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03-16-2007, 11:49 AM | #1 |
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| would you remarry????? OUCH!! >> A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... >> >> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" >> >> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" >> >> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" >> >> HUSBAND: "Of course I do." >> >> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" >> >> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." >> >> WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) >> >> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) >> >> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" >> >> HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." >> >> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" >> >> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" >> >> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" >> >> HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." >> >> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" >> >> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." + >> >> WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" ! >> >> HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." >> >> WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? >> >> HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." >> >> WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? ! >> >> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." >> >> WIFE: -- silence -- >> >> HUSBAND: "s**t."
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03-16-2007, 11:50 AM | #2 |
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| Admin IM SO SORRY ADMIN!! i forgot to change the s word before i hit post. wont happen again
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03-16-2007, 11:55 AM | #3 |
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| WOOPS! hehehehe |
03-16-2007, 02:41 PM | #4 |
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| That's really cute.
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03-16-2007, 04:25 PM | #9 |
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| LOL -- I love the punch line! |
03-16-2007, 04:26 PM | #10 |
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| That was too funny thanks for sharing. |
03-16-2007, 04:53 PM | #11 |
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| That was great!! Thanx for sharing
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03-16-2007, 05:39 PM | #14 |
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03-16-2007, 05:46 PM | #15 |
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| That was good.... |
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