All these stories are soo funny, i'm wetting myself imagining villette with superglued eyes, megan with super oily hair, jen stood there for hours trying to figure out £9.50 change,and larisa's grandama with perfume breath! you know why its coz yorkies have over powered our brains!
Whilst staying at my parents, one evening my dad got out the bath and was like ''Annette i hope you dont mind i borrowed your shampoo, in the green bottle'' i thought to myself green bottle huh? turns out he had used the dogs shampoo! he smelt good though, like tea tree lol
Another time, when i was younger i used my sisters pregnancy breast pads to get my eye make up off, dumbass!
