbed up a bottle and thought it was mouthwash, as soon as I tasted it, I spit it out and repeatedly washed my mouth out with water. Needless, to say, I lived over it but sure scared myself to death.

09-24-2006, 06:19 PM	#4
trixiesmith Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tulsa, Ok Posts: 274	I grabbed a bottle of furniture polish and sprayed all over my head thinking it was my hairspray.

09-24-2006, 08:55 PM	#8
MeganS Donating YT 7000 Club Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,016 Blog Entries: 1	Once when I was in the shower I grabbed a bottle, that I thought was a conditioner bottle. After I got out of the shower my hair was so oily feeling. I rinsed my hair out about 10 times. after I finally got it all out, I realized I had actually grabbed the skin loation bottle. __________________ Megan "I have my dreams, I have made plans." - The Pirate Queen All Gave Some; Some Gave All

09-25-2006, 03:05 AM	#9
red98vett Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Houston TX Posts: 33,590 Blog Entries: 1	OMG you brought back memories - that was funny !! Scary...but funny. When I was a teenager I brushed my teeth accidentally with Desitin (DiaperRash Cream) and OMG - the second it hit my teeth I knew I was in trouble - that stuff was HARD to wash out... and a few years ago after a night out - I mistook superglue for my eyedrops....lucky for me I shut my eye the minute it hit - but what a close call that was... __________________ Villette, Chanel & Cheri www.DesignsByVillette.net Custom Address Labels and Note Cards using YOUR Photos! Just Click HERE!

09-25-2006, 04:39 AM	#10
RRRJeep861 No Longer a Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 122	I just got up to read these, these are so darn funny!!! I know someone who used comet on their teeth to see if it would whiten them. It didn't work The car post by Tonyismybabyboy brought back a memory about a car. I went to a car wash & was going to vac. my car, I put the money in the machine, grabbed the big hose & started to run it acoss the carpet. I noticed A LOT of dust & dirt blowing around inside the car. I put the hose toward my face to check the suction & my hair blew back. I thought WTH, it was then I noticed it was a blower to blow the water off your car. I looked up & a man was watching so I slinked into my car & drove off in total embarassment w/ the machine still running.

09-25-2006, 01:05 PM	#11
YORKIE7 No Longer a Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: ENGLAND Posts: 1,227	All these stories are soo funny, i'm wetting myself imagining villette with superglued eyes, megan with super oily hair, jen stood there for hours trying to figure out £9.50 change,and larisa's grandama with perfume breath! you know why its coz yorkies have over powered our brains! Whilst staying at my parents, one evening my dad got out the bath and was like ''Annette i hope you dont mind i borrowed your shampoo, in the green bottle'' i thought to myself green bottle huh? turns out he had used the dogs shampoo! he smelt good though, like tea tree lol Another time, when i was younger i used my sisters pregnancy breast pads to get my eye make up off, dumbass!