For those of you who want a good laugh....
 

Ok so I found this on another forum I am/was on. I thought it was cute and thought maybe it make some of y'all smile .

As seen in a dog's diary :
7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favourite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favourite!

2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favourite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favourite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mum! My favourite!
7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favourite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favourite!
11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favourite!

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As seen in a cat's diary:
Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction that I get from clawing their furniture.

Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant.

Today, my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs.
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair. I must remember to try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little
cat I was. Hmmm, that did not work according to plan ...

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my
powers of inducing "allergies." I must learn what this is and how I may use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkeys and maybe snitches. The Dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.
The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I have patience, I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

This is absolutely hilarious!! LOL. It reminds me of my parent's cat. I have to send it to my mom. I'm still laughing!

ha!
 

that was hysterical! ROFL Thanks for sharing!

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Thanks!!!! That was hilarious ... I needed a good laugh!!! ;)

you know, based on the dirty looks that I get from him sometimes, I can really see my cat saying that....LOL

:lol tears :mademyday

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While reading that I felt like I was watching a Garfield cartoon!!! Tooo Funny!!

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This is hilarious. Thank you - really made me laugh. I love the cat one - I can tell you that is probably exactly what mine was thinking.

:rolleyes: cats, eh? :rolleyes: :thumbs up :lol tears :bravo: :good job: :eyetearss :mademyday

As I read it all I could see was a catlike stewie from family guy :D

that cat does read like stewie griffin doesn't he... haha.

i actually found 3 entries to the dog diary elsewhere. so funny.

Day 180
8:00 am OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
9:30 am OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
9:40 am OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE!
10:30 am OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
11:30 am OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
12:00 noon OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE!
4:00 pm OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
5:00 pm OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
5:30 pm OH BOY! MUM! MY FAVOURITE!

Day 181
8:00 am OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
9:30 am OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
9:40 am OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE!
10:30 am OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
11:30 am OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
12:00 noon OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE!
4:00 pm OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
5:00 pm OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
5:30 pm OH BOY! MUM! MY FAVOURITE!

Day 182
8:00 am OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
9:30 am OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
9:40 am OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE!
10:30 am OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
11:30 am OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
12:00 noon OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE!
1:30 pm ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 pm OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
5:00 pm OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
5:30 pm OH BOY! MUM! MY FAVOURITE!