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would you remarry????? OUCH!! >> A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... >> >> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" >> >> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" >> >> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" >> >> HUSBAND: "Of course I do." >> >> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" >> >> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." >> >> WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) >> >> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) >> >> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" >> >> HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." >> >> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" >> >> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" >> >> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" >> >> HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." >> >> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" >> >> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." + >> >> WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" ! >> >> HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." >> >> WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? >> >> HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." >> >> WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? ! >> >> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." >> >> WIFE: -- silence -- >> >> HUSBAND: "s**t." |
Admin IM SO SORRY ADMIN!! i forgot to change the s word before i hit post. wont happen again |
WOOPS! hehehehe |
:lol tears That's really cute. |
Oh Man! |
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ooo that is messed up! lol |
:lol tears |
LOL -- I love the punch line! |
That was too funny thanks for sharing. |
That was great!! Thanx for sharing |
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:lol2: :lol tears :lol2: |
Thats Hilarious! |
That was good.... :lol tears :lol tears :bravo: :bravo: |
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