I just got up to read these, these are so darn funny!!!
I know someone who used comet on their teeth to see if it would whiten them. It didn't work
The car post by Tonyismybabyboy brought back a memory about a car. I went to a car wash & was going to vac. my car, I put the money in the machine, grabbed the big hose & started to run it acoss the carpet. I noticed A LOT of dust & dirt blowing around inside the car. I put the hose toward my face to check the suction & my hair blew back. I thought WTH, it was then I noticed it was a blower to blow the water off your car. I looked up & a man was watching so I slinked into my car & drove off in total embarassment w/ the machine still running.