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03-13-2006, 09:47 PM | #1 |
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| For those of you who want a good laugh.... Ok so I found this on another forum I am/was on. I thought it was cute and thought maybe it make some of y'all smile . As seen in a dog's diary : 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favourite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite! 9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite! Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favourite! 2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favourite! 3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite! 4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favourite! 6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mum! My favourite! 7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favourite! 8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite! 9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favourite! 11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favourite! -------- As seen in a cat's diary: Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction that I get from clawing their furniture. Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant. Today, my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair. I must remember to try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, that did not work according to plan ... There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies." I must learn what this is and how I may use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkeys and maybe snitches. The Dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I have patience, I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
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03-13-2006, 09:57 PM | #2 |
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| This is absolutely hilarious!! LOL. It reminds me of my parent's cat. I have to send it to my mom. I'm still laughing!
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03-13-2006, 09:58 PM | #3 |
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| ha! that was hysterical! ROFL Thanks for sharing! |
03-14-2006, 04:56 AM | #4 |
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03-14-2006, 05:01 AM | #5 |
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| Thanks!!!! That was hilarious ... I needed a good laugh!!!
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03-14-2006, 07:25 AM | #6 |
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| you know, based on the dirty looks that I get from him sometimes, I can really see my cat saying that....LOL |
03-14-2006, 07:31 AM | #7 |
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03-14-2006, 07:36 AM | #8 |
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03-14-2006, 10:20 PM | #9 |
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| While reading that I felt like I was watching a Garfield cartoon!!! Tooo Funny!! |
03-14-2006, 10:23 PM | #10 |
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03-15-2006, 12:11 AM | #11 |
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| This is hilarious. Thank you - really made me laugh. I love the cat one - I can tell you that is probably exactly what mine was thinking.
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03-15-2006, 12:19 AM | #12 |
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| cats, eh?
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03-15-2006, 12:13 PM | #13 |
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| As I read it all I could see was a catlike stewie from family guy
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03-15-2006, 12:25 PM | #14 |
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| that cat does read like stewie griffin doesn't he... haha. i actually found 3 entries to the dog diary elsewhere. so funny. Day 180 8:00 am OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE! 9:30 am OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE! 9:40 am OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE! 10:30 am OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE! 11:30 am OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE! 12:00 noon OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE! 1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE! 4:00 pm OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE! 5:00 pm OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE! 5:30 pm OH BOY! MUM! MY FAVOURITE! Day 181 8:00 am OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE! 9:30 am OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE! 9:40 am OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE! 10:30 am OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE! 11:30 am OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE! 12:00 noon OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE! 1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE! 4:00 pm OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE! 5:00 pm OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE! 5:30 pm OH BOY! MUM! MY FAVOURITE! Day 182 8:00 am OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE! 9:30 am OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE! 9:40 am OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE! 10:30 am OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE! 11:30 am OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE! 12:00 noon OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE! 1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE! 1:30 pm ooooooo. bath. bummer. 4:00 pm OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE! 5:00 pm OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE! 5:30 pm OH BOY! MUM! MY FAVOURITE! |
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