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02-28-2006, 06:52 AM | #1 |
Mom loves Gucci Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New York City
Posts: 6,427
| Letter from The Dog! Dear Master, > > The cat is despicable. She doesn't do any tricks and > never comes when > you call and I've been there and I know she can hear > you. We need to > face > the facts. > > IT'S TIME TO GET RID OF THE CAT. > > Before the cat's arrival, meals were very festive > times. I would sit > and stare attentively at your lips, trembling > slightly and drooling. You > would play the game of pretending to be cross and > demand that I leave > the area, > but whenever you cooked dinner your children would > slip me bites of food > under the table. > > Now, though, the cat is allowed to jump on the table > -- actually > physically walk on the table! You don't yell at the > cat, you just pick > her up > and put her back on the floor, and I know you don't > see it, but she > always gives > me an haughty look as she saunters past me. > > And speaking of meals, I have always been satisfied > to eat the gritty > pellets of meat by-products you bring home in the > giant bags, right? > Have > I ever once, ever, failed to finish a meal? > > But now I find out that the cat is being served > lobster and salmon > and crab - and she never consumes all of it! > > This means there are little containers of delectable > snacks lying > around and how can I be blamed for making sure they > get eaten? Why do > you get > so mad? > > As long as the pet food is going to the pets, isn't > that what's > important? > > Speaking of sanitation, do you realize that the cat > goes to the > bathroom in the house? And not in the drinking > basins like you do, but > in a > sandbox in the basement. What are we going to say if > some woman brings > her baby > over to play in the sandbox and the cat has been > using it as a toilet? I > used to police the thing for you, but you put it up > out of my reach for > some reason. > > I don't understand why the cat is allowed up on the > bed and I'm not. > I am far more cuddly than any stupid cat. I think > her purring sounds > unhealthy and may be a sign of tuberculosis. > > And why doesn't she ever get a bath? She smells like > saliva from > licking her paws - you'd never catch me licking such > ridiculous places. > I often > smell wonderful from rolling in road kill, yet you > give me baths all the > time. > > And speaking of sleeping, sometimes I'll be taking a > nap and she'll > come right up and lie down beside me. Usually I'm > too tired to do > anything about it, but then later the other dogs > smell her scent on me > and crack a lot > of jokes at my expense. > > So, not to exaggerate, but the cat has brought the > family to complete > ruin. I'm sorry I have to be the one to bring it to > your attention, > but now > that I have, I think we can all agree that we should > go back to the way > it > was, when I was the #1 pet. > > Sincerely, The Dog > > P.S. I tried to get a note from the fish concerning > the cat, but > apparently the fish believes that everything > happening outside its bowl > is some kind > of reality TV show. |
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02-28-2006, 06:57 AM | #2 |
and Ty too! Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Denver, Nope, not Colorado
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| OMG, that's is hilarious!! I bet that's what a dog would say too... |
02-28-2006, 07:13 AM | #3 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | I've never seen that one and it's FANTASTIC ! too funny - thanks for the laugh |
02-28-2006, 07:19 AM | #4 |
Donating YT Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: North Carolina
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| That's great! |
02-28-2006, 07:34 AM | #5 |
Luv My Bug! Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: california
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| Bugaboo Says... "ha ha I agree!".
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02-28-2006, 10:08 AM | #6 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member | That's really cute. Our situation was reversed....the kitty brothers lived here first and you really got the impression, when Trace first arrived, that their opinion was......who said we needed one of those, what was wrong with just being a kitty family Our youngest cat will actually play with Trace, however, he won't if any of the other cats are in the vicinity. He doesn't want to let them know he plays with the enemy
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02-28-2006, 10:22 AM | #7 |
YT Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Logan Utah
Posts: 280
| Have you been talking to my dogs?sounds like it |
02-28-2006, 03:32 PM | #8 |
Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Iowa
Posts: 9,493
| Great letter My cats have been on both sides of this - they came into the house when I had Bichons and breed them! (but I do have great pix of one Siamese sleeping with a littler of pups) After I lost my Bichons we went several yrs without dogs - so the cats weren't pleased initially when we adopted 2 yorkies. Course the yorkies hadn't ever been with cats. Now my 17 1/2 yr old male Siamese likes to sleep with the dogs in their bed! Sometimes Roxy growls at him if he tries to snuggle too close to her!! LOL |
02-28-2006, 03:46 PM | #9 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
Posts: 17,329
| So funny! Thanks for sharing!!!
__________________ Hi I'm Jenn Mom to..... Mojo,LilyGrace & DD Kate RIP Mojo FOREVER in our hearts! |
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